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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Brass knuckles vary state to state, like switchblades.

Switchblades are legal in Colorado.

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Classism strikes again. Only well-to-do poeple can afford the finest american machinery that Colt or Remington can make, whereas brass knickles can be made by a union man using his companies resources off-the-clock.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

The 2nd Amendment is universal and far reaching, providing an individual right to bear arms, while also simultaneously having a very narrow view of what constitutes "arms."

American jurisprudence loving owns.

Retromancer has issued a correction as of 18:47 on Jun 23, 2022

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Scalia wrote in heller that it provides you the right to use whatever the most common weapon in your society at that time is, in the interest of allowing ad hoc militias of the people to be formed. So all you have to do is secretly produce and distribute several million brass knuckles and not only will brass knuckles become legal, but handguns will become illegal.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

30.5 Days posted:

Scalia wrote in heller that it provides you the right to use whatever the most common weapon in your society at that time is, in the interest of allowing ad hoc militias of the people to be formed. So all you have to do is secretly produce and distribute several million brass knuckles and not only will brass knuckles become legal, but handguns will become illegal.

The only silver lining in conservative rule is that Scalia didn’t live to see it

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

30.5 Days posted:

Scalia wrote in heller that it provides you the right to use whatever the most common weapon in your society at that time is, in the interest of allowing ad hoc militias of the people to be formed. So all you have to do is secretly produce and distribute several million brass knuckles and not only will brass knuckles become legal, but handguns will become illegal.

If I have a constitutional right to the most common weapon in my society, why are Republicans trying to take away my ability to cancel people on Twitter?

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Not to mention that all militaries everywhere use rifles with at least the capability of fully automatic fire, so why are full auto rifles still banned?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

30.5 Days posted:

Scalia wrote in heller that it provides you the right to use whatever the most common weapon in your society at that time is, in the interest of allowing ad hoc militias of the people to be formed. So all you have to do is secretly produce and distribute several million brass knuckles and not only will brass knuckles become legal, but handguns will become illegal.

ok so i can start a drone bomb militia.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Retromancer posted:

Not to mention that all militaries everywhere use rifles with at least the capability of fully automatic fire, so why are full auto rifles still banned?

They’re not. You can still buy an M16 most places in the US, you just can’t register a new production one. Hope you’ve got deep pockets.

I seem to recall that the justices made a big deal about the machine gun registry being super constitutional in the Heller opinion in an attempt to avert exactly that argument. People are terrified of full auto firearms, and I doubt the registry will ever be reopened.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
You have the right to open carry strongly-worded congressional motions to denounce that are voted down in the Senate.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a black unarmed 25 year old doordash driver in Akron was lit up for 90 bullets last night, 30 of which missed him. there's a protest scheduled for today but it's Akron



https://mobile.twitter.com/phriendlyphotog/status/1542670077052567552
at some point it has to be cheaper to hire lifeguards right?

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

a black unarmed 25 year old doordash driver in Akron was lit up for 90 bullets last night, 30 of which missed him. there's a protest scheduled for today but it's Akron



https://mobile.twitter.com/phriendlyphotog/status/1542670077052567552
at some point it has to be cheaper to hire lifeguards right?

He was black and had a gun. His life was forfeit.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



RealityWarCriminal posted:

a black unarmed 25 year old doordash driver in Akron was lit up for 90 bullets last night, 30 of which missed him. there's a protest scheduled for today

They're supposed to be releasing Bodycam footage soon.
I also want to see the dashcam, if there was a vehicular chase.

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
Cant wait to watch some pussy cops magdump into a guy who was obviously not a threat before the first shot and reload and do it again and reload and do it again and get a paid vacation.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Ziggy Smalls posted:

Cant wait to watch some pussy cops magdump into a guy who was obviously not a threat before the first shot and reload and do it again and reload and do it again and get a paid vacation.

