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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
…are made from the bits of potato that are too small to be made into french fries. The superior snack food is actually made from the cast-offs of its inferior cousin. Makes you think.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Separate but equal

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I used to work with the granddaughter of the guy who invented them and his original name was "potato logs".

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
I will kill you

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

And they better not be soggy!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maybe they just use regular rear end potatoes and cut them into little tiny pieces with a machine. Maybe horchata is really rich people’s leftover Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk too. We really can’t ever know, there’s a layer of magic between us and these things called thinking and it’s super hard and makes me angry. :argh:

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


I'm here 4 tots

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
tot can mean a shot of spirits or a baby.
which reminds me, whats the difference between a crate of dead babbys and a ferrari?

Lauren Handy gave me a lot of money.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Tater. Tot. Waffles.

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/tater-tot-waffle

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I ordered a small tater tots from Sonic on DoorDash and it was like eighty bucks.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


darth tater.
from the film, starch wars

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

staberind posted:

tot can mean a shot of spirits or a baby.
which reminds me, whats the difference between a crate of dead babbys and a ferrari?

Lauren Handy gave me a lot of money.

Lauren Lotta gave me a handy for money.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
if u defrost them u can put them into a waffle iron and make ur own #hacked hashbrowns :wth:

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


mccain are better than ore-ida

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I prefer tater sluts, the oblong overly greased skins that the clamps hang on to to make fries but also aren't the bits left for tots.

Just some hosed up greasy tuber skin sluts you filthy pig nasty mother fucker

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Sonic’s not the greatest, but eating a foot long chili and cheese dog with tater tots is heavenly trash food :angel:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Aldi potato puffs are mighty fine.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Separate but equal

Incorrect.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
free hash browns from the constraints of breakfast food classification

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

free hash browns from the constraints of breakfast food classification

Arbys did and then hosed it up and replaced them with lousy crinkle cut fries.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Szyznyk posted:

Arbys did and then hosed it up and replaced them with lousy crinkle cut fries.

cook your own hash browns. grate your own potatoes and cook em in your own pan. be your own master.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I demand a tater tube. Delivering tots at high velocity round the clock. Maybe we could work with some municipalities to plumb the system directly into people's homes???

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i prefer french fries.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I'm a tot man. Potatoes are good in any form, but tots are something special.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Literally A Person posted:

I demand a tater tube. Delivering tots at high velocity round the clock. Maybe we could work with some municipalities to plumb the system directly into people's homes???

a long time ago i went to taco bell at midnight and they said they only had bean and chicken things because the "meat tube" was broken

point being we should have a meat tube utility to all homes like we do electricity or water

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Tater tater masturbator, sucked the dick on an alligator

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

i prefer french fries.

That's it!

beauty queen breakdown
Dec 21, 2010

partially cromulent posting.
"2021's worst kept secret"


where do Alex Tot and Space Ghost fit in this food continuum?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


for me nothing beats a big hot salty french fries covered in ketchup. :yum:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

for me nothing beats a big hot salty french fries covered in ketchup. :yum:

OHh man, I am steaming mad now.

*thinks about how tater tots will one day unite humankind into a single world government built around justice, equality, and deliciousness*

You'll see the light one dayu freind.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm more of a fry guy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I don’t like potato tots. (“tater” is an unacceptable abbreviation)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm more of a fry guy

*goes home and kicks my vcr again*

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Buce posted:

I don’t like potato tots. (“tater” is an unacceptable abbreviation)

I agree tater fries are better.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Some will never find wisdom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

phasmid posted:

Some will never find wisdom.

It's a hard world.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Yesterday I was eating some chili cheese tots and I gotta tell you, it made an otherwise humdrum sitting in the shade at the park into something almost transcendental.

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