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Jose
Jul 24, 2007





There have been lots of hot takes posted recently but whats the hottest?

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_burst

Al!
Apr 2, 2010


Jose posted:

There have been lots of hot takes posted recently but whats the hottest?

the neoliberal globalist FDR should never have fought the nazis and between that and cutting the legs off of the american left with the new deal we would be well on our way to fully automated luxury gay space communism if we were lucky enough for him to die of a brain hemorrhige at the beginning of his term instead of the end of it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007






america dropped a hotter take on afghanistan just the other week

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004




http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/cosmos/H/Hypernova

my posts are so cancerous they are like a Gamma Ray Burst.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004



Actually I've got a better one, much like how Trump won the general because of voter suppression, Hillary won the primary because of voter suppression.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010


thats like a 4/10

Al!
Apr 2, 2010


how about this:

hillary lost because of the voter suppression that her husband put in place that she championed in the first place when she called black people superpredators

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fully Automated Luxury Space Dog


Le Pen may have been a fascist but she's still a woman.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



pretty sure it's this

https://twitter.com/PfeifferDC/status/862093060884312068

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe


for every american put on social help, 5,000 foreign workers are placed under sweatshop like conditions to provide their goods


i might of made this up for this thread tho

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004




that's a hot take.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004



Al! posted:

how about this:

hillary lost because of the voter suppression that her husband put in place that she championed in the first place when she called black people superpredators

nah the take was more about how undemocratic the primary system is.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007



the take, she sizzles

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



The Pentagon proved that God exists back in December of 2009. 2010 saw a wave of Pentagon-influenced media via the American media channels "worshiping" God as a result. They didn't tell anyone because if you prove that God exists then you also prove that Allah exists. Allah is simply a word that means God. The Pentagon are part of the US Department of Defense. They would never do anything to enhance threats to America's security which includes telling one billion Muslims that their God exists.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


Nanomashoes posted:

The Pentagon proved that God exists back in December of 2009. 2010 saw a wave of Pentagon-influenced media via the American media channels "worshiping" God as a result. They didn't tell anyone because if you prove that God exists then you also prove that Allah exists. Allah is simply a word that means God. The Pentagon are part of the US Department of Defense. They would never do anything to enhance threats to America's security which includes telling one billion Muslims that their God exists.

his name is yog sothoth and 9/11 was an attempt to unbind him

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



van halen sucks

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Clinton would have won if she ran in France.

My pursuit of Clinton in my prime may have single handedly led to the fall of the republic.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007




100%

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006



that's... something. definitely something.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005





Tim Tebow Just Wins Games

Dr. Poz
Sep 8, 2003

Dr. Poz just diagnosed you with a serious case of being a pussy. Now get back out there and hit them till you can't remember your kid's name.



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/Gabber2006/status/184275080698802176

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981




this take so hot trump had to tweet about it

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862290442129461249

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



i prefer to call them "bad opinions." and the worst opinion was from someone i was smoking weed with, who said that the rothschilds financed both sides in WW2 from Frankfurt

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


fire hot

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002



Upset Trowel

The ice be cold but the fire, it hot.

#truthbomb

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997

by Lowtax


"racism is bad" is apparently a hot take to some people

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Lastgirl posted:

"racism is bad" is apparently a hot take to some people
it's 2017, out-and-out racism is on the path to being acceptable again, if it isn't already

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014


get that OUT of my face posted:

it's 2017, out-and-out racism is on the path to being acceptable again, if it isn't already

The only thing still considered unacceptable is pedophilia, which is why all the fringe crank communities online are always accusing everyone they don't like of being a pedophile.

Hot take: in a few years this final taboo - the last functioning civilizational antibiotic - will break down and nothing will be considered unacceptable. Milo was just a little early.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/hegelbon/status/492741034749620224?lang=en

Jose
Jul 24, 2007





https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862758098892619780

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/861764728753926144

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief






a rapist' s brave defence of women's rights, and apparent amnesia about his tireless efforts to prevent one of these people from becoming president

yep, still the chaos timeline

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo


Lindsey O. Graham posted:





a rapist' s brave defence of women's rights, and apparent amnesia about his tireless efforts to prevent one of these people from becoming president

yep, still the chaos timeline

nice self-own lol

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011



Lindsey O. Graham posted:





a rapist' s brave defence of women's rights, and apparent amnesia about his tireless efforts to prevent one of these people from becoming president

yep, still the chaos timeline

99% sure that's sarcasm in the tweet

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004




that is one molten hot take.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fully Automated Luxury Space Dog


https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/862796842521829378

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.



This guy seems to think everyone on the left is antifa. Which Trump supporters also do, coincidentally.

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006


is it warm in here or is it just me?

https://twitter.com/Jose_Pagliery/status/862834779401707520

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