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FAT32 SHAMER posted:how in the gently caress is it 3p already time sucks man
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:how in the gently caress is it 3p already conversely, how the gently caress is it only 12:30 i want this day over already
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# ? May 19, 2022 19:39 |
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cjs: Coworker who needed three pings to get a couple SSL certificates generated finally sent them...and got the domain names wrong. Now we're another email and a Slack message into round two with no reply! Best part is that I apparently could have requested authorization to submit SSL certificate requests myself this whole time I've worked here and nobody told me, especially not the overworked coworker who keeps dropping the ball.
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# ? May 19, 2022 19:46 |
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a startup i used to work for and own private stock in is getting bought and they sent me a bunch of stuff to sign that I do not understand at all is this a "pay someone to explain it to me" situation? If so, what kind of person should I seek out? I understand this so little that i don't even understand who might be able to understand it. also is this situation generally good news or bad news? afaik IPO is the good news so I would guess that this is middling/bad?
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# ? May 19, 2022 19:50 |
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Corla Plankun posted:a startup i used to work for and own private stock in is getting bought and they sent me a bunch of stuff to sign that I do not understand at all IPOs make stock number go up and are a opportunity for people to offload their existing stock to someone who is hype to get their money into the company. But if the project you don't work for anymore is something you believe in, you can elect to HODL. But yes, from the description of the words you saw on these papers this seems like money.
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# ? May 19, 2022 19:53 |
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lawyer transactional business contract lawyer to be most specific but if you just ask a rando lawyer and they arent total scum theyll refer you these are expensive. if you want less expensive accountants can also tell you lots. theres a pretty large cottage industry in figgielands for this if you take a few weeks you can learn to understand all that poo poo yourself if its utterly bog standard but obviously specialist will be better at it bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 19:59 on May 19, 2022 |
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Corla Plankun posted:a startup i used to work for and own private stock in is getting bought and they sent me a bunch of stuff to sign that I do not understand at all is it glitch lmao
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cjs: note to self, don't GIS 'packer'
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Jonny 290 posted:is it glitch lmao i wouldn't say if it was because it seems like stock laws are the only laws that are enforced for people like me who can pass for cis/het/white/male; but it wasn't glitch for sure
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cjs: boss is off this week, so of course, $guy decided to write tests in rspec, which is something me and the boss have both said No to, then claims factorybot is bad because the rspec DSL is loving up the execution order lmao
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:how in the gently caress is it 3p already i'm off in an hour, at 1pm!
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today i learned that "thriller" originally started out as "starlight"Failed Imagineer posted:Kinda the opposite of what happened when Michael Jackson wrote a cheery pop banger called Starlight
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speaking of 80s music rip blade runner soundtrack dude
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post hole digger posted:cjs: note to self, don't GIS 'packer' i know, right? who the hell wants to see green bay?
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oh yeah legalzoom has a contract review service thatll do an ok job for like a hundred bucks real lawyer is prolly like 1-5 grand, prolly more like 2 grand
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Tayter Swift posted:speaking of 80s music rip blade runner soundtrack dude i kinda taught myself to play chariots of fire on a synthesizer when i was like 7. guy was an amazing composer
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post hole digger posted:cjs: note to self, don't GIS 'packer' didn't even need to look it up to know lol
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# ? May 19, 2022 20:28 |
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guy who always @'s me in a public channel whenever he has questions instead of just DM'ing me
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your boss: @postholeddigger can you help @annoyingguy he seems to be having trouble
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how is it already 9 PM i gotta make dinner and ive barely settled in
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Corla Plankun posted:i wouldn't say if it was because it seems like stock laws are the only laws that are enforced for people like me who can pass for cis/het/white/male; but it wasn't glitch for sure fuckin lomao just found this "the Purchase Price is less than the liquidation preferences of the Company’s Preferred Stock, no portion of the Purchase Price will be available to the holders of the Company’s Common Stock" coool i guess they can just do that huh? at least i didnt have to pay a lady to explain the document to me
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hbag posted:how is it already 9 PM i gotta make dinner and ive barely settled in you get used to it
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i dont want to "get used to it" :(
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current job status: trying to do ETL on a 40gb fixed-width file and getting real pissed at all the weird gotchas of pandas and dask current grandfather status: his dementia-riddled brain is ramping up his separation anxiety again and hes calling every loving hour while im trying to work and im tired of it
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hbag posted:how is it already 9 PM i gotta make dinner and ive barely settled in this has been my experience of adulthood, except it’s usually later than 9pm Tayter Swift posted:current job status: trying to do ETL on a 40gb fixed-width file and getting real pissed at all the weird gotchas of pandas and dask oof man, that sounds frustrating. I haven’t had grandparents in a long time, so i don’t really know what that’s like. but I hope you can find a way to ease his anxiety without exceeding your own boundaries
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FlapYoJacks posted:CLS: I'm debt free! hey congrats hbag posted:i dont want to "get used to it" i have bad news about living under capitalism
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everton will not be relegated
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FlapYoJacks posted:CLS: I'm debt free! finally, free to flap those jacks
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FlapYoJacks posted:CLS: I'm debt free! Congrats, its a fantastic feel
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Is our culture the Red Queen's Race... or is the Red Queen's Race just our culture, barely disguised?
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graph posted:i have bad news about living under capitalism
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hbag posted:i dont want to "get used to it" lol. lmao
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Raluek posted:this has been my experience of adulthood, except it’s usually later than 9pm intensely so. it's turned him into an incredibly selfish human being who is constantly convinced that everyone has abandoned him. my dad and i drop by every saturday to watch the cardinals game, and my grandmother uses the opportunity to go out with her friends -- hit up the mall, lunch etc. after about an hour the panic sets in and he assumes something has happened to her. frantically demanding she call, telling her to come home, cursing out his flip phone when he doesn't understand that the green button means 'call.' when he isn't panicking over her, he's panicking over his dog. he will freak out after a couple minutes when she is not in visual contact, convinced that she has gotten out of the house. usually she's in his bedroom halfway under the bed because she's as loving sick of it as the rest of us. like, i get that he isn't really 'there' to most extent and it's just a bag of chemicals with a big mouth, but it doesn't make the experience any less frustrating for the rest of the family, particularly my grandmother and i as we're the ones he attaches to most. sorry for the rant!
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# ? May 19, 2022 22:52 |
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i took a hit from my dynavap so my ability to imagine poo poo is getting crazy good so naturally my dumb rear end decides to imagine what it feels like to get a hatchet swung at your head
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Jonny 290 posted:im not only spoilering this link but also breaking it in not one but two spots. if i get banned still, i'll take my whuppins and leave lmao pro click
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cjs: doing a mandatory training on protecting SAP's Intellectual Property, as if it were a real and worthwhile concept
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On the plus side the narrator of the videos has a delightful Irish lilt
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For dealing with Company X, a hypothetical competitor:quote:You can read the public parts of the Company X website, but you cannot download any free demo versions or create any user account without the authorization of the appropriate SAP approval channels. If Jeff pivots SA into the business software industry I'll have to delete my account and sign off forever, r.i.p.
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cjs: had six hours straight of meetings for the second time this week but at least I was wfh today so i could sleep in a lil. i told my husband about problems i was having with my manager and he thinks my manager is having mental health issues, but no one else on my team seems to have any problems with him, so I think i'm just an unreliable narrator and bad at reading situations and making mountains out of molehills
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