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First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Dishin' Accomplished

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Jet fuel can't melt steel beans.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


I... I said some fresh chard would liven up the beans.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Aldi has Wiesn theming again. This time with some very sad Eisbein.
The package says 60% meat, but the glass looks very questionable. And all the aspik was gathered at the bottom. Had to turn the glass around to get good lighting.

Mostly I was annoyed that they discontiniued the canned liver soup. That one was delicious.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Why did you buy a guild navigator from aldi?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
porkmurk

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
swineblooms

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Have a sip.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Scarodactyl posted:

Have a sick

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Very tangentially, does anyone know what happened to FizzyMercury?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Scarodactyl posted:

Very tangentially, does anyone know what happened to FizzyMercury?
They're still around and posting.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol with the high-profile permabans recently it's starting to feel like cowslip's warren around here

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
science has gone too far

https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1568379343549698052?s=20&t=uA9LiIVKLBVydqoBUtpwng

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkquwdYY2wU

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



cornthulu?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

this looks like an ai was fed the phrase "corncob knot with ranch dressing"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

FFT posted:

They're still around and posting.

last post nov 2021
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=178556

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Oh. Saw the 9 and went "that's this month" without looking closely I guess

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

They cut a cob in quaters and put spices and sauce on it :shrug:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It does look like a Lovecraftian monstrosity, but I'll bet it tastes good as hell.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I know of a kid who could probably make a good and airtight case for it.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



DontMockMySmock posted:

this looks like an ai was fed the phrase "corncob knot with ranch dressing"

No, that's almost certainly a real photo. Corn ribs are just corn kernels cut off the cob with a small bit of cob still attached.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

corn on the bone

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Me sowing posts about loose corn: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping corn ribs: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Shooting Blanks posted:

No, that's almost certainly a real photo. Corn ribs are just corn kernels cut off the cob with a small bit of cob still attached.

Such a simple preparation to turn something familiar into something hideous looking

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

it's definitely a real photo. i follow her on Twitter and she's been posting a bunch of good rear end looking food she's been eating on a trip in vermont

i bet they're good honestly. just can't be too much sugar in the rub/sauce or it'd be too sweet with the corn

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll eat all the corn you put in front of me but that looks like like a pile of octopus tentacles that have been malevolently remixed by some horrible deity. i'm american, i am like 85 percent corn.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
cthulhu is a rhode islander eat the tentacle corn

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's a hosed up version of elotes that'd still also be delicious, I'd be offended by the price then eat the hell out of it.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

I'm disappointed this wasn't a link to Jenna Marbles' video Corn on the Cob but instead of the Corn bone it's a Hot Dog

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


empty sea posted:

I'm disappointed this wasn't a link to Jenna Marbles' video Corn on the Cob but instead of the Corn bone it's a Hot Dog
And then you didn't even link it yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VosRKPBGE8

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Tiggum posted:

And then you didn't even link it yourself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VosRKPBGE8

Thank you for this. Never seen it and that was a good pick me up for the morning

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Man, I sure could go for some steak tonight" *finger curls on monkey's paw*

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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More like misteak

Haha

Right?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
come on in

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
talk about a twix fest if you know what I mean.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I like how only the leftmost cone seems into your presence, the other two are shocked and apprehensive.

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