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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



shame on an IGA posted:

has twitter ever made money

No but how can you make it any worse to monetize it?

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

BUG JUG posted:

No but how can you make it any worse to monetize it?

They only have to reverse one permaban to do both

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Apr 25, 2022

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

shame on an IGA posted:

has twitter ever made money

They just signed a deal thats gonna make some of them some money.

Is Twitter an elaborate ponzi scheme?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

They just signed a deal thats gonna make some of them some money.

Is Twitter an elaborate ponzi scheme?

I was about to say "you can't make your entire business model be hoping to sell out to a greater fool" but then I remembered this is a tech company

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

shame on an IGA posted:

has twitter ever made money

Per https://www.statista.com/statistics/274563/annual-net-income-of-twitter/ yes! Sizable 2018/2019 profits, offset by losing money up to that point and a near-equal loss in 2020. Everyone may be thinking of Reddit, which is valued at around $10B, but they're burning/raising investor capital to eventually go public and make eleventy billion.

RFC2324 posted:

They just signed a deal thats gonna make some of them some money.

Is Twitter an elaborate ponzi scheme?



shame on an IGA posted:

I was about to say "you can't make your entire business model be hoping to sell out to a greater fool" but then I remembered this is a tech company

The innovation here is a rich loser getting so owned and loving shitposting so much that he's deliberately buying in post-con. It's always Randos Make Unprofitable Tech Company --> Company Goes Public, Makes Founders Zillions --> Company Atrophies As People Realize There's No Profit.

Now it's Elon coming in and saying YES I WILL DEFINITELY NO LONGER GET OWNED AND/OR CAN MAKE MONEY WHEN THEY ALL SUCKED AT IT

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ah! Well, nevertheless

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
What's so weird is that scheme is exactly how he made the big leagues. He should know how this works.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

A.o.D. posted:

What's so weird is that scheme is exactly how he made the big leagues. He should know how this works.

But there posting enemies on the internet that must be proven wrong.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I think people everywhere have legit gotten dumber since 9/11. Like,somehow that was the catalyzing event that caused a societal shift idealizing idiocy

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A.o.D. posted:

What's so weird is that scheme is exactly how he made the big leagues. He should know how this works.

It's quite funny how many banks are lining up with YES YES ELON TAKE MY MONEY (ps your Tesla stock is collateral) offers in this buyout package. Elon might be worth $260B, but it's not liquid.

It really is likely motivated by his need for admiration and his hatred of getting owned, and this is a nice little gift too:

https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1518472903347490816

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

I think people everywhere have legit gotten dumber since 9/11. Like,somehow that was the catalyzing event that caused a societal shift idealizing idiocy

I think it was Facebook and a black president tbh

E: Imagine covid under Obama and his tan suit. The scandals.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The point of Twitter isn't to directly make money, it's to be a propoganda mouthpiece so people can make money on planned insider trading side hustles

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
drat do we have all those seditious traitors now and will the force of the law get them? or will they suffer an even worse fate, being known as terrible congress people while they continue to serve in congress

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

facialimpediment posted:

It's quite funny how many banks are lining up with YES YES ELON TAKE MY MONEY (ps your Tesla stock is collateral) offers in this buyout package. Elon might be worth $260B, but it's not liquid.

It really is likely motivated by his need for admiration and his hatred of getting owned, and this is a nice little gift too:

https://twitter.com/evacide/status/1518472903347490816

Twitter might go under but it won't be on account of a mass exodus. People don't give a poo poo about their info anymore and don't give the slightest gently caress who has it. In fact, the richer the better

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1518641543082557440

:lol:, get hosed Donnie.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\
Hopefully he gets people to donate to pay his fees, just because I want to see money flow from chuds into NY's coffers.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



shame on an IGA posted:

They only have to reverse one permaban to do both

Yeah but lowtax is dead....

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

stealie72 posted:

Hopefully he gets people to donate to pay his fees, just because I want to see money flow from chuds into NY's coffers.

It all goes back to "if you have nothing to hide, why don't you turn over what they want?" and Trump giving up $10k per day indefinitely to own the libs even though it makes him look even guiltier and further doubles down on the grift.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

M_Gargantua posted:

The point of Twitter isn't to directly make money, it's to be a propoganda mouthpiece so people can make money on planned insider trading side hustles

Yeah, owning twitter gives you a lot of power that can't be quantified entirely with a dollar value.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CBJSprague24 posted:

It all goes back to "if you have nothing to hide, why don't you turn over what they want?" and Trump giving up $10k per day indefinitely to own the libs even though it makes him look even guiltier and further doubles down on the grift.

e: oh nvm thats what you were replying to lol

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

CBJSprague24 posted:

It all goes back to "if you have nothing to hide, why don't you turn over what they want?" and Trump giving up $10k per day indefinitely to own the libs even though it makes him look even guiltier and further doubles down on the grift.
Hey, NY's baby needs a new pair of shoes, and if it can get idiots in The Villages to ultimately pay $3.6 mil a year so trump can fail to do something that is going to change literally nobody's mind, so be it.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


BUG JUG posted:

Yeah but lowtax is dead....

https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks/status/1518599739184488449?t=UKAIJGva4Jkg6cP2ITrp7Q&s=19

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Waroduce posted:

I think it was Facebook and a black president tbh

E: Imagine covid under Obama and his tan suit. The scandals.

