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Achmed Jones posted:i still don't get it The idea is that the complimented person will be flustered, and will respond with a keysmash, like "afhuiefhIOF4" or something like that. Then use that as the new password. e: f-w b
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bob dobbs is dead posted:theres this archetypal tumblrish interaction where the top says or does something and the bottom, not being able to handle it, types out keyboard line noise lol thanks for the explanation, unironically.
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Jul 11, 2022 07:02
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haha yeah people who prefer to be penetrated are too emotional to think and cannot articulate those few thoughts they manage very cool joke, definitely nothing weird going on here probably being oversensitive but gently caress this kind of thing
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Jul 11, 2022 07:07
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also thank you for the explanations, i of course don't think that explaining it to me means you advocate its repetition etc
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Jul 11, 2022 07:08
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Achmed Jones posted:haha yeah people who prefer to be penetrated are too emotional to think and cannot articulate those few thoughts they manage "top" doesn't always refer to penetration in this context it's referring specifically to top-bottom BDSM relationships, which may be completely nonpenetrative
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bob dobbs is dead posted:theres this archetypal tumblrish interaction where the top says or does something and the bottom, not being able to handle it, types out keyboard line noise wow that's sure something Midjack posted:lol really, i didn't get it but thought perhaps that was it, but decided that was too dumb and that it must just be some next level exclusive gay in-joke which in retrospect is actually funnier
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https://www.theregister.com/2022/07/10/stolen_shanghai_police_data/ Dunno if this got posted but, awhile back, it was reported that 23 TB worth of data on more than a billion Chinese records were being sold online, stolen from shanghai pd. Now, new information says that the breach was likely due to an unprotected Kibana instance using default credentials. The real security humor comes from the fact that it was deployed with alibaba cloud, which configures elasticsearch endpoints to be public by default and using default credentials (elastic/elastic). There's still some speculation as to whether this is accurate but at least Alibaba shut down all kibana servers running 5.5.3 (which shanghai pd was using) as of the beginning of this month. This is notable because that version "did not support authentication out of the box and required a paid license or a third-party authentication plugin to enable it".
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i have a client that has a cms back-end system running on alibaba cloud and it is a hilarious mess. notably, account passwords cannot be set or changed, they are hardcoded, and by default the account login for any account is the phone number associated with it
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Jul 11, 2022 13:55
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sounds like some mandatory policy pushed from above
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who in their right mind would ever use a cloud provider from there if you weren't forced
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they're "forced" in the sense that they bought a product that uses that as the back-end and they don't have the knowledge or resources to replace it at the moment it's an incredibly niche product that is really only made by one company, and this is the software that runs on it.
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Jul 11, 2022 14:01
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they vendor's sales materials all say it runs on AWS, it turns out they use AWS as a generic trade name to mean "cloud"
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should've rolled their own
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they are in fact looking to do that. they are not a software company and they have some difficulty accepting development methodology, timelines, and most importantly, cost, from companies that are.
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infernal machines posted:i have a client that has a cms back-end system running on alibaba cloud and it is a hilarious mess. notably, account passwords cannot be set or changed, they are hardcoded, and by default the account login for any account is the phone number associated with it
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Jul 11, 2022 14:58
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Achmed Jones posted:haha yeah people who prefer to be penetrated are too emotional to think and cannot articulate those few thoughts they manage this is a weird take. i'm sorry it bothered you but i've literally never come across anyone who was bothered by it in this way, it's just a joke about a certain kind of bottom (which like was mentioned, in this context doesn't have anything to do with penetration). that sounds like i'm being an rear end in a top hat and saying "sorry u were offended lol" but i don't mean it like that, i'm genuinely surprised it hit a nerve and am not sure what to say cuz i've never seen it hit anyone's nerve before, and tumblr et al aren't exactly known for not being sensitive about literally everything all the time.
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Jul 11, 2022 15:05
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infernal machines posted:they are in fact looking to do that. this is just a truth through all companies, software or no
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it means achmeds never encountered any of this tumblr bdsm stuff it is what it is
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Achmed Jones posted:haha yeah people who prefer to be penetrated are too emotional to think and cannot articulate those few thoughts they manage …the joke is that the bottom is gagged and restrained so can only speak or type gibberish
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Jul 11, 2022 15:22
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hobbesmaster posted:…the joke is that the bottom is gagged and restrained so can only speak or type gibberish that is also not the joke, but i like your version of it better tbh
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Jul 11, 2022 15:29
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oh, that’s how I read the original? using the flailing as a random password generator
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infernal machines posted:they vendor's sales materials all say it runs on AWS, it turns out they use AWS as a generic trade name to mean "cloud" aws stands for alibaba web services, right? right?