Your time is now! nws obviously

https://mobile.twitter.com/DAT_BOI_JU/status/1543649012632395776

he fled his car when 8 cops surrounded it. he fled on foot for about 10 seconds. (a gun was recovered from the car he fled from :thunk:.) every single cop sprints to catch up to him so they can magdump him. :waycool:

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

a cop on cop dispute
https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/1543277094628646913?s=20&t=LKtV-PWO-u5BdhrSu6SaMQ

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

RealityWarCriminal posted:

a black unarmed 25 year old doordash driver in Akron was lit up for 90 bullets last night, 30 of which missed him. there's a protest scheduled for today but it's Akron



https://mobile.twitter.com/phriendlyphotog/status/1542670077052567552
at some point it has to be cheaper to hire lifeguards right?

APD is tear gassing any group of people that might even remotely look like they are protesting. They also managed to get all July 4 activities in the city cancelled.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005


lol

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

hard to believe they didnt kill each other honestly

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hobgoblin retreats from superior orc, claims victory

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

u a fuckboy

u a fuckboy

lmao

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 31 hours!

pro click!!!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Saucer Hovers posted:

hard to believe they didnt kill each other honestly

100%

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



They both seem like level headed individuals with a talent in conflict de-escalation that makes them well suited to a job in law enforcement

Mostly Lurking
Sep 25, 2008

Delta-Wye posted:

u a fuckboy

u a fuckboy

lmao

I was sure I was mishearing them. Apparently not.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
extremely real:
https://twitter.com/SharifaJackson/status/1544167574837100544

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Why don't they make the whole uniform out of the hat? Idiots!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3__VpnZO7ak

Kaedric
Sep 5, 2000

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Your time is now! nws obviously

https://mobile.twitter.com/DAT_BOI_JU/status/1543649012632395776

he fled his car when 8 cops surrounded it. he fled on foot for about 10 seconds. (a gun was recovered from the car he fled from :thunk:.) every single cop sprints to catch up to him so they can magdump him. :waycool:

https://twitter.com/GGH1971/status/1543653590505496577

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

I can't wait until Democrats ban clips for all weapons manufactured after 1946, that will take care of gun crime once and for all.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/DiodeLass/status/1545264281096167424

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

how do you have a standoff with nobody

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
More from Uvalde.

https://twitter.com/tinywienerbabe/status/1546984732918894592





Cop checking his messages also has the Punisher logo on his phone

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
oh garsh this changes EVERYTHING :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/moodyforelpaso/status/1547291847332069376

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1546960177269719046?s=20&t=3Y1XOsF19e-6bJgiRLNOWQ


https://www.stltoday.com/news/local...724a887324.html


Security guards can detain, interrogate and beat you in a private business and they don't even get fired lol. Probably moonlighting cops.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020


quote:

To those who haven’t bothered to read even the news that’s been reported in your rush to judgment, he attempted to engage but was removed from the building and disarmed. We’ll have much to say about the police response, but no criticism of this officer.

except he still obviously has his gun and has not been disarmed and is also still clearly in the building. lying pig white knighting reactionary twitter does not disappoint

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

skooma512 posted:

https://twitter.com/radleybalko/status/1546960177269719046?s=20&t=3Y1XOsF19e-6bJgiRLNOWQ


https://www.stltoday.com/news/local...724a887324.html


Security guards can detain, interrogate and beat you in a private business and they don't even get fired lol. Probably moonlighting cops.

The man is dead now btw. I mean he was in end-stage renal failure so he probably wasn't going to be around a lot longer regardless, but I think it's safe to say the beating probably accelerated things.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

The Voice of Labor posted:

except he still obviously has his gun and has not been disarmed and is also still clearly in the building. lying pig white knighting reactionary twitter does not disappoint

even taking it 100% at face value - do you feel sorry for a guy who Followed The Rules while literally listening to his wife begging for him to come save her, while milling around in a hallway with dozens of other heavily armed and armored professional killers? because I do, it's really sad!!

e: all that's between you and your wife is an unlocked door, ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO OPEN IT

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
He had to go to his dialysis with his lawyer after that, can't imagine helped either.

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