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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





thrakkorzog posted:

I mean old TVs really just kind of worked by magic. I remember adjusting antennas and then as you stepped a foot away, losing all reception.

Hell, I had a buddy whose family had two TVs on top of each other. What had happened was that the TV on the bottom had died. Straight up wouldn't turn back on. So they called in a TV repairman who did all he could, but the TV was dead, need to buy a new TV. So they went a bought a newer smaller TV, and while putting that in the living room, they just put it on top of the old TV, which instantly caused the old TV to turn back on. So of course they figured, hey, loose wire and tried adjusting it thinking they could fix it, but nope. The only way the bottom TV worked was if the other smaller TV was on top of it. So they just rolled with it, and used it for gameday parties.

You reminded me of how our airfryer, which must be 7 years old at this point, started dying about 4 years ago - the fan stuttered, started running slow etc. So we bought a new one.
The old fryer completely stopped working the day the new one arrived, but then about 3 days later, I tried it again, and it was completely fine.
Still going strong today, no issues at all.
Pure attention-seeking is what I think it was.

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Reminded of all the superstitions we conjured as children to try to get our Spectrum +2 to load games from tape. You have to hold the cassette player lid closed with your finger for ten seconds after you hid load! Nobody walk around the room while the loading sound is playing! Shake the tape before you put it in there!

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The more you read about any digital appliances, the more you understand that AdMech is right.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
it's hilly and rural enough here that reception is spotty. at one of the houses we lived in when I was a kid, we could only get a strong signal from NBC.

when one of my great uncles died, we somehow ended up with a lot of his old stuff, most notably a motorized house antenna that could rotate 359 degrees, which helped a lot in clearing up the signal.

we marked the strongest signal point for each station but it took about a minute and a half to turn from 11:00 on the dial (NBC) to 2:00 (ABC).

when there was a thunderstorm, we could get a couple signals from a larger city about 2 hours away.

(this is still more or less the case... I can only pick up NBC and the local protestant channel in my house. I used to have the TV attached to the cable system with an antenna hanging under the house over old pizza pan. also, last I checked the protestant station was still broadcasting on their old VHF frequency, which what the hell, as it were.)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


You used to just hit electronic devices to make them work when something went wrong. Didn't always work, of course, but sometimes that just meant you hadn't hit it hard enough or in the right spot.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Speaking of broken TVs. A few years ago I had to explain to my co-worker about vacuum tubes and how every hardware store used to have a TV tube testing station.



I remember our old tube TV breaking and my dad taking the suspect tubes to one of these and plugging them in one at a time to find which one needed to be replaced.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Punching the TV was a basic thing when I was a child, and it usually worked. A thing that is still completely valid is radios being weird when a specific person is near them.
In my family, there are several people who make radios go crazy when they are beside them. I still mess up radio reception when I stand at a certain angle relative to the kitchen radio.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Maybe you all got Be Kind Rewound at some point.

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

An antenna is an electrically conductive object that's a significant fraction of a certain wavelength. You (the human body generally) are also an electrically conductive object that's a significant fraction of a certain wavelength, albeit not as effective, and affect signal reception while you're close enough to the receiving antenna.

E4C85D38 fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 15, 2022

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Empty Sandwich posted:

it's hilly and rural enough here that reception is spotty. at one of the houses we lived in when I was a kid, we could only get a strong signal from NBC.

when one of my great uncles died, we somehow ended up with a lot of his old stuff, most notably a motorized house antenna that could rotate 359 degrees, which helped a lot in clearing up the signal.

we marked the strongest signal point for each station but it took about a minute and a half to turn from 11:00 on the dial (NBC) to 2:00 (ABC).

when there was a thunderstorm, we could get a couple signals from a larger city about 2 hours away.

(this is still more or less the case... I can only pick up NBC and the local protestant channel in my house. I used to have the TV attached to the cable system with an antenna hanging under the house over old pizza pan. also, last I checked the protestant station was still broadcasting on their old VHF frequency, which what the hell, as it were.)

As opposed to the Catholic TV channels that are just like 24/7 idolatry in Latin?

Is this a regional thing that I've just never heard of?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





E4C85D38 posted:

An antenna is an electrically conductive object that's a significant fraction of a certain wavelength. You (the human body generally) are also an electrically conductive object that's a significant fraction of a certain wavelength, albeit not as effective, and affect signal reception while you're close enough to the receiving antenna.

I gots some weird magnetic field stuff going on. When I was in my early 20s, I could randomly turn silver jewellery black overnight, as could my mother. It would be fine for months on end, then 100% black in 12 hours. No other occurances, just silver going weird in a short space of time.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Xiahou Dun posted:

As opposed to the Catholic TV channels that are just like 24/7 idolatry in Latin?

