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I read the article and apparently that millage increase corresponds to $24 The people of Jamestown, Michigan are idiots
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 03:27 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:37 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The most American sign: When I saw that headline I thought they must be near Grand Rapids. They are a suburb.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 03:35 |
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 04:10 |
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Yes, yes I am assuming that. And also shoeless homes often have delicate flooring.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 05:16 |
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You're required to go barefoot in certain buildings in Thailand, and the feeling of wonderfully smooth old hardwood floors beneath your feet is just amazing. I'm glad that dorkus will never get to experience that.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 05:25 |
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Thanks for stopping by. But you're not coming in.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 05:28 |
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It's almost like--and hear me out here, I know this sounds crazy--it's almost like the fact that nobody wears their shoes into the house keeps the floors clean.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:29 |
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I live by a couple very simple rules: Shoes on at the orgy. Shoes off back at my place.Dachshundofdoom posted:It's almost like--and hear me out here, I know this sounds crazy--it's almost like the fact that nobody wears their shoes into the house keeps the floors clean. You have demonstrated a modicum of intelligence and must be disallowed from ever writing a newspaper column.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:38 |
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Dachshundofdoom posted:it's almost like the fact that nobody wears their shoes into the house keeps the floors clean.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:39 |
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Don't need to take your shoes off when going into someones house if you're barefoot already.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:39 |
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Tiggum posted:It doesn't though. Regular vacuuming/mopping keeps the floors clean. And only "clean" in the sense that there's no visible mess, not actually clean. Especially if you have carpet. "There's no difference between my poo poo-smeared floor and your non-poo poo-encrusted floor."
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:40 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:"There's no difference between my poo poo-smeared floor and your non-poo poo-encrusted floor." Correct.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:43 |
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Inceltown posted:Don't need to take your shoes off when going into someones house if you're barefoot already. Don't be one of those weirdos that goes barefoot everywhere. Wear socks
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:44 |
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I'm not coming over to your poo poo floor, creep. Neither is literally anyone else.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:45 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I live by a couple very simple rules: Shoes on at the orgy. Shoes off back at my place. don't wear shoes at an orgy, that's a job for wellies
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:47 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Don't be one of those weirdos that goes barefoot everywhere. Wear socks Then what will I cum in? Dirty socks? Gross.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 06:47 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I'm not coming over to your poo poo floor, creep. Neither is literally anyone else. You're wrong, but that's ok. You don't have to come into my house. Or the houses of the vast majority of people I know in real life, where wearing shoes inside is pretty much the standard policy.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 07:07 |
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Tiggum posted:You're wrong, but that's ok. You don't have to come into my house. Or the houses of the vast majority of people I know in real life, where wearing shoes inside is pretty much the standard policy. Ah but in the houses of the vast majority of people I know it's always shoes off at the door, checkmate!!!!!
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 07:17 |
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Xun posted:Ah but in the houses of the vast majority of people I know it's always shoes off at the door, checkmate!!!!! This topic did get me thinking though: if you're in one of those shoes-off-indoors areas, and you're having a party or a barbecue or whatever, do you just stick to only-indoors or only-outdoors, or do people take their shoes on or off whenever they want to go in or out of the house? Seems like a hassle.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 07:52 |
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Tiggum posted:This topic did get me thinking though: if you're in one of those shoes-off-indoors areas, and you're having a party or a barbecue or whatever, do you just stick to only-indoors or only-outdoors, or do people take their shoes on or off whenever they want to go in or out of the house? Seems like a hassle. I wash my deck occasionally, especially before a party/BBQ so you can walk on it Barefooted.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 07:58 |
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I brachiate from the roofbeams so I don't have to touch the floor at all.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 08:01 |
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I respect that people have different cultural practices but really my way is the best and anyone who doesn't do it my way is a moron who clearly just haven't thought things through to the objectively correct option, what an idiot. I bet they smell bad too. Did I miss any other variations of this stupid reoccuring derail? Casper is hiring professional nappers with 'exceptional sleeping ability' quote:Casper Sleepers will sleep "in our stores, and in unexpected settings out in the world," according to Casper's job posting. https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/07/business/casper-mattresses-professional-sleeper-trnd/index.html
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 08:07 |
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Xun posted:I respect that people have different cultural practices but really my way is the best and anyone who doesn't do it my way is a moron who clearly just haven't thought things through to the objectively correct option, what an idiot. I bet they smell bad too. Weird, when I do this they call the police.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 08:39 |
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People who come home and keep wearing their shoes full-time in their own home isn't a "cultural practice", it's a mental illness.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 09:31 |
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Phlegmish posted:I read the article and apparently that millage increase corresponds to $24
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 09:38 |
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You can cover your entire house in a thick layer of bleach every morning or do the exact same but with literal poo poo. There are no other options.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 09:48 |
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Tiggum posted:This topic did get me thinking though: if you're in one of those shoes-off-indoors areas, and you're having a party or a barbecue or whatever, do you just stick to only-indoors or only-outdoors, or do people take their shoes on or off whenever they want to go in or out of the house? Seems like a hassle. Yes. This isn't complicated. Honour the place and the hosts by accepting the hassle. You uncultured swine. All your friends are dirty
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 10:03 |
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the priest's son tracked dogshit into our home when i was a kid
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 10:40 |
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No, you won't.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 10:40 |
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Don't you hate it when you're out and about and accidentally step your kitchen floor in dog faeces?
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 11:11 |
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https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1556618954122166272 fake e: for posterity
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:00 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:No, you won't. None of my friends and no one's home I have ever been in has a "shoes on in the house" policy. Some people wear indoor slippers (that are only worn indoors) because its cold, but not your outdoor shoes. Do they just like, stick their dirty sneakers up on your couch when they sit down? Track dirt in mud everywhere? Do these monsters wearing their runners to loving bed? What on earth.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:11 |
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Brainbread posted:Do they just like, stick their dirty sneakers up on your couch when they sit down? Track dirt in mud everywhere?
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:13 |
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Tiggum posted:This topic did get me thinking though: if you're in one of those shoes-off-indoors areas, and you're having a party or a barbecue or whatever, do you just stick to only-indoors or only-outdoors, or do people take their shoes on or off whenever they want to go in or out of the house? Seems like a hassle. 'round here you would put on / take off shoes but the host might say not to worry about it. The assumption is that you're just going to chat in the kitchen or go to the washroom and not Riverdance on the master bedroom pillows.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:22 |
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Tiggum posted:You're wrong, but that's ok. You don't have to come into my house. Or the houses of the vast majority of people I know in real life, where wearing shoes inside is pretty much the standard policy. you do not know anyone 🤡
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:32 |
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Tiggum posted:You wipe your feet on the doormat before you come in, if necessary, and you don't put your feet on the couch. This is not rocket science.
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:35 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:you do not know anyone 🤡
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:36 |
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misguided rage posted:Why wouldn't you put your feet up on the couch?
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:36 |
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Dachshundofdoom posted:It's almost like--and hear me out here, I know this sounds crazy--it's almost like the fact that nobody wears their shoes into the house keeps the floors clean. Americans love tracking mud, gravel and dog poo poo into their homes
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# ? Aug 8, 2022 14:37 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:37 |
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Tiggum posted:Did I do something to you or are you having a bad day or what? your posting is aggressively bad just stop posting its cool man.
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