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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I'd drink a Crystal Pepsi to show my solidarity with this thread, but I don't have any.


Or is that going too far back??

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
hell yeah this PB Max is awesome

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

my dogs poo poo turns white

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Daria ate my balls

(I adopted this in the 90s and now into my early 50s I know it to be true)

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

So between Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jenny McCarthy which one is hotter?

I'm a Carmen Electra guy myself.

Edit: Here's something that actually happened.

Me: I really want to ask this girl I'm going to a dance with to be my girlfriend. What should I do?

Friend: Don't ask her right away. Wait until the dance and ask her in the middle of one.

Me: Are you sure? I feel like I should ask her out before then.

Friend: God no. Ok, you know how in Dragonball Z the Spirit Bomb is something that takes time to gather energy and patience to make sure you use it at the right moment?

Me: Yeah!

Friend: So what you need to do is be Goku, and be patient, gathering your energy and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Then throw that Spirit Bomb and get the girl!

Me: Yeah! I think I got it!

30 minutes later I ask for the girl to be my girlfriend and she says no but she'll still go to the dance with me

Me: I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said no.

Friend: What the gently caress did I tell you?! Congrats, you hosed up throwing the Spirit Bomb and you're Krillin now.

Me: gently caress, I really am. God I'm dumb.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 1, 2022

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


limp_cheese posted:

So between Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jenny McCarthy which one is hotter?

I'm a Carmen Electra guy myself.

Edit: Here's something that actually happened.

Me: I really want to ask this girl I'm going to a dance with to be my girlfriend. What should I do?

Friend: Don't ask her right away. Wait until the dance and ask her in the middle of one.

Me: Are you sure? I feel like I should ask her out before then.

Friend: God no. Ok, you know how in Dragonball Z the Spirit Bomb is something that takes time to gather energy and patience to make sure you use it at the right moment?

Me: Yeah!

Friend: So what you need to do is be Goku, and be patient, gathering your energy and waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Then throw that Spirit Bomb and get the girl!

Me: Yeah! I think I got it!

30 minutes later I ask for the girl to be my girlfriend and she says no but she'll still go to the dance with me

Me: I asked her to be my girlfriend and she said no.

Friend: What the gently caress did I tell you?! Congrats, you hosed up throwing the Spirit Bomb and you're Krillin now.

Me: gently caress, I really am. God I'm dumb.

Lol

Thanks for posting this. Such an innocent reminder to how dumb teenagers are

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Exactly. He’s probably making a fortune on the PUA circuit with his anime anecdotes

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Whats this "innernet" thing that everyone is talking about?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

wesleywillis posted:

Whats this "innernet" thing that everyone is talking about?
Lol, this the guy you were talking about? The one with an IBM 286 without a 14.4k modem?

Lol.

limp_cheese posted:

Friend: What the gently caress did I tell you?! Congrats, you hosed up throwing the Spirit Bomb and you're Krillin now.
GG Broku, start over at Snake Way with your disk in your hand again

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Apr 11, 2022

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

limp_cheese posted:

Edit: Here's something that actually happened.

lmao

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

FilthyImp posted:

Lol, this the guy you were talking about? The one with an IBM 286 without a 14.4k modem?

Lol.

GG Broku, start over at Snake Way with your disk in your hand again

Nah, gently caress him. My friend's cousin's friend has a 28.8k!
Its like lightning fast. You can download a picture in 10 minutes!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

wesleywillis posted:

Nah, gently caress him. My friend's cousin's friend has a 28.8k!
Its like lightning fast. You can download a picture in 10 minutes!

Can you give me homeless spaghetti. Wesly?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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A PlayStation? That sounds dumb.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Like anyone can do what Sega and Nintendo do, right?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Sega is totally going to beat out nintendo in the end bro!

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

oldpainless posted:

A PlayStation? That sounds dumb.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Haha gotem

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

oldpainless posted:

A PlayStation? That sounds dumb.

Hahaha right?

*powers up 3DO to play Myst*

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I miss console wars being everyones main source of anxiety.

School shooting? WHO CARES, did you see the size of that power supply??

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Power supply? Yeah my new 3Dfx card has one.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Mirage posted:

Hey, check out this One Weird Trick you can use to get pretty good reception of porn channels!

*presses down two buttons on the cable box at the same time*

I'm about to be furious if this worked,

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Modulo16 posted:

I'm about to be furious if this worked,

If your cable box had the knob instead of buttons you could turn the knob so that it was between two stations and one of the two would become mostly ungarbled, but usually in black and white. But who cares, Emmanuelle it getting it on again.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Before content delivery was digital and controllable enough to only send each set box the channels it had access to they used to use physical in-line signal filters to scramble premium channels. I had a friend who figured this out and would just bust into the cable box and remove the filters to get HBO.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Scratch Monkey posted:

Before content delivery was digital and controllable enough to only send each set box the channels it had access to they used to use physical in-line signal filters to scramble premium channels. I had a friend who figured this out and would just bust into the cable box and remove the filters to get HBO.

So THAT'S how that used to be done...

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Vietnamwees posted:

So THAT'S how that used to be done...

