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thanks thats me
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 18:30 |
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I have a bidet. My secret bidet tip: blast yer rear end with water when you first sit down to speed things up down there.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 06:38 |
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That's just an enema
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 06:41 |
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The effects of wiping down there touches an erogenous zone. Makes you tinkle.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 06:45 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's just an enema Pretty sure it's not. But you are the enema expert so you probably know better.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 06:45 |
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Joe Bidet
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 06:54 |
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I love the butt spray.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 08:06 |
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Buce posted:the bidets that warm up the water and oscillate are extra good im also a fan of removable showerheads
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 10:21 |
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Fartington Butts posted:I love the butt spray. same
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 12:02 |
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Consider having another and another, until you come to your senses.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 12:17 |
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It doesn't go up your butt. Unless you want it to maybe? I feel like it would be hard to get the angle right quite frankly. But I haven't tried yet.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 13:01 |
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Use it to blast your rear end before bed if you're not showering at night to avoid contamination of your sheets by your goony swamp rear end.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 13:05 |
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I don't get the big deal, does nobody use the toilet brush for this or something
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 14:15 |
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They're great. Mine only does cold water but it's refreshing and helps with my fire rear end diarrhea and hemorrhoids.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 14:55 |
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Band Name: The Bleeding Buttholes Album Name: Bidet is the Way
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 17:07 |
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Fartington Butts posted:I love the butt spray.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 17:22 |
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Johnnie & The Hemmorhoids
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 18:00 |
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In all honesty: I got a fairly inexpensive bidet attachment for the toilet at the start of the pandemic when there were all the runs on TP going on. Biggest ROI on a purchase in terms of quality of life. Here I am middle aged realizing I've been having to wipe my rear end like some kind of caveman savage my whole life when a better way was available.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 19:14 |
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B'det my lady.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:03 |
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When I was in Thailand riding a motorcycle around the countryside I stopped at a very rural rest stop that didn't have the ubiquitous bum gun. Instead it had a water bucket and a bristled brush lol. I held it until the next place.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:16 |
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numberoneposter posted:When I was in Thailand riding my motorcycle around the countryside I stopped at a very rural rest stop that didn't have the ubiquitous bum gun. Instead it had a water bucket and a bristled brush lol. I held it until the next place. This is why people poo poo in the street
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:18 |
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It was also a pretty gnarly squat toilet.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:20 |
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bidet? more like biden
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:21 |
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Methanar posted:bidet? more like biden drat clever
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:22 |
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speakiung of bidets, have you noticed that if change just one letter, "joe biden" becomes "joe bident"?
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:25 |
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The difference between Biden and a bidet is consent.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:41 |
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numberoneposter posted:When I was in Thailand riding a motorcycle around the countryside I stopped at a very rural rest stop that didn't have the ubiquitous bum gun. Instead it had a water bucket and a bristled brush lol. I held it until the next place. The bucket was for pouring water down the squat toilet to "flush" it. There would have been a tap or cistern nearby to fill it. The brush was just a toilet brush same as we use here, it's not like the ancient Roman communal sponge-on-a-stick lol. Usually there would be a covered trash can for toilet paper but iirc you're supposed to bring your own tp.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 20:42 |
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large hands posted:The bucket was for pouring water down the squat toilet to "flush" it. There would have been a tap or cistern nearby to fill it. The brush was just a toilet brush same as we use here, it's not like the ancient Roman communal sponge-on-a-stick lol. Usually there would be a covered trash can for toilet paper but iirc you're supposed to bring your own tp. Got so used to the bum gun though, it's like Plato going back into the cave when I got home.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 21:04 |
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I wish scientists could solve making GBS threads
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:20 |
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can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!! if you put one of those over the top bidets on then how the gently caress do you fit your dick in there anymore??? theres ZERO room. not even zero, like, less than zero. how is this supposed to be comfortable IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO OWN A BIDET AND USE YOUR DICK AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????????
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:22 |
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GolfHole posted:can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!! I think you might be doing it wrong!
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:25 |
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GolfHole posted:can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!! Mine just swung out of the way
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:26 |
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GolfHole posted:can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!! Ah, those of us with micro penises have the last laugh.
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:32 |
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LuckyCat posted:I think you might be doing it wrong! poo poo, me too
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# ? Aug 14, 2022 23:32 |
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GolfHole posted:can someone please answer me a loving question that NOBODY is brave enough to touch!!!! You do realize you remove the old seat, right? It's just a seat swap with altered plumbing and running power to the thing. Unless you have a ghetto bidet. No idea how those work, if they work at all.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 01:44 |
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Waltzing Along posted:You do realize you remove the old seat, right? It's just a seat swap with altered plumbing and running power to the thing. Unless you have a ghetto bidet. No idea how those work, if they work at all. We have a cheap bidet because we don’t like the warm water ones, and all it is is an attachment that goes between seat and toilet. It comes with a set of adhesive plastic things to keep the whole seat level and actually increases the distance of rear end/dick from the water. The only hook up is to the cold water line, no electricity required.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 02:29 |
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Cheap asses Haha rektem
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 02:33 |
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Are there any seat attachment bidets that don't splash water all over the seat
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 02:38 |
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I’m scared that if I use a bidet once I’ll never be able to cum without water shooting you my rear end again.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 02:40 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:shooting you my rear end again. Who the gently caress is you?
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