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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Volunteer lol

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YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016




it's just mask of now huh

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Adolf Glitter posted:

it's just mask of now huh

Astronaut meme

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

When the gently caress did we get debt relief lol

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
We haven't, and by God we never will if the Wall Street Journal has anything to say about it.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

30.5 Days posted:

Me? First thing, I'd have the money. Second, I would be in possession of that money. Third? I'd use the money to pay bills. After that, I would probably find a boss to tell me what to do.

i saw this really nice dining room table online but it was $3,000.

i think if i had Elon Musk money i could justify spending that much on a table

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

i think there's a manuscript or something based off the premise of another country funding millions of scholarships for poor American kids with the intention of hobbling our military over 20 years and then invading the US.

throw in a joke about the government being forced to draft a bunch of liberal arts majors into the military only have to them comically stumble around and shoot themselves and blow themselves up around military hardware

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Flesh Forge posted:

so, there was a mass shooting in NYC today on the subway, 16 people got shot. in response, Lyft and Uber ... raised their rates :d2a:

https://twitter.com/theo_wayt/status/1513996882749669379

https://twitter.com/shananigans022/status/1513885301793505284

Using Uber in NYC is the real Guillotine worthy thing tbh.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Using Uber in NYC is the real Guillotine worthy thing tbh.

They shut down all the subways

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

PostNouveau posted:

They shut down all the subways

Go to a different deli

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

PathAsc posted:

Go to a different deli

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

PathAsc posted:

When the gently caress did we get debt relief lol

Well, it's monthly, and it's been indefinitely tolled, so you have it right now. Student loan interest is all going into the economy instead of being destroyed by the Federal Government.

Resuming payments is effectively an enormous anti-stimulus and absolutely cannot happen unless the Government wants a recession.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

PathAsc posted:

Go to a different deli

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

PostNouveau posted:

They shut down all the subways

What do you think people would do before uber existed and the subway was closed, or you needed to go somewhere that was inconvenient for the extensive MTA system?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



ate poo poo on live tv posted:

What do you think people would do before uber existed and the subway was closed, or you needed to go somewhere that was inconvenient for the extensive MTA system?

mostly just walk or blow it off until the train runs again

maybe that’s just me

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
being able to afford rent in NYC is guillotine worthy. yes I mean everyone there

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

being able to afford rent in NYC is guillotine worthy. yes I mean everyone there

Love to guillotine folks living in NYCHA, Section 8, etc.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

being able to afford rent in NYC is guillotine worthy. yes I mean everyone there

plenty of people related to nyc need to be guillotined, but ironically its no one that actually lives there.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
everyone who lives there is certainly richer than me

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

everyone who lives there is certainly richer than me

relative poverty does not confer nobility, and class is not relative.

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

An interesting strategy to become richest person in the world, but you'd have to pay the executioner and he'd end up richer than you

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

relative poverty does not confer nobility, and class is not relative.

sorry I got too mad

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/thecitywanderer/status/1516176983549530122

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

being able to afford rent in NYC is guillotine worthy. yes I mean everyone there

Not everyone there should be guillotined. Some should be gulaged.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






:qq: the poor industrial military complex won’t be able to bribe 18 year olds to die :qq:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



this is very funny but it's for sure because "lord" is gendered

landlxrd

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Calling my cis male rentseeker "landlady" as some woke anti-transphobic misgendering

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Doc Hawkins posted:

this is very funny but it's for sure because "lord" is gendered

landlxrd

Lord is a nobility title, it can be gender neutral but you may want to ask your rentseeker or parasite if they're comfortable with it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


:addressing mixed company of noble birth: "my honored lords and lordies"

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
gotta mail the check to my landviscountess

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://twitter.com/2MinutesTape/status/1518543027031138306

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/birkmurkrow/status/1519796317379305478?t=4luAGMf7kh4uu_MP49OTbA&s=19

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004


Devastating for the Au Pair industry

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

really want to exploit this law to ban air bnbs

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






My old college town did the same thing. Neighborhoods complained that students were loving everything up and in order to "protect neighborhood integrity" they made it so a neighborhood could adopt an ordinance that no more than 2 unrelated people could be in a house. It's hilariously dumb.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

This loving article talks about "co-living" like it's some strange, new-fangled concept, coming out of Web 3.0 on the Blockchain or something; it's called "having roommates," we've been doing it as a society for quite a long time, now. They're banning having roommates.

Synnr
Dec 30, 2009

George H.W. oval office posted:

My old college town did the same thing. Neighborhoods complained that students were loving everything up and in order to "protect neighborhood integrity" they made it so a neighborhood could adopt an ordinance that no more than 2 unrelated people could be in a house. It's hilariously dumb.

Same, it was insanely dumb. Finding housing at a price point reasonable at the time with in the constraints of the law was difficult, even if it was 4 people. Unfortunately if two or more were unrelated women it was apparently acceptable cause for eviction.

Then again the city had minor age strippers so.....


Ham Equity posted:

This loving article talks about "co-living" like it's some strange, new-fangled concept, coming out of Web 3.0 on the Blockchain or something; it's called "having roommates," we've been doing it as a society for quite a long time, now. They're banning having roommates.

Also: have a buddy who's having issues and needs to crash with you and your family awhile while they get back on their feet? You're all unrelated, sorry thems the rules.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

bring back the days of the Army hunting down polygamists because too many women lived in their houses

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Can't possibly enforce a mask mandate though, too draconian.

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