Is this a regional thing that I've just never heard of?

Idolatry?

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

HopperUK posted:

Idolatry?

A very old reference to the accusation that Catholics worship idols, since they have statues and pictures in their churches.

This is of course silly, because idol worshippers think that the physical object itself is the god, rather than a representation of it. It's no more idol worship than carrying a picture of your family around.

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

Pookah posted:

I gots some weird magnetic field stuff going on. When I was in my early 20s, I could randomly turn silver jewellery black overnight, as could my mother. It would be fine for months on end, then 100% black in 12 hours. No other occurances, just silver going weird in a short space of time.

I've heard of a few cases of this--it's not magnets, though, it's oxidization, which speeds up in the presence of humidity, sulfur, or ozone, or potentially any of a number of substances which cause the same chemical process. As a consequence, different people have worn silver tarnish at different rates. Taking it off when not in use and keeping it thoroughly dry with a desiccant like silica gel packets tends to resolve the issue.

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

Xiahou Dun posted:

As opposed to the Catholic TV channels that are just like 24/7 idolatry in Latin?

Is this a regional thing that I've just never heard of?

In the US, it's called EWTN. The Latin is more intermittent these days, most of it is in English or Spanish.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



PeterCat posted:

A very old reference to the accusation that Catholics worship idols, since they have statues and pictures in their churches.

This is of course silly, because idol worshippers think that the physical object itself is the god, rather than a representation of it. It's no more idol worship than carrying a picture of your family around.

Yeah, it was a dumb cross-denominational joke from a lapsed Catholic. I just know it as one of those silly things that get thrown around like how we're also a hivemind with the Pope as our Zerg queen or whatever.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Xiahou Dun posted:

As opposed to the Catholic TV channels that are just like 24/7 idolatry in Latin?

Is this a regional thing that I've just never heard of?

EWTN is the one I was thinking of... I thought it was an independent station for some reason.

I don't even think it's offered here, but it was on basic cable when I was in central PA.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

E4C85D38 posted:

I've heard of a few cases of this--it's not magnets, though, it's oxidization, which speeds up in the presence of humidity, sulfur, or ozone, or potentially any of a number of substances which cause the same chemical process.
My new life goal is to fart a fart so noxious it melts iron.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
But enough about my posting.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

PeterCat posted:

A very old reference to the accusation that Catholics worship idols, since they have statues and pictures in their churches.

This is of course silly, because idol worshippers think that the physical object itself is the god, rather than a representation of it. It's no more idol worship than carrying a picture of your family around.
That's not where the issue is now or at all recently; the vast majority of Protestants are fine with artwork. The issue for them is praying to saints rather than praying directly to God.

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
Just go all-in like Islam. No depictions at all, so gotta invent colorful tiling patterns that anticipate x-ray crystallography symmetries by hundreds of years

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Protestants are too inconsistent. They've got like three hundred different flavors and none of them can really agree about anything.

They should form one big church and have that church's leaders elect a guy who is infallible and the supreme representative of God on earth. That should sort things out and make everyone happy.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Anne Whateley posted:

That's not where the issue is now or at all recently; the vast majority of Protestants are fine with artwork. The issue for them is praying to saints rather than praying directly to God.

Do Protestants ever pray for each other? Ever ask anyone to pray for them?

Same thing.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Tiggum posted:

You used to just hit electronic devices to make them work when something went wrong. Didn't always work, of course, but sometimes that just meant you hadn't hit it hard enough or in the right spot.

I thought that was because boomer dad knew that to make things behave you had to hit them. I didn't realize that actually (kinda) worked. It reminds me of blowing into the game cartridges.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

FreudianSlippers posted:

Protestants are too inconsistent. They've got like three hundred different flavors and none of them can really agree about anything.

They should form one big church and have that church's leaders elect a guy who is infallible and the supreme representative of God on earth. That should sort things out and make everyone happy.

https://youtu.be/ANNX_XiuA78

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

PeterCat posted:

Do Protestants ever pray for each other? Ever ask anyone to pray for them?

Same thing.
They believe that asking a live person to add their prayers to yours is different than praying to a dead person to pray because God likes them better. Protestants aren't praying to their dead grandmas to intercede for them either.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

You beat me to it :D

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Anne Whateley posted:

They believe that asking a live person to add their prayers to yours is different than praying to a dead person to pray because God likes them better. Protestants aren't praying to their dead grandmas to intercede for them either.
This Protestant is willing to admit God probably pays more attention to the Virgin Mary than to me. On the other hand, I am stiff-necked enough that I pray to God, and assume Their mercies are sufficient to the case.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Anne Whateley posted:

They believe that asking a live person to add their prayers to yours is different than praying to a dead person to pray because God likes them better. Protestants aren't praying to their dead grandmas to intercede for them either.

