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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Evergreen tweet:

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1181238647749787648?s=20&t=i6_6kIdCxW2gl27-L0xrTQ

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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

mawarannahr posted:

millennials are going to get a lot of cancer and they’re going to need a lot of ads and apps to help them do something to say “gently caress cancer.”

New functionality on your wearable fitness tracker gauges the growth of your tumors in real time and you can react with a variety of skin tone customizable emojis

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


It's not just a brain tumor, it's a new sensory organ created by video reality. The new flesh is an adaptation by nature to prepare us for the next century.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mawarannahr posted:

millennials are going to get a lot of cancer and they’re going to need a lot of ads and apps to help them do something to say “gently caress cancer.”

millennials for a little over a decade or so now have already been experiencing elevated rates for bowel cancer, developing it far far younger than the screening age, which they already lowered once to 45

it's one of the most common cancers (#3 iirc) and has virtually no symptoms until it's p much killing you (hence the screening), in fact it even killed the black panther and he had celebrity-level healthcare


this isn't a health crisis yet but it is a younger person thing that's only getting worse and they don't know why

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

millennials for a little over a decade or so now have already been experiencing elevated rates for bowel cancer, developing it far far younger than the screening age, which they already lowered once to 45

it's one of the most common cancers (#3 iirc) and has virtually no symptoms until it's p much killing you (hence the screening), in fact it even killed the black panther and he had celebrity-level healthcare


this isn't a health crisis yet but it is a younger person thing that's only getting worse and they don't know why

exposure to the internet is a carcinogenic

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
isn't it just microplastics, a-loving-gain

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

DACK FAYDEN posted:

isn't it just microplastics, a-loving-gain

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

DACK FAYDEN posted:

isn't it just microplastics, a-loving-gain

then it would be everyone and not specifically people under 50

but yeah it's probably something like microplastics

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
It's the anal sex.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Well since its mostly happening to millenials, it seems obvious:

First you eat the rear end, then the rear end eats you.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Well since its mostly happening to millenials, it seems obvious:

First you eat the rear end, then the rear end eats you.

stop posting your fetishes

Synnr
Dec 30, 2009
"I would simply win a nuclear exchange" says heritage foundation ghoul Seth Cropsey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Cropsey

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Synnr posted:

"I would simply win a nuclear exchange" says heritage foundation ghoul Seth Cropsey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Cropsey



The classic high risk no reward strategy

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/deonteleologist/status/1519834040450248704?cxt=HHwWgMCrqbzAxJcqAAAA

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is here like, earth

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Synnr posted:

"I would simply win a nuclear exchange" says heritage foundation ghoul Seth Cropsey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seth_Cropsey



Yeah, the US should've done a demonstration of the atom bomb to get the Japanese to surrender rather than just using it on a bunch of civilians, I agree

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Aww why'd you crop the name? I just KNOW this clown has more spicy hot takes on his feed.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

The evil races are "all of them".

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


I AM GRANDO posted:

Chiropractors can call themselves doctors?
"Doctor" isn't a regulated term in the US. Unless you're fraudulently misrepresenting yourself and not rich enough to get away with it, it's perfectly legal. I once met someone at a conference on sports medicine (I was doing tech support, not attending the conference) who was a Chiropractic Doctor and an MD. He told me my asthma and several allergies were caused by poor posture.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

isn't it just microplastics, a-loving-gain
My understanding of the current research is that microplastics seem to be biologically inert, but we haven't been researching it for very long and introducing enormous amounts of anything to the global ecosystem is probably a very bad idea.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The evilest races? Horse races!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

The evilest race is elves (British) degenerated elves, humans (Americans)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You shouldn't be able to discriminate people by their alignment, it's not their fault their parents were always CE

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

GWBBQ posted:

My understanding of the current research is that microplastics seem to be biologically inert

maybe, but I guess I’d like to know who’s funding the research and what ties do they or their institutions have to fossil fuels

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

I agree whites are genetically predisposed to evil and violence

tokin opposition posted:

The evilest race is elves (British) degenerated elves, humans (Americans)

:hmmyes:

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



LGD
Sep 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/phagafaga/status/1520788122178662400?s=20&t=l_zXhkZc3byRFF8Pgnit_g

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




To this day you'll find people who say Cuba and China focusing on making sure its people can read or write as a sinister program because it allowed them to read propaganda (which is of course the only kind of propaganda there is)

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Epic High Five posted:

To this day you'll find people who say Cuba and China focusing on making sure its people can read or write as a sinister program because it allowed them to read propaganda (which is of course the only kind of propaganda there is)

I distinctly remember this from the 2020 election after Bernie mentioned Cuban literacy rates.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1521134698784772096?s=20&t=WAHtA3QTgjefuu_Qg3VIBw

Synnr
Dec 30, 2009
There's not a lot of Irish missiles being shot at American Marines. 20/5 Pinocchio's

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

i loving hate the phrase "friendly reminder"

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Zokari posted:

i loving hate the phrase "friendly reminder"

most do which is why I use LET MY WILL BE KNOWN in all workplace emails instead

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zokari posted:

i loving hate the phrase "friendly reminder"

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Buck Wildman posted:

most do which is why I use LET MY WILL BE KNOWN in all workplace emails instead

Please remember to use the green bin for new fillings.


IT HAS BEEN THUS STATED!

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
Now that Trump's off twitter, JCO is possibly the best poster
https://twitter.com/JoyceCarolOates/status/1521161749101170690

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Maybe he was taking her to a mental health check

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/afromaterialism/status/1521302173421907969

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Jesus loving christ

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
They're not wrong that there is an underlying relationship between restriction of reproductive rights and the production of more of the proletariat

But that was a plan running on its own track, not contingent on, or directly related to, covid

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