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DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Carth Dookie posted:

Why do you think McDonald's has the double quarter pounder instead of a half pounder?

I haven't ordered that particular sandwich, but I would assume because it has two patties.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Trump looking healthy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That guy is still cosplaying The Wall?


It’s so sad and depressing that this kind of theater is what people crave

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Data Graham posted:

That guy is still cosplaying The Wall?


It’s so sad and depressing that this kind of theater is what people crave

I don't even get it: they built the Wall and it was such a pathetic sad failure that it fell over in many places or people walked around it

Does this Guy want to Build the Wall Again Betterer? How are they still obsessed with this stupid poo poo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It's funny how Trump rose to prominence as some sort of genius developer and he knows absolutely jack poo poo about how the construction process works.

Remember his great idea about painting the wall black so it would be too hot to climb?

haljordan fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Apr 9, 2022

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

haljordan posted:

It's funny how Trump rose to prominence as some sort of genius developer and he knows absolutely jack poo poo about how the construction process works.

Remember his great idea about painting the wall black so it would be too hot to climb?

He knows a lot about bullshitting people tho

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TulliusCicero posted:

I don't even get it: they built the Wall and it was such a pathetic sad failure that it fell over in many places or people walked around it

Weren't there some bits so poorly constructed people could just walk right between the bars?

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Carth Dookie posted:

Why do you think McDonald's has the double quarter pounder instead of a half pounder?

Gross that I have to defend the decision of a corporation, but the reasoning is fairly straightforward: People know what the QP is size-wise, so telling them they're getting two of those--or double the patties--makes sense.

But the notion of "we witnessed dumb Americans not understand fractions to our benefit" cannot be dismissed.

Stoatbringer posted:

Weren't there some bits so poorly constructed people could just walk right between the bars?

The poor construction was 1) a determined and not-unhealthy person could scale the wall with bare hands and no tools and 2) you could topple the wall with a strong chain attached to a section and a decent truck

Second point was made manifest when the loving wind did a Big Bad Wolf on parts of the wall after they were put up :hmbol:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
The wall had two primary functions:

1: being an easy rallying point for stupid racists to flock to come election time. It’s a simple, clear, physical talking point that’s easy to wrap your head around even if you’re so clueless that you think Trump is “fighting for you”.

2: I’m guessing here, but knowing how literally any other big project is handled by republicans, presumably the building and assembling of the wall greased the gears for a lot of rich donors and their families.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
If I am remembering right, dude with an angle grinder was also a natural predator of the wall.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

busalover posted:

He knows a lot about bullshitting people tho

At the end if the day his only actual skill is bullying and using his money to support it.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Duck and Cover posted:

I think you all really don't understand the plight of the rich. Not only do they pay more in taxes they pay more for the fancier Turbo Tax or even have someone else to do their taxes.

Oh, I understand just fine, sugarcakes. I just don't give a poo poo. LOL!!!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Odillaah/status/1511334221159170049?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Surprised no one took advantage of Americans’ bad-at-math skills to roll out a “one-fifth pounder” burger.

“Same price as a quarter pounder, but one-fifth of a pound of meat!”

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Conservatives want child brides because they want women barefoot and pregnant their entire lives. It’s about control.

Noob Saibot
Jan 29, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Isn’t this the lady that accused bill clinton of raping her and everyone just blindly believed it? Certainly no political agenda here!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Killer_B posted:

"We might *need* to actually reach across the aisle to *GASP!* compromise with them someday! Why can't you just let :decorum: work as it's intended??!?!?!?!?!??!"

Actually, when you put it this way decorum arguments sound a lot like "the market will regulate itself!" arguments I often hear.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Conservatives want child brides because they want women barefoot and pregnant their entire lives. It’s about control.

Yep. Conservatives are manipulative pussies who lie and cheat and steal to get ahead because they're too fuckin' dumb and weak and boring to be decent human beings. They're pathetic. LOL!!!

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Surprised no one took advantage of Americans’ bad-at-math skills to roll out a “one-fifth pounder” burger.

“Same price as a quarter pounder, but one-fifth of a pound of meat!”
Why stop there, make a one/six burger and market it towards the great days in trump history.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1512778676789821442

Pity someone won't give him poo poo for it all.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
He could walk around with a Purple Heart and a Medal of Honor pinned to his golf shirt and chuds would defend him.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




Stolen valor, shaming all those brave Space Force veterans who gave their lives fighting Ultraman monsters

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sounds like Will got scared and probably should move in with his aunty and uncle in Bellaire.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Asterite34 posted:

Stolen valor, shaming all those brave Space Force veterans who gave their lives fighting Ultraman monsters



muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump looking healthy



Still standing normally I see.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

sounds like Will got scared and probably should move in with his aunty and uncle in Bellaire.

It's too bad he ran into those guys who were up to no good, trying to make trouble in his neighborhood.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
It's tough being yesteryear's crazy failure:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1512785166699319297
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1512786466228867076/photo/1

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

priznat posted:

teen burger

I guess Americans aren't the only ones who pander to conservatives

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump looking healthy



did sebastian gorka deflate his head

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



The biggest and most toxic conservative shitheads are going to avoid going to Disneyland?

Awesome.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
What’s the funniest Trump moment?

e: gotta go with truck day personally

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What’s the funniest Trump moment?

e: gotta go with truck day personally

eclipse

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

spunkshui posted:

The biggest and most toxic conservative shitheads are going to avoid going to Disneyland?

Awesome.

My wife got us free tickets to Disneyland last weekend. Here I am about to ride motherfuckin' Space Mountain:

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
Big mac buffet

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What’s the funniest Trump moment?

e: gotta go with truck day personally

Nothing will ever beat "It's a Bible."

It was such a bizarre moment, where this lying monstrously cruel crime elemental couldn't just do the obvious "yes, this is my Bible," a thing nobody would fact-check. It was as if holding an actual Bible made him physically unable to lie for the first time ever and this was the best technically truthful but still lovely answer he could give.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

What’s the funniest Trump moment?

e: gotta go with truck day personally

I liked his first post-Covid rally that nobody went to and he was a big sweaty sad boi:

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Asterite34 posted:

Nothing will ever beat "It's a Bible."

It was such a bizarre moment, where this lying monstrously cruel crime elemental couldn't just do the obvious "yes, this is my Bible," a thing nobody would fact-check. It was as if holding an actual Bible made him physically unable to lie for the first time ever and this was the best technically truthful but still lovely answer he could give.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Actually, when you put it this way decorum arguments sound a lot like "the market will regulate itself!" arguments I often hear.

Pretty much. It's the belief that, given enough time, the process, whether it be the Market or the American system of government, will always produce the most beneficial outcome for the most people. Don't question the process, the process is fine, the process is perfect!

Of course, it doesn't take a genius to see that both processes are heavily rigged in favour of the already-rich and powerful.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


His complete inability to even name a single bible verse when presented with this question, this face he made, and then his answer of "I like all of them equally" makes this take the top spot for me too. Anyone with half a brain cell could figure out that he's completely full of poo poo when it comes to his religious pandering.

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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