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Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

The_Franz posted:

i'd love to go on one of those cruises to the arctic where they have professors onboard who give lectures and do day trips to look at polar bears and things like that. too bad they start in the 5-figure usd range

plus there's a good chance that if you're on one of them, you'll get to bully jonathan franzen

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i ve never been to a resort of any kind

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


whenever I travel ibtry to get a small place w a kitchen so I can cook most of my own meals

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

PokeJoe posted:

i ve never been to a resort of any kind

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

gently caress I miss traveling so much, I'd figured out my perfect balance of "must see" sights vs. just wandering around

I was all proud because I was visiting at least one new country a year for a while but family biz and then rona [which started like the second the family biz concluded] wrecked all that

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


We got our passports and made plans for international travel last year, gonna be funny when we never get to use them.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I renewed my passport in February of 2020 :xd:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my vacations have all been almost the same thing for as long as I have been an adult w a real job: visit someone I already know or go to a state/national park and walk around until I run out of vacation days

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My understanding of cruises, all-inclusive resorts, disneyland, etc is that you buy a ticket to a mall and everything is set up to get you to spend as much money as possible after they get you into the mall.
my intel is a decade stale but all-inclusives are relatively ok in terms of not gouging you too badly for extras. usually booze is included. if you skip the extras, you're generally not made to feel like a cheap jerk for doing so. that said you're basically just sitting by the pool or beach and you prepaid for your food and booze. hope the weather works out as planned! but your room might be pretty ok anyway. if you don't drink you're going to run into at least a handful of people that really really really do.

for cruises there's definitely more of a "you're a cheap jerk" factor. coffee/soft drinks/booze aren't usually included in the price. some cruise ports are ok to just go and walk around for something to do but just as many aren't. you can stay on the boat and get some sun/swim and it's considerably more crowded than a resort. your room is small too. also if the weather sucks it can actually cancel your visit to the cruise port and that's just another "at sea" day.

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i can easily imagine all-inclusive with good kid activities is pretty good for families with youngish kids though
for certain kinds of all-inclusive and/or cruises the ability to have activities/clubs for your kids, or babysitting services, seems like it would be enough to be worthwhile even considering all the tradeoffs

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

We did an adults-only all-inclusive resort for our honeymoon and it was fantastic. Yeah the extra poo poo they try to make you do is a hustle but if you can just enjoy each other's company and a shitload of free booze it can be a great time. :)

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Anytime I see adults only I expect it to be a sex thing

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I cannot imagine going on vacation with your kids and dropping them off at a daycare so you can gently caress off instead of doing stuff with them

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my old coworker said he went on an all gay male cruise and it was nothing but a weeklong fuckfest

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PokeJoe posted:

Anytime I see adults only I expect it to be a sex thing

You’d be correct, read the Vice article about the Kid Rock cruise. It was a 40+ Booze-and-gently caress bacchanal

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


seemed pretty fun if you're into that sort of thing. unfortunately I am a boring hetero and there's no ship for me that I'd want to go on

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Back when I played WoW, fan faire week was a drama bomb of non-stop infidelity too

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


theres always a ship for you




friendship

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


The Fool posted:

theres always a ship for you




friendship

sorry but I don't suck and gently caress my friends very much. i like to keep business and pleasure separate

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I cannot imagine going on vacation with your kids and dropping them off at a daycare so you can gently caress off instead of doing stuff with them
I suppose I feel the same way about gambling on a cruise ship. I think most of them have a casino area except Disney cruises

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kenny Logins posted:

if you're the kind of person who likes all inclusive resorts

never been to one of those whats the deal

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

times are tough.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Kenny Logins posted:

I suppose I feel the same way about gambling on a cruise ship. I think most of them have a casino area except Disney cruises

Casinos squick me out, there's something about them that feels cheap and tawdry to me.

Now that sports betting is legal here, radio and TV coverage has dropped all pretense that enjoying sports is about sports and made it all about gambling, and that's slowly beating my love of sports out of my head too.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

if you gamble enough you will always end up ahead

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

qirex posted:

I renewed my passport in February of 2020 :xd:

i got my passport for the first time in january of 2020 and had spent the previous 6 months accruing credit card points on a chase sapphire reserve with the intent of doing sooo much traveling in 2020 :cawg:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

if you gamble enough you will always end up ahead

:hai:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

never been to one of those whats the deal
you pay one price, you fly down to an island in the Caribbean. the resort usually picks you up at the airport in a charter bus. you get a deece hotel room that's within 5 minutes walk of a nice usually resort-exclusive beach and there's at least one bar and one pool.

there's always a buffet restaurant that serves breakfast/lunch/dinner all you can eat. you are always drinking booze. usually it's lowish-quality but you can drink as much as you care to and you don't care because they mix margaritas and w/e with it anyway. the beer is almost always local and not great but comparable to domestic macrobrew. sometimes the pool has a swim up bar where you know there's at least one old guy pissing in the pool at the bar while drinking all day.

