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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i find the lack of precision for '1-10 billion' pretty funny imo. that's a gap you could drive a city though

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Shumagorath posted:

TF2 has more bots than crypto twitter these days and Valve gives even less of a poo poo lol

buttcoin:

title please

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Also, the Voyager reddit is amazing, people who aren't bankruptcy lawyers yelling at actual bankruptcy lawyers calling them FUDsters and trolls, when the lawyers are just trying to tell them exactly what's about to happen to the money that is not theirs anymore.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Jonny 290 posted:

its pepes not emojis

rare pepes was the small domino

apes are rare pepes for the minions crowd

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

fisting by many posted:

it's funny because it was a free gift to anyone who opened the game on mac

and that's why they were so rare

more like free grift

Kazinsal posted:

apes are rare pepes for the minions crowd

apes let them be openly racist while just having a laugh at some seriously loving pathetic looking drawings

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

they did it though bitpay who just took customers' bits coin and paid valve in realmoney, yeah

ah, bitpay, the company whose founder isn't guilty of selling pictures of children to perverts, but not in the same way you and I aren't guilty of selling pictures of children to perverts (to borrow a line about John McAfee)

(the pictures weren't pornographic, just, you know, pictures of children in underwear and bikinis that were too small for them, in porn star like poses. Who among us hasn't set up a corporate entity to sell photos like that?)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




she's a terf, too, gently caress her

kiwid
Sep 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/AliDemi66792024/status/1544415610670563330

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

lol the bankruptcy plan for voyager (a) releases all claims against management and (b) gives them a management incentive plan for post-bankruptcy because your really need to retain and incentivize the guys who loaned all of the company's money to 3AC and went to the beach

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




how much is this very real name and eight numbers account buying at obvious discount rates

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Endless Mike posted:

how much is this very real name and eight numbers account buying at obvious discount rates

buy the dipscount

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

fuckin 'orrible

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

so assets = liabilities, everything's fine

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


HappyHippo posted:

so assets ≈ liabilities, everything's fine

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

HappyHippo posted:

so assets = liabilities, everything's fine

The budgeting-to-zero method, every dollar has a job!

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g
I think your misreading it. They have 10 billion in assets and 1 billion in liabilities. Stop spreading FUD.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

filthy regex posted:

I think your misreading it. They have 10 billion in assets and 1 billion in liabilities. Stop spreading FUD.

exactly. it’s just the assets needed to cover liabilities are currently “away” from them

doingitwrong
Jul 27, 2013
Axie was hacked through a recruitment scams. It turns out phishing can be incredibly sophisticated if there are hundreds of millions on the line.

https://www.theblock.co/post/156038/how-a-fake-job-offer-took-down-the-worlds-most-popular-crypto-game

quote:

Earlier this year, staff at Axie Infinity developer Sky Mavis were approached by people purporting to represent the fake company and encouraged to apply for jobs, according to the people familiar with the matter. One source added that the approaches were made through the professional networking site LinkedIn.

After what one source described as multiple rounds of interviews, a Sky Mavis engineer was offered a job with an extremely generous compensation package.

The fake “offer” was delivered in the form of a PDF document, which the engineer downloaded — allowing spyware to infiltrate Ronin’s systems.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

doingitwrong posted:

Axie was hacked through a recruitment scams. It turns out phishing can be incredibly sophisticated if there are hundreds of millions on the line.

https://www.theblock.co/post/156038/how-a-fake-job-offer-took-down-the-worlds-most-popular-crypto-game

:kiss:

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

doingitwrong posted:

Axie was hacked through a recruitment scams. It turns out phishing can be incredibly sophisticated if there are hundreds of millions on the line.

https://www.theblock.co/post/156038/how-a-fake-job-offer-took-down-the-worlds-most-popular-crypto-game


quote:

Ronin uses a so-called “proof of authority” system for signing transactions, concentrating power in the hands of nine trusted actors.

they speedran the Supreme Court

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

chaosbreather posted:

i find the lack of precision for '1-10 billion' pretty funny imo. that's a gap you could drive a city though

it's not intended to be precise, it's just giving the order of magnitude of the case so the judge/us trustee know where to rank it by size and how much attention it will need

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

kalensc posted:

they speedran the Supreme Court

they also have power over 5 of the servers

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1508861798346285062

so yes exactly like the us supreme court lmao

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I can live with no haircut

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Proof of authority, lmao.

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Eeyo posted:

they also have power over 5 of the servers

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1508861798346285062

so yes exactly like the us supreme court lmao

the right holds 6 out of the 9 scotus trusted servers, so axie infinity clearly has much more room to innovate

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

trucutru posted:

I can live with no haircut



im the custo-meres freudian slip

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Paladinus posted:

Proof of authority, lmao.

Just wait until someone hacks the supreme court servers in the Wasteland Zones of 2222, nullifying the right to limbs. Cybercrats throw up their metallic pincers "welp nothing we can do!"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

trucutru posted:

I can live with no haircut



look as long as you can guarantee that this time the magic beans you give me will grow a beanstalk that goes to the moon i'll be okay with you losing my money last time

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
"This time, surely, we will not get goxxed" -someone about to get goxxed

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

wait so Axie/RoninCoins are just regular old WoW gold, not Magic Decentralized WoW Gold?

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
In a 5-4 decision the supreme court has ruled that the court must be given everyone's money

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

Pigbuster posted:

In a 5-4 decision the supreme court has ruled that the court must be given everyone's money

if you read the constitution, the only authorized form of money is coins. all paper and digital money is unconstitutional. it only follows that it should be confiscated by the highest court in the land.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
admiralty courts?

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


trucutru posted:

I can live with no haircut


i love the series of increasingly worthless things that "customeres" might receive

Don't worry everyone, if you don't receive your shitcoins that are now worthless following the crypto crash, at some point in the next several years you may instead receive: worthless equity in a failed and thoroughly-dead crypto exchange; or, worthless tokens issued by a failed and completely-dead crypto exchange; or, a dim hope of getting a tiny slice of worthless shitcoins and wildcat bank fake-money on a secondary claim on a debt from a different totally-dead crypto fund.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

admiralty courts?

honestly would not be surprised if henry winkler were poorly composited somehow into this scene

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

cool av posted:

wait so Axie/RoninCoins are just regular old WoW gold, not Magic Decentralized WoW Gold?

No you fudster, they have a centralized decentralized system. It's the best of both worlds!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

macy gray has been making some pretty transphobic tweets lately, so gently caress her. a grift ending her career would be absolutely appropriate

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

cool av posted:

wait so Axie/RoninCoins are just regular old WoW gold, not Magic Decentralized WoW Gold?

it's decentralised, instead of being controlled by one company, anyone can influence the coins by hacking

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1544763598228029440?s=20&t=gayeVeP6ujbFZVZG8BrXhA

Crypto markets are so heavily manipulated you can still get wiped out even if you're right.

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

aw frig aw dang it posted:

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1544763598228029440?s=20&t=gayeVeP6ujbFZVZG8BrXhA

Crypto markets are so heavily manipulated you can still get wiped out even if you're right.

Lol, nobody told these Brainiac's that the exchanges have automatic short-squeezes baked in.

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