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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

"so can we see what you're invested in to prove to everyone's satisfaction that you're solvent, like literally every other similar instrument?"
"haha no, trust me bro"

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
the vaccine is the real plague and the vaccinated are the real ones dying in hospital, makes you think

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://tether.to/en/tether-condemns-false-rumours-about-its-commercial-paper-holdings/
Tether is aware of rumours being spread that its commercial paper portfolio is 85% backed by Chinese or Asian commercial papers and being traded at a 30% discount. These rumours are completely false and likely spread to induce further panic in order to generate additional profits from an already stressed market.

my "our backing is definitely not bad chinese bonds (no you can't see what the backing is)" tshirt is causing people to ask questions already answered by the tshirt

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I had never heard that rumor before and now I have so good job

qirex posted:

my "our backing is definitely not bad chinese bonds (no you can't see what the backing is)" tshirt is causing people to ask questions already answered by the tshirt

gently caress I wanted to post this

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

the vaccine is the real plague and the vaccinated are the real ones dying in hospital, makes you think

no it doesn't

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

...! posted:

no it doesn't

:wrong:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
that's an oddly specific way to describe a rumor

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Magic Underwear posted:

I wonder if non-true believers are ever going to trust crypto again after this massive crash, but then again conservative boomers are unsophisticated and easy to manipulate. I'll be on the lookout to see if and how crypto starts getting pushed in the right wing sphere.

I wondered this after 2017 and yet here we are

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
nah

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


ryde posted:

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537146477813846016

some employment lawyers are going to be feeling like a child before christmas today


https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1537155407231213569

also lol at the "free speech" talk, as usual free speech is just complaining about not being able to say the N word rather than any principled stand.

Why do anyone of them think he's "joking" about this? Seems to be his earnest views

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

brugroffil posted:

Why do anyone of them think he's "joking" about this? Seems to be his earnest views

see in context they came across as terrible jokes, but taken out of context and looking at everything else he's said and done it becomes clear it's real

that's why he was so adamant about how everything was being taken out of context!

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


They're gonna release a white paper disproving the existence of employer discrimination

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

then the strong will also die, because you're supposed to eat meat not bones

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004


Is that AI generated? If so which one?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://tether.to/en/tether-condemns-false-rumours-about-its-commercial-paper-holdings/
Tether is aware of rumours being spread that its commercial paper portfolio is 85% backed by Chinese or Asian commercial papers and being traded at a 30% discount. These rumours are completely false and likely spread to induce further panic in order to generate additional profits from an already stressed market.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnq8b/tether-claims-coordinated-conspiracy-is-trying-to-take-it-down posted:

"Tether has currently zero exposure to Celsius apart from a small investment made out of Tether equity in the company," the blog states, adding that "Tether is aware of other rumours being spread, suggesting that it has lending exposure to Three Arrows Capital—again this is categorically false," and directing people to its own "transparency" web page for the "true facts."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Viscous Soda posted:

Is that AI generated? If so which one?

It's Midjourney. I can tell by the pixels.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
how is celsius doing anyway? did they ever start allowing withdrawals again lmao

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Beeftweeter posted:

how is celsius doing anyway? did they ever start allowing withdrawals again lmao
https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536686121106649089
https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1536770444140810242

no withdrawals and they aren't talking publicly

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
number go up. wrap it up, coinskepticfailures :agesilaus:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Sadly the line went back up today, because the market is completely irrational. The fed issues a big rate hike, but the implication they may not do as many more as people thought was the excuse to make line go back up

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I couldn't make this sound more guilty if I tried.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lmao

we love our community! PS: QUESTION TIME IS CANCELED

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Shame Boy posted:

like no matter how you try to argue your way out of it it always comes back around to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4pSp3Km6Mw&t=33s

dunno if this has been posted but this is a great real world version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlNHXQCT_4

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016


the mods are working their asses off

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
https://twitter.com/CelsiusNetwork/status/1535668214943850503

hey, that's tomorrow (or today, if you're there)

anyone in amsterdam?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
oh to be a fly on the wall at that conference

