buttcoin: my kids know me as this ape

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divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

did you actually tell them that? and if so what was their response to that?

if you think i am encouraging this person with responses in any way, then you are incorrect

# ? Jun 11, 2022 01:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:02

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

divabot posted:

if you think i am encouraging this person with responses in any way, then you are incorrect

do they have any other "evidence" or is it just, uh, someone coding something with msvc? i mean musk almost certainly didn't do that anyway

# ? Jun 11, 2022 01:46

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

look:
elon musk
/ \
nakamoto satoshi

it's pretty much confirmed

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:15

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Boxturret posted:

look:
elon musk
/ \
nakamoto satoshi

it's pretty much confirmed

need a few more confirmations before you can really go with it though.

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:24

SubG: Aug 19, 2004; It's a hard world for little things.

code:

# cat << EOF > elon.c
? #include <stdio.h>
? void main() {
?    elon musk;
?    return;
? }
? EOF
# gcc elon.c -o elon
elon.c: In function �main�:
elon.c:3:4: error: unknown type name �elon�
    3 |    elon musk;
      |    ^~~~
# cat << EOF > satoshi.c
? #include <stdio.h>
? void main() {
?    satoshi nakamoto;
?    return;
? }
? EOF
#  gcc satoshi.c -o satoshi
satoshi.c: In function �main�:
satoshi.c:3:4: error: unknown type name �satoshi�
    3 |    satoshi nakamoto;
      |    ^~~~~~~

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:25

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:28

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:29

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

SubG posted:

code:

# cat << EOF > elon.c
? #include <stdio.h>
? void main() {
?    elon musk;
?    return;
? }
? EOF
# gcc elon.c -o elon
elon.c: In function �main�:
elon.c:3:4: error: unknown type name �elon�
    3 |    elon musk;
      |    ^~~~
# cat << EOF > satoshi.c
? #include <stdio.h>
? void main() {
?    satoshi nakamoto;
?    return;
? }
? EOF
#  gcc satoshi.c -o satoshi
satoshi.c: In function �main�:
satoshi.c:3:4: error: unknown type name �satoshi�
    3 |    satoshi nakamoto;
      |    ^~~~~~~

if you use amberpos the errors are gold fringed, furthermore as a sovereign i

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:31

SubG: Aug 19, 2004; It's a hard world for little things.

to be fair that's a better business plan than most coins in that tesla headquarters actually exists

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:32

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Boxturret posted:

wow, yeah, actually that is kinda terrifying

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:34

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

divabot posted:

if you think i am encouraging this person with responses in any way, then you are incorrect

oh come on, take one for the team, will ya?

it's gonna be tremendous content for this thread!

# ? Jun 11, 2022 02:42

AnoHito: May 8, 2014

SubG posted:

code:

? #include <stdio.h>

What is the purpose of this?

# ? Jun 11, 2022 03:17

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

Boxturret posted:

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

also:

# ? Jun 11, 2022 03:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

it's kinda wild seeing bible stories play out irl

# ? Jun 11, 2022 07:45

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Hammurabi's code of flaws

# ? Jun 11, 2022 12:04

Wachter: Mar 23, 2007; You and whose knees?

Boxturret posted:

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

Proven strategy:

Wachter posted:

They got someone to ambush Elon and got him to halfassedly say "daddy doge" on camera. The price spiked and they rug pulled for ~£300k each

# ? Jun 11, 2022 12:53

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

the piss goblins have arrived in venezuela https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=scammers-compromise-el-universal-twitter-account

# ? Jun 11, 2022 13:43

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

filthy regex posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SmoggyFormalBuzzard-mobile.mp4

This reminds me that I should get baked and watch the Mind's Eye music videos today instead of thinking about coins.

# ? Jun 11, 2022 16:38

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Boxturret posted:

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

Is it propelled by exploding 18650 batteries?