Well they should be.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Cemetry Gator posted:

To be fair, computers were fairly complicated for a long time. Remember the blue screen of death? You would get some super technical error message that meant something to somebody, but not the end user.

It also didn't help that older computers had less guardrails in them, so it was easier to do really stupid things like wipe out so essential files. And there were horror stories abound, like some games where is you uninstalled them, they could destroy your windows install (I think Myth 2 would wipe your hard drive if you installed it anywhere but the default location).

I had a very tech illiterate friend that was terrified she would break the computer somehow, costing millions to repair. After much cajoling and explaining there was nothing she could do to the computer that we could not fix, that it was effectively impossible for her to break one she agreed to go to a "PC for beginners" class.

She sat down, pushed the on button for the monitor as the tutor instructed and it blew up with a bang and huge puff of smoke.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Violet_Sky posted:

I thought that was because boomer dad knew that to make things behave you had to hit them. I didn't realize that actually (kinda) worked. It reminds me of blowing into the game cartridges.
teaching a generation that you need to blow things to make them behave doesn't seem like it'd work out well either

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Extra row of tits posted:

I had a very tech illiterate friend that was terrified she would break the computer somehow, costing millions to repair. After much cajoling and explaining there was nothing she could do to the computer that we could not fix, that it was effectively impossible for her to break one she agreed to go to a "PC for beginners" class.

She sat down, pushed the on button for the monitor as the tutor instructed and it blew up with a bang and huge puff of smoke.

:lol:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Extra row of tits posted:

I had a very tech illiterate friend that was terrified she would break the computer somehow, costing millions to repair. After much cajoling and explaining there was nothing she could do to the computer that we could not fix, that it was effectively impossible for her to break one she agreed to go to a "PC for beginners" class.

She sat down, pushed the on button for the monitor as the tutor instructed and it blew up with a bang and huge puff of smoke.
Me, a youth, "Huh, what does this switch at the back of the power thing dBANG oh right duh that makes sense"

*swaps it out for one of the half dozen spare PSUs I had lying around*

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


This one's not lost, but it's fading fast. For most of the 20th century, actresses' and models' body measurements were publicized, in a standard format of bust-waist-hips. 36-26-36 was one of the shapes considered ideal in the '60s --although of course "ideal" varies radically decade-to-decade-- and "perfect 36-26-36" was used to describe a hottie. Nowadays, women's bra size is often mentioned in porn, but the other two measurements aren't part of popular jargon.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Arsenic Lupin posted:

This one's not lost, but it's fading fast. For most of the 20th century, actresses' and models' body measurements were publicized, in a standard format of bust-waist-hips. 36-26-36 was one of the shapes considered ideal in the '60s --although of course "ideal" varies radically decade-to-decade-- and "perfect 36-26-36" was used to describe a hottie. Nowadays, women's bra size is often mentioned in porn, but the other two measurements aren't part of popular jargon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8bFT4HsLfE

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

This one's not lost, but it's fading fast. For most of the 20th century, actresses' and models' body measurements were publicized, in a standard format of bust-waist-hips. 36-26-36 was one of the shapes considered ideal in the '60s --although of course "ideal" varies radically decade-to-decade-- and "perfect 36-26-36" was used to describe a hottie. Nowadays, women's bra size is often mentioned in porn, but the other two measurements aren't part of popular jargon.

And now I'm suddenly wondering if the metric-using world had an equivalent expression that used centimeters. 90-60-90 would be the closest round numbers, I think.

e: Yup, google seems to confirm that that's a thing.

Powered Descent fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 17, 2022

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Extra row of tits posted:

I had a very tech illiterate friend that was terrified she would break the computer somehow, costing millions to repair. After much cajoling and explaining there was nothing she could do to the computer that we could not fix, that it was effectively impossible for her to break one she agreed to go to a "PC for beginners" class.

She sat down, pushed the on button for the monitor as the tutor instructed and it blew up with a bang and huge puff of smoke.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It was 36-24-36, not 26. Millennials are aware due to Sir Mix-a-Lot, no idea about gen z.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Splicer posted:

Me, a youth, "Huh, what does this switch at the back of the power thing dBANG oh right duh that makes sense"

*swaps it out for one of the half dozen spare PSUs I had lying around*

hhahaah hi5 my psu destroying compadre

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Anne Whateley posted:

It was 36-24-36, not 26. Millennials are aware due to Sir Mix-a-Lot, no idea about gen z.

Only if she's 5'3"

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