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Three Arrows Capital (TAC) is a crypto hedge-fund that appears to be collapsing. One of their partners/suckers/victims posted a remarkably clearly written thread about it:

https://twitter.com/Danny8BC/status/1537224378554806272

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

Three Arrows Capital (TAC) is a crypto hedge-fund that appears to be collapsing. One of their partners/suckers/victims posted a remarkably clearly written thread about it:

https://twitter.com/Danny8BC/status/1537224378554806272

I love when they say things like "hedge fund" and "diversified portfolio" when everything in the crypto space is 99% correlated with the price of Bitcoin. Building up all these simulacra of a modern financial system but all of it collapses equally as soon as Bitcoin takes a poo poo.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

skaboomizzy posted:

Three Arrows Capital (TAC) is a crypto hedge-fund that appears to be collapsing. One of their partners/suckers/victims posted a remarkably clearly written thread about it:

https://twitter.com/Danny8BC/status/1537224378554806272
https://twitter.com/Danny8BC/status/1537224403553243136?s=20&t=28SQG_ooCIq-5Kao8LQW1Q
lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

a tweeter thread posted:

1) What happened between 3AC and us and what we know so far:
@zhusu @KyleLDavies
2) From Nov 2020, we entered into an agreement with 3AC in which we would pay them a fee to use their trading accounts.
3) As a delta neutral market maker in the crypto markets, we are very sensitive to trading fees. When you are trading 9 figures USD per day, even 1 bip on 100,000,000 is $10,000. If you are doing that every day, it adds up to a lot very quickly.
4) So our agreement with them was: we withdraw whenever we want. 100% of the PNL belongs to us. They are never to move our funds without permission (increases the risk of our positions getting liquidated) and in return, we pay them fees for their service.
5) This was a mutually beneficial relationship for over 1.5 years. We had known them since 2018, thought they were competent and didn’t think they were degen enough to lose billions and not employ basic risk management.
6) On June 12th, with the market dropping and needing some funds from the account for positions on other exchanges, we asked for a withdrawal from the Ops team which was honored.
7) On June 13th, with the continuation of the drop, we asked for a bigger withdrawal. There was no reply but we didn't think much of it at the time. After a while, the market stablized so we no longer needed the funds. We thought maybe they were just busy.
8) Fast forward to 24 hours ago, our funds monitoring script noticed that ~1m was missing from our accounts with them. We reached out to @KyleLDavies , the Ops team on Telegram about the missing funds- no replies. We tried calling them- they were online and they didn't pick up.
9) Then our traders noticed that there were a few rumors circulating on Twitter speculating on 3AC’s insolvency. Since we were directly involved, we felt the need to tell the world about what had occurred and gauge the extent of the 3AC contagion.
10) A lot of people have reached out about what they know- many of whom have direct relationships with 3AC as well.
11) What we learned is that they were leveraged long everywhere and were getting margin-called. Instead of answering the margin calls, they ghosted everyone. The platforms had no choice but to liquidate their positions, causing the markets to further dump.
12) However they still have assets on a number of platforms (you know who you are). We call for you to freeze their assets so that those who 3AC owes can be paid back in the future after legal proceedings.
13) FWIW, for the most part, they aren't speculating with clients' money like Celsius was (maybe a thread another day about our dealings with them in 2019), however, here they did use our funds (~1m USD) to answer their margin calls.
14) Losing a bet is one thing, but at least be honorable and not drag others into your bets who have nothing to do with it. Certainly don’t ghost on everyone since potentially, they could’ve helped you.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

quote:

we asked for a bigger withdrawal. There was no reply but we didn't think much of it at the time. After a while, the market stablized so we no longer needed the funds. We thought maybe they were just busy.

lmao.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
hate when my bank is too busy to give me my money

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
overleveraged, you say? stealing client funds, are they? using it for liquidation? ghosting people afterwards? in crypto?

surely you jest

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


PostNouveau posted:

I love when they say things like "hedge fund" and "diversified portfolio" when everything in the crypto space is 99% correlated with the price of Bitcoin. Building up all these simulacra of a modern financial system but all of it collapses equally as soon as Bitcoin takes a poo poo.

yeah, this was my favorite bit:
https://twitter.com/Danny8BC/status/1537224386042023937
"we're shocked to find that the fund invested entirely in buttcoins and buttcoin-related scams was not practicing good risk management"

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
also, we did no due diligence whatsoever to ensure that our funds were safe

i don't understand how this could happen

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
are crypto investors even aware that fed hikes happen, and are relevant to them

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Gazpacho posted:

are crypto investors even aware

absolutely not, no

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Gazpacho posted:

are crypto investors even aware
no

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