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hobbesmaster posted:oh, that’s how I read the original? using the flailing as a random password generator as bob dobbs said, certain flavors of bottoms in certain subcultures will just kinda do that if you show them affection and they get flustered, it's a joke about that kinda person. yours is way more fun to imagine though 
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Buff Hardback posted:aws stands for alibaba web services, right? it does if no one asks what it stands for
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DELETE CASCADE posted:would you mind sharing another fact, any fact at all, so i can use it to replace the spot in my mind currently occupied by the one you just posted in many regions of australia, literally 100% of the koala population is infected with chlamydia e: oh and their own koala version of AIDS called KIDS, that is caused by a virus that managed to integrate itself into their actual genome and is now just permanently part of the koala genes, which is a thing that can happen apparently! Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jul 11, 2022 |
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Achmed Jones posted:haha yeah people who prefer to be penetrated are too emotional to think and cannot articulate those few thoughts they manage speaking on behalf as a highly qualified penetree who is too emotional to think and cannot articulate the few thoughts I manage the post is actually very affectionate because its bringing attention to the fact it is "precious and cute", not "haha bottom dum". that kind of mental play of ironically putting another person down is part of the social contract that verifies a presence of trust between two people. Its like how some girls want to be called "ignorant stupid sluts" as they're ... playing chess because on some level, when you have this constant demand to be seen as a highly responsible and proficient chess-player because society has decided only you can be allowed to organize chess-games, that you bring the chess-board, that you bring all the pieces and keep the board in good condition while your opponent merely participates despite always being told they must make the first move... being made to lose by a much much more skilled player can be very refreshing because you don't have to be the cool class president anymore when someone totally destroys your ELO rating despite being a player with an inferior score. Its very liberating. I did have a joke about pawns but I'm too tired and angry about the current state of the world chess federation (FIDE) and the power structures it supports about what are acceptable sub-genres to play and what aren't on a professional level, and in turn the way people think of skilled chess-players having changed since the introduction of chess playing automatons. the world of chess will never be the same after Kasparov vs Deep Blue. i wonder hypothetically what the most secure decodable source of entropy that "chess" could generate is? there's probably a rabbithole about trust here somewhere. Expo70 fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Jul 11, 2022 |
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combining chess and the social structure behind sexual power play was not the crossover i expected, but it makes perfect sense
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Shame Boy posted:this is a weird take. i'm sorry it bothered you but i've literally never come across anyone who was bothered by it in this way, it's just a joke about a certain kind of bottom (which like was mentioned, in this context doesn't have anything to do with penetration). nah i misunderstood. "bottom" was for bdsm thing, not for "gay guy who prefers a certain type of sex". when read correctly it's fine thanks for the correction!
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Achmed Jones posted:nah i misunderstood. "bottom" was for bdsm thing, not for "gay guy who prefers a certain type of sex". when read correctly it's fine ah fair, glad we're cool 
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So how about that computer security eh
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Rufus Ping posted:So how about that computer security eh its not looking good
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im starting to think this whole "computer" thing wasnt such a good idea actually
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computers are fine it's the networking that causes the security headaches
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Rufus Ping posted:So how about that computer security eh
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sb hermit posted:computers are fine adama was right
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Achmed Jones posted:nah i misunderstood. "bottom" was for bdsm thing, not for "gay guy who prefers a certain type of sex". when read correctly it's fine fwiw i read “bottom” as the bdsm kind and had the same reaction because i didn’t realize that it was supposed to reference a specific archetype of sub rather than generalizing across the whole category
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sb hermit posted:computers are fine why do computers need to go to conventions why can't they just stay home and play videogames like everybody else do they really need all those business cards?
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https://krebsonsecurity.com/2022/07/experian-you-have-some-explaining-to-do/ Experian apparently makes it very easy to change the e-mail address on file for a specific individual's record. Also, it's ridiculous to even consider paying experian $25/mo to monitor your account when they're the reason why you have to get the stupid monitoring in the first place.
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Beeftweeter posted:im starting to think this whole "computer" thing wasnt such a good idea actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gha9xrM10w
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Expo70 posted:do they really need all those business cards?
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