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Bird in a Blender posted:I … am breaking up … with you! Okay then, well, see ya around... big head.
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Jun 9, 2022 03:17
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It goes well with that bump in your nose.
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Jun 9, 2022 03:49
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I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs.
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Jun 9, 2022 06:07
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Why do I seek your counsel? 
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Jun 9, 2022 09:51
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Whoa, beep beep, back it up.
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Jun 9, 2022 12:29
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You're just gonna sit there, staring at the back of the seat?
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Jun 9, 2022 17:12
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regulargonzalez posted:You're just gonna sit there, staring at the back of the seat? Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's like. Do you understand me? Now, shut your mouths or else I'll shut them for you... and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because, I would LOVE IT!
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Jun 9, 2022 17:41
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Gyshall posted:Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie. And if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's like. Do you understand me? Now, shut your mouths or else I'll shut them for you... and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because, I would LOVE IT! You wanna piece of meee? Youuu got it!
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Jun 9, 2022 18:14
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Hey, hey, stop it! Come on, break it up! What's the matter with you? Now, don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right here. Right here in front of you. Now, why can't you admit that?
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Jun 9, 2022 18:58
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I tell ya, I don't see it happening.
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Jun 10, 2022 05:02
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I saw DiMaggio at the donut shop again...
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Jun 10, 2022 05:15
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Vietnamwees, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Vietnamwees! Instead of salmon, he went with bass! He just substituted one fish for another!
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Jun 10, 2022 12:37
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:You wanna piece of meee? Youuu got it! I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
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Jun 10, 2022 12:50
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Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
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Jun 10, 2022 16:08
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What's with this family? It’s like one dies and the other wants to bench-press the casket.
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Jun 10, 2022 17:09
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I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.
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Jun 10, 2022 19:54
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I know when I wear banlon, there appears to be some jiggling.
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Jun 10, 2022 22:44
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This is some office! What's the square footage?
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Jun 11, 2022 00:17
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Gyshall posted:This is some office! What's the square footage?  Thanks.
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Jun 11, 2022 00:19
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As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Jun 11, 2022 00:49
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Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted… and a cup of tea!
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Jun 11, 2022 01:46
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bravesword posted:Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted… and a cup of tea! My name is potee. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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Jun 11, 2022 02:27
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George doesn't work. He's a bum.
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Jun 11, 2022 02:53
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A sitcom? How can you write that crap? Carol, this guy's writing a sitcom.
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Jun 11, 2022 05:04
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Boy, you really went bald there didn't ya?
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Jun 11, 2022 05:14
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That's what they tell me!
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Jun 11, 2022 06:14
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TheKingslayer posted:That's what they tell me! "They?"... The government?
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Jun 11, 2022 17:54
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Alright, pace yourself; you're going to have to do this all day, for very little money.
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Jun 13, 2022 03:36
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A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours. Not much more money.
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Jun 13, 2022 17:15
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If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They'd have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin!
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Jun 13, 2022 17:31
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I'm an independent contractor. Tax purposes.
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Jun 13, 2022 17:36
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It seems to me that Kramerica Industries is little more than a solitary man in a messy apartment, which may or may not contain a chicken!
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Jun 13, 2022 17:37
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Now let's drop this giant ball of oil out the window.
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Jun 13, 2022 18:01
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RIP Philip Baker Hall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF2gZu3ygEQ
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Jun 13, 2022 18:15
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RIP. He was great on Curb too.
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Jun 13, 2022 18:30
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"While you're thinking about that, think about this" is something I've used frequently ever since I saw that episode. Awesome scene. RIP dude.
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Jun 13, 2022 18:35
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The library cop’s name is Bookman?
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Jun 13, 2022 18:38
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That's like an ice cream man named cone.
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It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people, and not caring.
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