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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

bike tory posted:

Mary Magdalene said

"That's fine Jesus, but a bit of warning would've nice."

Wait, wasn't that his mum?

... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Mary_(disambiguation) oh, I see, there was two of them.

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Yeah his mom and his beard

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

https://twitter.com/CodyAJSimpson/status/1545678275678048256

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

bike tory posted:

Mary Magdalene said

"That's fine Jesus, but a bit of warning would've nice."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A8NZQCXGpc

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If Tifa was known for "just one more thing"ing logical inconsistencies FF7 would have been a very different game.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Christian Bale sucked as Batman, but he nailed rich playboy rear end in a top hat Bruce Wayne.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tifa is the anti-columbo. She was there for almost every plot twist and could clear up all the mysteries at the very beginning but she just keeps her mouth shut

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

flavor.flv posted:

Tifa is the anti-columbo. She was there for almost every plot twist and could clear up all the mysteries at the very beginning but she just keeps her mouth shut

Columbo is the anti-Tifa because he never got railed during a meeting of the italian senate

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
sounds like someone never watched Columbo Nights

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Mr. Sunshine posted:

Christian Bale sucked as Batman, but he nailed rich playboy rear end in a top hat Bruce Wayne.

.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Christian Bale sucked as Batman, but he nailed rich playboy rear end in a top hat Bruce Wayne.

Almost as if Bale was a perfect fit for a spoiled self centered brat with a short fuse.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Almost as if Bale was a perfect fit for a spoiled self centered brat with a short fuse.

Some sort of... psycho. A British psycho.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

kazil posted:

Columbo is the anti-Tifa because he never got railed during a meeting of the italian senate

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Hey it happens to everyone, especially as you get older

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Starring Riley Reed

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/6YSMrdM.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

I guess even mermaids get back aches.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Grendels Dad posted:

Some sort of... psycho. A British psycho.

English wobbler

British nutter

Uk botherboy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Is that katie hopkins??

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Sound on.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is hilarious

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005

Doctor Rope

An original Hitachi-made plug-in magic wand? Don't throw it away, clean it up and ebay that poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Entering a glizzy eating competition and your opponents are Jesus and Nancy Reagan

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

a sexual elk posted:

Yeah his mom and his beard

i dont think mary magdelene was his beard and im one of the first people to say someone is gay and using their wife as a beard in the relationship thread. i think she was his hag.

the first pope was some dumb himbo who didnt know the other 11 dudes in the posse were loving jesus though

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Ursula gets lonely sometimes, OK?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Anime Liker posted:

Entering a glizzy eating competition and your opponents are Jesus and Nancy Reagan

that would make you...Barak Obama

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

LifeSunDeath posted:

that would make you...Barak Obama

HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Trump could throat way more glizzy than Obama

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





I don't know what glizzy is and at this point, I'm afraid to ask

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Leon Sumbitches posted:

I don't know what glizzy is and at this point, I'm afraid to ask

Glizzy gulper

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Its simultaneously "hotdog" and "penis" depending on and independent of context

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Bismuth posted:

Its simultaneously "hotdog" and "penis" depending on and independent of context

And it used to be "gun"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Some beach bro's start kicking sand around and asserting their dominance.

https://i.imgur.com/41U78iP.mp4

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

kazil posted:

Columbo is the anti-Tifa because he never got railed during a meeting of the italian senate


What the gently caress? I assume this is a reference to the remake but I hesitate to ask, let alone Google it. I figure goons can interpret this for me so I don't have to slog through the results of such a Google search.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
A Senator meant to display a presentation on the vote at hand but accidentally broadcast the porn he had been watching.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Bismuth posted:

Its simultaneously "hotdog" and "penis" depending on and independent of context

I thought it was pussy juice.

I looked it up on UD yesterday and still wasn’t entirely sure.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

A Senator meant to display a presentation on the vote at hand but accidentally broadcast the porn he had been watching.

Ahhhhhh ok. I had assumed the worst, that there was some sort of rapey scene in the remake involving....whatever the game's version of Italy is? I dunno.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
that thread title is so good.

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