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i'm satoshi and this all started as a prank that got way out of hand i'm sorry
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someone remind me about the teeth thing
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haveblue posted:someone remind me about the teeth thing it's just a fact that satoshi has really long teeth that never stop growing
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Jun 10, 2022 04:21
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 finally the truth wins!
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Zopotantor posted:how does the bill know what date it is? i'm not going to bother looking any of this up, but my first thought is they hold the funds in an ethereum wallet which is programmed to do something after xxx date.
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we may never satisfactorily know who programmed bitcoin, but we do know who made ethereum. i propose we hold him accountable for both just because it's most convenient.
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Jun 10, 2022 04:32
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satoshi nakamoto was an anonymous collective made up of all the worst bitcoinmen, and they should all be punished equally and severely
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the worst, a most lamentable coin-man
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I don’t even know what’s real anymore quote:Have you even been in the middle of being intimate with someone when you thought to yourself: I should be earning crypto for doing this.
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https://twitter.com/sexpistols/status/1534928557368954880?t=9nYMGK0pRLr3DJATm9No-g&s=19 Punk is dead
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killhamster posted:I don’t even know what’s real anymore just another coin i'll own 0 of 
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killhamster posted:I don’t even know what’s real anymore cybercurrency
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Jun 10, 2022 05:50
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what happened to that project to upload your completed sexual consent form to the blockchain
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killhamster posted:I don’t even know what’s real anymore its just grown up children screaming every obscenity they can think of in public, so people will give them chocolate to shut up. just walk briskly past and turn on noise cancelling, they'll all be tuckered out soon
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i thought ...! was satoshi. his avatar wouldn't lie to us. would it?
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killhamster posted:Have you even been in the middle of being intimate with someone when you thought to yourself: I should be earning crypto for doing this. all the time buddy if only i could watch advertisements at the same time though
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chaosbreather posted:its just grown up children screaming every obscenity they can think of in public, so people will give them chocolate to shut up. just walk briskly past and turn on noise cancelling, they'll all be tuckered out soon this is a good description of the source of a lot of 2022 insanity
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qirex posted:seth green paid 300 grand to get his ape back fool seth once, shame on you. fool seth twice...
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Zopotantor posted:how does the bill know what date it is? It doesn't, it's tied to one of bitcoins simpler smart contracts, where time is counted in block height (where each block is assumed to be 10 minutes on average)
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Hammerite posted:fool seth once, shame on you. fool seth twice... seth continues getting fooled
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KirbyKhan posted:https://twitter.com/sexpistols/status/1534928557368954880?t=9nYMGK0pRLr3DJATm9No-g&s=19 john lydon’s a tory bigot who only got into punk for the aesthetic and money, sex pistols were never punk
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sounds punk as gently caress to me
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Mercury_Storm posted:ah, I didn't know that his family actually confirmed it was him. senator cynthia lummis is a republican, but the point stands that lmao wtf gillibrand (autocorrect thought her last name should instead be "gullible and")
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Hammerite posted:fool seth once, shame on you. fool seth twice... 
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infernal machines posted:seth continues getting fooled 
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s.eth
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seth has accidentally transferred ownership of himself to a scammer, let's see what he does next
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what happens if someone uploads themselves to the blockchain and then someone else transfer them to the bitcoin eater address?
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they meet satoshi
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Weatherman posted:what happens if someone uploads themselves to the blockchain and then someone else transfer them to the bitcoin eater address? https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmoggyFormalBuzzard-mobile.mp4
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this is an accurate rendition of what happens when you look at satoshi and his many mouths
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:this is an accurate rendition of what happens when you look at satoshi and his many mouths yog sothoshi neblod zin
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id like to use this thread to announce my new project, web6
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post hole digger posted:id like to use this thread to announce my new project, web6
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gschmidl posted:This but Elon Musk there's a guy who emails every journalist who's ever spoken about crypto to tell them all about how Elon Musk is definitely Satoshi, I'm on his email and DMs list now slam dunk evidence includes them both coding in C++ on Windows around 2007, cos who was coding in 2007? nobody, that's who sadly there's one incontrovertible piece of evidence against the idea: if it was true, there is zero chance that Musk could ever, ever shut the gently caress up about it.
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did you actually tell them that? and if so what was their response to that?
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