cyberpunk 2022: a carjacking in progress

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

dioxazine posted:

i, for one, cannot conceive of any manner in which this could be used for evil

lowtax may be dead but his endorsement of goldbelly doesn't have to be

# ? Jun 24, 2022 05:15

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:30

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

https://www.curbed.com/2022/06/eric-adams-google-docs-homeless-subway.html

# ? Jun 27, 2022 19:29

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/pghthunderbirds/status/1540843724292374529

# ? Jun 27, 2022 20:14

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

idk who named those teams but someones gotta take their naming rights away

# ? Jun 27, 2022 20:15

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i hope the radicals are named after the kids that blew some buildings on the uw madison campus the gently caress up over their ongoing collaboration with the MIC in the 70s lol

# ? Jun 27, 2022 20:16

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

looks like it's an ultimate frisbee league? sure why not

there does not appear to be any information online about why the team is named that

# ? Jun 27, 2022 20:20

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

i hope the radicals are named after the kids that blew some buildings on the uw madison campus the gently caress up over their ongoing collaboration with the MIC in the 70s lol

mr 290 knows what is up

dumbfucks hearts were in the right place but their brains were conspicuously absent seeing as they killed a researcher

no love for the bombers here in madison for sure so theres no way the team is named for them

a long time restaurant on state street named the radical rye was owned by one of the bombers after he did his time and it caused many more uncomfortable looks than it did meaningful conversations

# ? Jun 28, 2022 04:14

Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/anjilslaire/status/1537896790267088902?s=20&t=ioMv1QPe1W5moNQ6-xHw4w

time to carjack

Teenager pursued by masked killer
Tired: turns key but car won't start
Wired: car needs a software update

# ? Jun 28, 2022 05:14

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

some teenagers in the woods are outside cell range but use starlink to make tiktok memes or some poo poo. then a big firmware update comes�

# ? Jun 28, 2022 05:18

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Wired: putting consent on the blockchain so some fundy can see it and murder you

# ? Jun 28, 2022 05:55

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/anjilslaire/status/1537896790267088902?s=20&t=ioMv1QPe1W5moNQ6-xHw4w

time to carjack

Just wait till they go full microsoft. Oh you didn't install the update last night when you had the chance? Well I'm installing it right now, good luck everyone!

# ? Jun 28, 2022 09:49

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

talk about a brick hitting a brick wall

at least when it's done you can play doom on it

# ? Jun 28, 2022 09:57

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/rollingstone/status/1542265643478777857

Whenever someone calls in for a request, they deny it and replay the Rage song again.

# ? Jun 30, 2022 13:56

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/mark_riedl/status/1542681471948840965?s=21&t=_K7OFTMhyB6kduBxpFGU4w

# ? Jul 1, 2022 02:50

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

it's their mating season. don't confuse them.

# ? Jul 1, 2022 13:01

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/yosupjt/status/1542549369014161409

# ? Jul 1, 2022 14:41

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

knee-deep in the dijon

# ? Jul 1, 2022 15:45

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

thy big macs consumed

# ? Jul 1, 2022 15:48

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

IDDMCD

# ? Jul 1, 2022 15:56

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

American McGee

# ? Jul 1, 2022 15:58

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/rustypolished/status/1544013430092247040

# ? Jul 4, 2022 22:39

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

possibly the most american thing ever devised

# ? Jul 4, 2022 23:33

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/rustypolished/status/1544013430092247040

https://twitter.com/ChefGLeon1/status/1544156613623300097

:confuoot:

# ? Jul 5, 2022 13:09

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

japanese restaurant in berlin

# ? Jul 5, 2022 19:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I said I wanted extra MAYO

# ? Jul 6, 2022 09:54

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Armitag3 posted:

japanese restaurant in berlin

i could see myself going in there and buying black market chips from a guy in the basement

# ? Jul 6, 2022 15:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/DrChoom/status/1544367897841176576?t=nrjDj22J9f8fL4qAlAhIDw&s=19

# ? Jul 6, 2022 16:03

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1544121024991883264

# ? Jul 6, 2022 22:28

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

South Dakota looking p. cyberpunk:
https://twitter.com/HouckisPokisewx/status/1544493218477195265?t=MNmkn1upIbS6wud38vnBUw&s=19

# ? Jul 6, 2022 23:11

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i was out of town when San Francisco had orange skies and i SO regret missing it

# ? Jul 6, 2022 23:12

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

greenpos, amberpos, its all just naturaldisasterpos

# ? Jul 7, 2022 01:48

Deep Dish Fuckfest: Sep 6, 2006; Advanced
Computer Touching; Toilet Rascal

Kuvo posted:

https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1544121024991883264

not bad, but i'll keep trusting my renraku kraftwerk-I chummer

# ? Jul 7, 2022 03:16

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Kuvo posted:

https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1544121024991883264

i love these things but am currently too big of an idiot to make one myself.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 03:21

Analytic Engine: May 18, 2009; not the analytical engine

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

not bad, but i'll keep trusting my renraku kraftwerk-I chummer

# ? Jul 7, 2022 04:23

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Analytic Engine posted:

https://youtu.be/8GPGQoR6f6w

# ? Jul 7, 2022 10:37

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Midjack posted:

i love these things but am currently too big of an idiot to make one myself.

Same, and while making one would be acceptable I'm pretty sure buying one would cause the physical manifestation of irony to black ICE me IRL

# ? Jul 7, 2022 11:05

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

Splicer posted:

Same, and while making one would be acceptable I'm pretty sure buying one would cause the physical manifestation of irony to black ICE me IRL

But it would be almost worth it to roll into a coding interview with one of these... almost.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 16:38

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Midjack posted:

i love these things but am currently too big of an idiot to make one myself.

# ? Jul 7, 2022 20:31

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/danielwcarlson/status/1544882716696629249

quote:

The other fascinating part about Disney�s strategy involves the string of English language schools that they opened in the country.

When they were building their theme park in Shanghai, they knew that a child won�t beg their parents to go to a theme park unless they love the characters that they�ll see there. Disney said, �Well, okay, we don�t have decades of movies to do this with.� And they were not allowed [by the Chinese government] to get a Disney Channel onto Chinese airwaves.

So what they decided to do was to launch a string of schools called Disney English, which would essentially teach young Chinese children English, but using Disney characters: Mickey wants an apple, or Luke Skywalker is 30 years old. I walked by one of these schools when I was there, and I remember that Toy Story 4 was coming out that week; all of the teachers were wearing Toy Story 4 T-shirts. So it doubled as a really effective marketing tool as well. Not only did these kids learn the English that their parents wanted them to speak, but they also left with an affection for these Disney characters that they had been introduced to.

cyberpunk a f

# ? Jul 7, 2022 23:21

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:30

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

holy poo poo that's terrifying

*turns on monitor*

also the thing where disney is teaching english for marketing reasons is disturbing

# ? Jul 8, 2022 03:01

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