It is still done in some areas of the country. I know at least 5 years ago they put a filter on my line when I canceled the tv subscription so I only get internet.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

e: double post

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Did anyone see the episode of Married With Children with Gilbert Gottfried?
That guy's HILARIOUS!!

R.I.P. GIBERT!!:(

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

hello yes ebgames I would like one preten...no two pretendo 69's. They obv. work together right?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

Vietnamwees posted:

So THAT'S how that used to be done...
In the actual 90s, your neighborhood probably had a guy that was good at climbing poles and removing the filters.

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Dinosaur Gum

Philthy posted:

But who cares, Emmanuelle it getting it on again.

In space!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Emmanuelle 1974
Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman 1975
Emmanuelle 3 1977
Emmanuelle 4 1984
Emmanuelle 5 1987
Emmanuelle 6 1988
Emmanuelle 7 1993
Emmanuelle’s Revenge 1993
Emmanuelle Forever 1993
Emmanuelle’s Magic 1993
Emmanuelle’s Secret 1993
Emmanuelle’s Perfume 1993
Emmanuelle in Venice 1993
Emmanuelle’s Love 1993
Emmanuelle In Space 1 - First Contact 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 2: A World of Desire 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 3: A Lesson in Love 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 4: Concealed Fantasy 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 5: A Time to Dream 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 6: One Last Fling 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 7: The Meaning of Love 1994
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle’s Intimate Encounters 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Being Emmanuelle 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie 2003
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle and the Art of Love 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle’s Sensual Pleasure 2001
Emmanuelle in Rio 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sexual Spells 2004
Emmanuelle vs. Dracula 2004
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Jesse’s Secret Desires 2006
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sex Goddess 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: The Sex Lives Of Ghosts 2004
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: The Art of Ecstasy 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sex Talk 2004
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Skin City 2011
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Sexy Bite 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Supernatural Sexual Activity 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Forbidden Pleasures 2012

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Scratch Monkey posted:

Before content delivery was digital and controllable enough to only send each set box the channels it had access to they used to use physical in-line signal filters to scramble premium channels. I had a friend who figured this out and would just bust into the cable box and remove the filters to get HBO.

If it existed I would watch entire documentaries about cable and satellite TV piracy

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

Philthy posted:

Emmanuelle 1974
Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman 1975
Emmanuelle 3 1977
Emmanuelle 4 1984
Emmanuelle 5 1987
Emmanuelle 6 1988
Emmanuelle 7 1993
Emmanuelle’s Revenge 1993
Emmanuelle Forever 1993
Emmanuelle’s Magic 1993
Emmanuelle’s Secret 1993
Emmanuelle’s Perfume 1993
Emmanuelle in Venice 1993
Emmanuelle’s Love 1993
Emmanuelle In Space 1 - First Contact 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 2: A World of Desire 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 3: A Lesson in Love 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 4: Concealed Fantasy 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 5: A Time to Dream 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 6: One Last Fling 1994
Emmanuelle in Space 7: The Meaning of Love 1994
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle’s Intimate Encounters 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Being Emmanuelle 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie 2003
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle and the Art of Love 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle 2000
Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle’s Sensual Pleasure 2001
Emmanuelle in Rio 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sexual Spells 2004
Emmanuelle vs. Dracula 2004
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Jesse’s Secret Desires 2006
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sex Goddess 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: The Sex Lives Of Ghosts 2004
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: The Art of Ecstasy 2003
Emmanuelle - The Private Collection: Sex Talk 2004
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Skin City 2011
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Sexy Bite 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Supernatural Sexual Activity 2012
Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle’s Forbidden Pleasures 2012

Wonder why they stopped making these clearly high quality movies after 2012.

Also drat, apparently 1993 and 1994 were the years of Emmanuelle.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Man, Baldurs Gate kicks so much rear end. I can't wait for RPGs to get even better in the future!!!!!

they do not

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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(Reading the TV guide)
Showtime 12:05 am: Red Shoe Diaries

Young me:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

If it existed I would watch entire documentaries about cable and satellite TV piracy

It's not quite about it, but there's a documentary on one of the early premium cable channels, The Z Channel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_Channel:_A_Magnificent_Obsession

There's a part in the documentary where Z Channel always had a big problem with people pirating the channel to the point they were getting requests from non-subscribers for copies of their monthly schedule guide. It was so widespread that when one of the creators of the channel moved to a new house and were getting cable hooked up, the cable guy offered to do the mod so they could get the channel for free.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I’m gonna use my new computer to help with school work! Surely the internet will be useful. I need to research the White House, so naturally I’ll just type in White House dot com…

…Oh…

…Oh my…

:hawaaaafap:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


fartknocker posted:

I’m gonna use my new computer to help with school work! Surely the internet will be useful. I need to research the White House, so naturally I’ll just type in White House dot com…

…Oh…

…Oh my…

:hawaaaafap:

I may have made this mistake too.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


HBO free weekend! Gonna slip a blank VHS in after the parents go to bed, hit record, and then grab the tape before they wake up for some sneaky overnight boobies!

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
BRO I HEARD THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL IS COMING, FOR ONE NIGHT THIS WEEKEND!!

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