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Dirt Road Junglist posted:I’m not in the mood to go back like 8 pages to find it, but you made an El Hornet joke and I don’t think it got acknowledged. I’m here to correct that. I love Frenulum, but they're really easy to make fun of. They should have called themselves Rave Matthews Band. Rob Swire dresses like an extra in an Underworld movie. He looks like if Wes Borland had less confidence.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 17:49 |
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Oh man, to be a fly on the fast food in the room when he found out he was banned from twitter
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:04 |
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Invasive wasps bad but native wasps good. They eat absolutely shitloads of bugs and caterpillars and things. You will not have caterpillars or aphids in a garden with a wasp nest nearby, they'll pick those lil shits off to give to their young.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:04 |
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What if I like caterpillars
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:11 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Oh man, to be a fly on the fast food in the room when he found out he was banned from twitter The best was when he was obviously tweeting from other accounts at like 3 am and they all got banned immediately.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:12 |
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Splicer posted:What if I like caterpillars That's a wrong opinion, sorry.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:30 |
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i like caterpillars [not currently engaged in eating my plants] because i like butterflies
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:35 |
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Splicer posted:What if I like caterpillars It's like the deer thing, butterflies lay so many goddang eggs that the occasional wasp kidnapping should still leave plenty of caterpillars, but not so many that they strip mine your dill.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:49 |
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YggiDee posted:It's like the deer thing, butterflies lay so many goddang eggs that the occasional wasp kidnapping should still leave plenty of caterpillars, but not so many that they strip mine your dill.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:50 |
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Who am I kidding I love dill
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:51 |
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YggiDee posted:, but not so many that they strip mine your dill. If they are threatening my sex toys then they need to die.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:52 |
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Splicer posted:Who am I kidding I love dill UK Dill Music
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:53 |
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looks like we got a good old fashioned dill-off
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:54 |
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what is that, a dill? nah, i think it's a tarragon
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:56 |
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Man I could go for some of my grandmother's dill bread right now but I can't find where she left the instructions for the dill dough.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:02 |
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There's a super rich waspy pseudo-gated community in my area and someone recently took a "DANGER: WASPS" sign and moved it onto their welcome sign. I got a healthy chuckle from that.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:04 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Man I could go for some of my grandmother's dill bread right now but I can't find where she left the instructions for the dill dough. Whatever the recipe says, double it.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:14 |
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that person's unbridled joy in that moment sustains me
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:27 |
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rdwc1dwZY01r0uzl6.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rhhfbfqjo91qigfjt.mp4
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:16 |
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Someone rang?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:54 |
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ekuNNN posted:bless you, Trabant I learned it by watching you
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:55 |
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burexas.irom posted:A long time ago some goon posted this helpful bookmarklet that removes no-content posts (image or links) from a page, it's very useful if you're reading the forums in a browser and don't enjoy goon food opinions and such. Just make a bookmark and paste the code in the URL field, then click the bookmarklet while viewing a page. I think that it doesn't need anything else to work, but I'm not a computer toucher, so maybe schadenfreude on you. Link is busted now for whatever reason? For anyone who wants this, you should be able to add "java" followed by "script" (all one word) and a colon (:) to the start of this: (function(){ $('table.post').filter(function() { return $(this).find('.postbody > div.tweet, .postbody > img:not([src*="somethingawful.com"]), .postbody > a:not([href*="somethingawful.com"]), .postbody > .timg_container > img:not([src*="somethingawful.com"]), .postbody > iframe').length === 0 }).hide() })() Make a new bookmark with that as the URL and enjoy being able to ignore any posts without content/links when things get terrible.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:30 |
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Texas is going to use that as a case for life beginning at conception, so schad is on us all
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:53 |
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https://twitter.com/fallinglikeshit/status/1564933769064169472
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:55 |
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love how his pants are already falling down when this starts
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rhh0ynnSYj1qejbir.mp4
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:16 |
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XIII posted:Texas is going to use that as a case for life beginning at conception, so schad is on us all Its the other way around I believe. She decided to use the recent Texas abortion law changes to argue she was correctly using the carpool lane.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:17 |
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XIII posted:Texas is going to use that as a case for life beginning at conception, so schad is on us all Well they basically already said it was so she should not have gotten the ticket in the first place. e:fb
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:18 |
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Hallelujah
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:20 |
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i 100% would be the dude losing his poo poo in the background refusing to help the dude on the ground. before i stopped drinking i 100% also would have been the dude who's being laughed at
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:21 |
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a podcast for cats posted:C-SPAM exists tho and will not go anywhere. Especially not outside.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:37 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Especially not outside. heh
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:37 |
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Mega Comrade posted:Its the other way around I believe. She decided to use the recent Texas abortion law changes to argue she was correctly using the carpool lane. Them accepting her "well, if it's a person, then I can use the HOV lane" argument is just furthering their own point that a fetus has it's own set of rights/protections. I don't see this as a win
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:39 |
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XIII posted:Them accepting her "well, if it's a person, then I can use the HOV lane" argument is just furthering their own point that a fetus has it's own set of rights/protections. I don't see this as a win They're pointing out how loving stupid it is that a pregnant person can count as 2 people to use public services. Yeah, the chuds will use it as "SEE????" But in reality, any non-moron would think that the entire situation is ridiculous.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 00:06 |
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XIII posted:Them accepting her "well, if it's a person, then I can use the HOV lane" argument is just furthering their own point that a fetus has it's own set of rights/protections. I don't see this as a win its good to put pressure on government to really think through the implications of their actions. next step is allowing pregnant women to claim fetuses as dependents on their taxes and write off all prenatal care stuff
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 00:11 |
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Yeah and start collecting child support before it's born because it's a human and the mother is taking care of it. It's going to open a lot of funny stuff (I hope).
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 00:22 |
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The ticket might have been dropped, but now the cops are probably laying in wait to charge her with child endangerment for not having her unborn child in a car seat as punishment for making them look bad.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:45 |
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i didn't post the wasp vid to start a derail, i thought, like the other two pieces of media i posted at around the same time, it would be uncontroversial because wasps loving suck and they appeared to be of the murder hornet variety which given the chance would decspitate or bisect you. here's some BBC content, nice to see the bees organize and get a W. this isnt really schadenfruede but it demonstrates how those wasps are assholes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_8B4bcrSs8 massacre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNroEwFxh6I Bee win CW insect death. dont watch if you are squimish please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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