the beach usually has a bar and sometimes a small grill type restaurant (burgs, fries, hot dogs, sometimes fish). usually there is a sit-down restaurant for supper, you might have only so many reservations you can get there so you're not always there every night. usually it's more fine-dining style but some resorts have multiple so like steakhouse, italian, seafood, etc restaurants to choose from. sometimes room service is free at these resorts too

if you're not drinking or eating or swimming the resort will also book tours or activities usually at an added cost. there will usually be a night/dance club that only the drunkest eastern europeans will go to. also every resort has at least one old british couple who stay there for weeks and complain all the time about absolutely everything to no one in particular

it wasn't such a bad way to vacation particularly if you just want to zone out and read books and be varying degrees of drunk all the time. once in a while you meet some fun people who are also there and you drink with and talk to them. easy to budget for and very safe if boring

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



that is definitely my one all-inclusive resort experience to a T. it was fine and i'd do it again, but it's definitely just a very lazy form of vacation, which is nice sometimes.

we did go into town and wander around for an afternoon and also went to the tulum ruins, so it wasn't all laying on a beach drinking. just mostly.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


the only good thing about resorts is that they're essentially tiny walking only communities and the best thing most people remember about them is how cool it was to have everything in one place

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


When I would go down to the Tampa area for spring training baseball everyone was shitfaced all the time, dunno if that's a spring training thing or a florida thing.

Anna Maria Island bars had happy hours from 2-4 PM and everyone was just completely blasted by lunch.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Kenny Logins posted:

you pay one price, you fly down to an island in the Caribbean. the resort usually picks you up at the airport in a charter bus. you get a deece hotel room that's within 5 minutes walk of a nice usually resort-exclusive beach and there's at least one bar and one pool.

there's always a buffet restaurant that serves breakfast/lunch/dinner all you can eat. you are always drinking booze. usually it's lowish-quality but you can drink as much as you care to and you don't care because they mix margaritas and w/e with it anyway. the beer is almost always local and not great but comparable to domestic macrobrew. sometimes the pool has a swim up bar where you know there's at least one old guy pissing in the pool at the bar while drinking all day.

the beach usually has a bar and sometimes a small grill type restaurant (burgs, fries, hot dogs, sometimes fish). usually there is a sit-down restaurant for supper, you might have only so many reservations you can get there so you're not always there every night. usually it's more fine-dining style but some resorts have multiple so like steakhouse, italian, seafood, etc restaurants to choose from. sometimes room service is free at these resorts too

if you're not drinking or eating or swimming the resort will also book tours or activities usually at an added cost. there will usually be a night/dance club that only the drunkest eastern europeans will go to. also every resort has at least one old british couple who stay there for weeks and complain all the time about absolutely everything to no one in particular

it wasn't such a bad way to vacation particularly if you just want to zone out and read books and be varying degrees of drunk all the time. once in a while you meet some fun people who are also there and you drink with and talk to them. easy to budget for and very safe if boring

i need to start drinking again

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

The Fool posted:

the only good thing about resorts is that they're essentially tiny walking only communities and the best thing most people remember about them is how cool it was to have everything in one place

perhaps this is why they're really popular with americans, who only ever get to experience a walkable community in a vacation resort or retirement complex

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
i would absolutely be an alcoholic if i didn't have the worst alcohol tolerance of anyone i know.

not in the sense of being able to keep myself together while under the influence but in the sense of being stuck in bed and vomiting constantly for most of the following day. up to three beers is usually fine, anything more is pushing it. i don't think it's a genetic thing either as nobody else in my family seems to have this problem.

anyway that's my alcohol story.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Disneyworld has a bunch of themed resorts that are more expensive to stay at than the place they're themed after.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/animal-kingdom-lodge/
https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/port-orleans-resort-french-quarter/

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


post hole digger posted:

i need to start drinking again

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Disneyworld has a bunch of themed resorts that are more expensive to stay at than the place they're themed after.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/animal-kingdom-lodge/
https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/resorts/port-orleans-resort-french-quarter/

My cousins are absolutely obsessed with the Disney Aulani resorts.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

and now they have one where you can role play the neo nazi first order and send chewbacca to a death camp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Adult disney fans are stone cold freaks and perverts.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

huh neat. sounds cool if you just wanna laze

this got me remembering one time a buddy went to sandals (is that one of them?) and he was bummed that the weed hed tried to send there didnt make it. so he was at the bar and the bartender is like do you smoke? he thought cigs but nope he was asked about weed and my buddy said holy hell yes. the bartender retrieved a sheet full of glass pipes for purchase then called over the Weed Man (some guy sitting like 10 yards away) and all was sorted lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Adult disney fans are stone cold freaks and perverts.

im gonna gently caress one of the mouses at disneyland

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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I got two officemates normally with one who floats in and out, and the floater was in Friday. I took that Friday off but he was out today and tested positive. lol, oh well time to roll the dice

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