Unrelated, but Obama's tan suit and tie combo was dapper as gently caress and he needs to trot that combo out a lot more.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
good news

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1518662385506328576

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

This dude has a podcast entirely based on how much he hates old Nick at Nite reruns.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


lol, he's taking it private as well.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Handsome Ralph posted:

lol, he's taking it private as well.

https://twitter.com/jolingkent/status/1518664872153677824

quote:

"Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated," said Mr. Musk. "I also want to make Twitter better than ever by enhancing the product with new features, making the algorithms open source to increase trust, defeating the spam bots, and authenticating all humans. Twitter has tremendous potential – I look forward to working with the company and the community of users to unlock it."

Mr. Musk has secured $25.5 billion of fully committed debt and margin loan financing and is providing an approximately $21.0 billion equity commitment. There are no financing conditions to the closing of the transaction.

quote:

15 of 23 monkeys implanted with Elon Musk’s brain chips reportedly dead

hope y'all like trump tweets and child pornography

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1518667572501118976

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


https://twitter.com/WardBobbe/status/1518668317493370880?s=20&t=n1sa-I93RYMwiSK5x-wKwA

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Should have been big weed puff Elon instead but yeah...

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1518676339762601991

elon musk: what if lowtax, but with money

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

this is going to accelerate twitter's slide into irrelevance faster than @jack's continued leadership would've

3 months of being known for "that place [even more] full of nazis and abusers" and everybody who isn't a massive piece of poo poo will finally move on

i'm saying i'm going to hand it to elon and no i don't care about the dril tweet

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Tiny Timbs posted:

this is going to accelerate twitter's slide into irrelevance faster than @jack's continued leadership would've

3 months of being known for "that place [even more] full of nazis and abusers" and everybody who isn't a massive piece of poo poo will finally move on

i'm saying i'm going to hand it to elon and no i don't care about the dril tweet

Yeah it’ll be just like Fox News and completely disappear when rational people get tired of it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Tiny Timbs posted:

this is going to accelerate twitter's slide into irrelevance faster than @jack's continued leadership would've

3 months of being known for "that place [even more] full of nazis and abusers" and everybody who isn't a massive piece of poo poo will finally move on

i'm saying i'm going to hand it to elon and no i don't care about the dril tweet

Yeah a lot of my infosec friends are jumping ship, and its likely I will as well.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Maybe he wants to buy it simply so he can literally be the real-life Troll Trace guy from South Park, blackmailing every member with everything they ever wrote or DMed.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

CommieGIR posted:

Yeah a lot of my infosec friends are jumping ship, and its likely I will as well.

To where? The multiple walled fiefdoms of Discord? There's a lot wrong with Twitter, but I don't know of a current viable platform as open as it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Tiny Timbs posted:

this is going to accelerate twitter's slide into irrelevance faster than @jack's continued leadership would've

3 months of being known for "that place [even more] full of nazis and abusers" and everybody who isn't a massive piece of poo poo will finally move on

i'm saying i'm going to hand it to elon and no i don't care about the dril tweet

I'm going to laugh very, very hard when Elon's bank financing either finds a loophole to get the hell out (in a year or so) or have a whole pile of billions near-permanently tied up in a telegram/parler clone full of nazis

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



facialimpediment posted:

I'm going to laugh very, very hard when Elon's bank financing either finds a loophole to get the hell out (in a year or so) or have a whole pile of billions near-permanently tied up in a telegram/parler clone full of nazis

His financing is done with Tesla stock as collateral. It is possible that he ends up in a spiral where Tesla stock is plummeting requiring him to sell more to fill his margin account causing Tesla stock to drop etc.

I doubt this happens, but it would be funny.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'd like to point out elon posted pissing and moaning about possibly having to pay a little more tax and now is continuing to buy everything in sight

it's like the platonic ideal of a selfish rich person

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Tiny Timbs posted:

this is going to accelerate twitter's slide into irrelevance faster than @jack's continued leadership would've

Speaking of @jack, the NFT of the first tweet went up for auction and (last I heard) was going for less than $1k.

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