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great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


burexas.irom posted:

We just need to find a way to connect the balls to the circulatory system. Or replace all bones with balls.

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5gq0svMtw1zsy18k.mp4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Unless you're married to Ben Shapiro 🤷🏻‍♀️

here come ol' ben, dryin' up all the pussies, now.

this pussy bone-dry! where ol' ben at?!

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZElVjT2GIQ

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
I’m on my phone so I can’t do it right now but the idea for a bone drying juice meme just popped into my head

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Regarde Aduck posted:

He’s in agony as his whole body is dying of lack of blood but constantly repairing that damage via his regenerative power

That seems like a very unethical medical procedure. Minimal benefit too, since his broken bones would have healed pretty fast anyway. They could have left one leg normal for bone marrow benefits and if that leg got broken he could just use a crutch for an hour or whatever until the leg healed.

I can't believe that got past the ethics board.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Facebook Aunt posted:

That seems like a very unethical medical procedure. Minimal benefit too, since his broken bones would have healed pretty fast anyway. They could have left one leg normal for bone marrow benefits and if that leg got broken he could just use a crutch for an hour or whatever until the leg healed.

I can't believe that got past the ethics board.

i am fairly certain the weapon x project did not have an ethics review board (but i would love to see the comic book of it if there was one)

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



HISTORY MEMES BITCHES!























fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kheldarn posted:

HISTORY MEMES BITCHES!

:hmmyes: this is extremely my poo poo

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


A lot of these remind me of a Latin teacher I had at high school (yes my public high school had mandatory latin for everyone in their first year) who would just sit around telling ancient history yarns. The guy was like 90 years old, taught us gently caress all Latin but everyone loved it when he was taking the class.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

I always thought it was silly that there were moral panics about women riding bicycles. Not anymore.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Best post in months.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


fartknocker posted:

:hmmyes: this is extremely my poo poo

:same:

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I would use strawberry syrup, that way I could still pass for human.

As a red-blooded 'Murican, I'd replace it all with red food coloring, chocolate syrup, and good ol' American Corn Syrup. :911:


OwlFancier posted:

Piss is not exciting.

Maybe not for you.

:smugdon:


Don't







Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Revolver Ocelot

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Detective No. 27 posted:

Revolver Ocelot



(Revolver Ocelot)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Detective No. 27 posted:

Revolver Ocelot



Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It's called a quintain, and we should bring it back

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I've been very consciously avoiding doing this. Then recently I got a whole shitload of feijoas and wanted to make jam but had no jars to make it in! loving terrible situation, I should've been hoarding jars.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

projecthalaxy posted:

thats what i never got about mr roboto you know from the styx song

he says his heart is human but his blood is boiling which can't be good for his human heart plus that means hes not mr roboto hes mr cyborgo

idk

domo arigorgo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I bet i could use the Ring. Aragorn just didn’t want competition

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

And yet somehow Boris did...

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Child Boris did not have his brain regularly cleaned.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Lol

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.


Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not to suggest doctor doom is not at liberty to toot as he pleases, but how does he do embouchure with the slot gob?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

don't eat them too fast terry noooooo!

I'm good but nice to see you anyway

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
A haggard Mr. Roboto wearing an apron, juggling various household chore paraphernalia (an iron, a baby's bottle, a landline telephone on his shoulder, etc). His hair is wrapped in a towel, an egg timer is going off, while a baby cries in the background. The doorbell rings, causing the family dog to start barking. On the stove, the lid of a large pot noisily rattles while steam escapes. The moment is rapidly approaching when Mr. Roboto will have to make a command decision about his priorities.

"MY BLOOD IS BOILING!"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


OwlFancier posted:

Not to suggest doctor doom is not at liberty to toot as he pleases, but how does he do embouchure with the slot gob?

You DARE question DOOM?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it's 4/20 dawg, bring me some weed or don't bother coming over at all.

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005


ah, gently caress, he's british

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