# ? Jun 11, 2022 16:40

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

SubG posted:

# ? Jun 11, 2022 17:59

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Boxturret posted:

there's a coin who's entire premise is building a terrifying sculpture of an elon headed goat straddling a tiny rocket and driving it up to spacex hq so elon will tweet about them and make the price go to the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4

that's a more concrete and realistic business plan than most crypto ventures

# ? Jun 11, 2022 19:23

cool av: Mar 2, 2013

Gazpacho posted:

# ? Jun 11, 2022 19:50

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

# ? Jun 11, 2022 19:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i love that you made the n by flipping over a u

# ? Jun 11, 2022 20:01

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

it's just efficient :cool:

# ? Jun 11, 2022 20:29

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

isun't!

# ? Jun 11, 2022 22:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

assdimes

# ? Jun 12, 2022 02:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

assdimes

loving inflation

# ? Jun 12, 2022 02:34

Pigbuster: Sep 12, 2010; Fun Shoe

Hammerite posted:

the piss goblins have arrived in venezuela https://web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=scammers-compromise-el-universal-twitter-account

I've seen so many of these that it's just hit me how absurd it is that simply entering your wallet into a website is enough for them to steal everything inside it. I don't have to worry about my bank's account/routing number floating around because without my actual credentials all anyone can do with those is send me money. Do crypto wallets not have that same kind of system or are people genuinely just giving random websites their entire bank credentials just to potentially own a picture of a goblin

# ? Jun 12, 2022 03:08

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

i'm not sure why you're so weirded out by this? it's just like when you go to the convenience store and they have you login to your bank's website so they can transfer the cash out to pay for what you bought and add a transaction record to your account to prove you now own that stuff

# ? Jun 12, 2022 03:51

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Pigbuster posted:

I've seen so many of these that it's just hit me how absurd it is that simply entering your wallet into a website is enough for them to steal everything inside it. I don't have to worry about my bank's account/routing number floating around because without my actual credentials all anyone can do with those is send me money. Do crypto wallets not have that same kind of system or are people genuinely just giving random websites their entire bank credentials just to potentially own a picture of a goblin

uh that is not true please don't go around giving out your bank account number

with the bank account and routing number you can send an ACH transaction from (not just to) an account - basically write an electronic check. you still have the banks fraud protection and it's harder to get rights to do an ACH than use a cc number but you still don't want that out there

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:06

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

im going to make wire-verifier.com so that people who are trying to set up a wire transfer the first time can check to make sure that they have the right numbers for the right fields that an escrow would ask for

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:13

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

has anyone said fanny pennies

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:13

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sniep posted:

im going to make wire-verifier.com so that people who are trying to set up a wire transfer the first time can check to make sure that they have the right numbers for the right fields that an escrow would ask for

could you send it to the lawyer that handled my grandmother's will? he had no idea what he was doing and wasted a ton of time

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:31

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

does he have a lot money?

im only interested in getting bank wire numbers for people with at least like 10k for me to take from them

"a fee" i guess

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:46

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

ACH thbbft! - bill the crypto cat

# ? Jun 12, 2022 04:46

RPATDO_LAMD: Mar 22, 2013; 🐘🪠🍆

evilweasel posted:

uh that is not true please don't go around giving out your bank account number

with the bank account and routing number you can send an ACH transaction from (not just to) an account - basically write an electronic check. you still have the banks fraud protection and it's harder to get rights to do an ACH than use a cc number but you still don't want that out there

it's true in any country with a sane financial system
the usa is the only one that uses a "pull" system instead of a "push" system for transactions, so anyone with your account number can attempt to make a fraudulent withdrawal
i'm not sure how the whole system lasted this long when you can literally get that number just by reading it off a check

# ? Jun 12, 2022 06:27

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

Pigbuster posted:

I've seen so many of these that it's just hit me how absurd it is that simply entering your wallet into a website is enough for them to steal everything inside it. I don't have to worry about my bank's account/routing number floating around because without my actual credentials all anyone can do with those is send me money. Do crypto wallets not have that same kind of system or are people genuinely just giving random websites their entire bank credentials just to potentially own a picture of a goblin

It's people "connecting" their meta mask wallet by entering their credentials or whatever into the scam site.

# ? Jun 12, 2022 07:14

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Gazpacho posted:

has anyone said fanny pennies

please don't put coins in you are vagina, it will disturb the ph balance and cause problems

# ? Jun 12, 2022 07:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:02

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gazpacho posted:

has anyone said fanny pennies

https://www.fannypenny.com/

# ? Jun 12, 2022 08:04

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