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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

My Spirit Otter posted:

Not as much as some rear end in a top hat treating a speedbumb as a stopbump

mmm... prove it?

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Where did you get video of me trying to break up a fight between 2 squamates in front of our barracks after a night of heavy drinking?

Baronjutter posted:

My demented grandma was a real subtle trouble maker at her care home. She'd always be nice to people's face, but then when their back was turned she'd do little things like move their walker out of reach or hide their cane or little things like that. The other residents never noticed but the staff saw it all.

Was her name Barry?

(its queued up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LD1XKnSwP0&t=95s

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Mozi posted:

mmm... prove it?

mmmm.. you prove its not

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


what the poo poo, that was 30 pages ago

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

My Spirit Otter posted:

mmmm.. you prove its not

No, you’re the one making exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims while stuck behind people driving at an appropriate speed, frustrated you can’t go 50 in a 30 without hitting the brakes for those annoying speed bumps. So please go ahead.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

There is a never-ending stream of posters that just can’t not

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ri79jsRXba1qigfjt.mp4

https://twitter.com/ClubPhotos_/status/1570143386228723713?s=20&t=rnbvtK517QjMUkVUpoKNYQ

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYp_3On1hWU


was trying to find that video where a dude's gf shoved a banana down his throat. i think it was even posted here.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Mozi posted:

No, you’re the one making exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims while stuck behind people driving at an appropriate speed, frustrated you can’t go 50 in a 30 without hitting the brakes for those annoying speed bumps. So please go ahead.

No, im complaining about people slowing down to almost a stop, then slowly driving over the speed bump. IDIOT, you absolute MORON.

Hit or miss Clitoris
Apr 19, 2003
I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

blight rhino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYp_3On1hWU

was trying to find that video where a dude's gf shoved a banana down his throat. i think it was even posted here.

Haha I wonder what that would look like haha anyone have the video just for laughs haha

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

Haha I wonder what that would look like haha anyone have the video just for laughs haha

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Outrail posted:

Yeah but now they have to buy another helmet. Could have saved a lot of money by leaving it at home *taps mangled skull*

[Various squishing and crunching noises]

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.


Is that 1/16th inch thick sheetrock?

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Darth Brooks posted:

Is that 1/16th inch thick sheetrock?

No, its reinforced concrete and her kryptonian cells are supercharged by the light from earths yellow sun.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

SiKboy posted:

No, its reinforced concrete and her kryptonian cells are supercharged by the light from earths yellow sun.

1/16th" drywall doesnt exist, its a joke, man

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
I think that was a joke as well! Wait, was this a triple joke? Oh no..
AM I THE JOKE?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

old bean factory posted:

I think that was a joke as well! Wait, was this a triple joke? Oh no..
AM I THE JOKE?

idk man, seemed more mocking of the op to me. But im real angry today so

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I don’t think Rachel is getting enough credit here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Don't gently caress with Rachel. She will straight gently caress you up, kid.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

old bean factory posted:

I think that was a joke as well! Wait, was this a triple joke? Oh no..
AM I THE JOKE?

Sometimes you're the joke, sometimes the joke is on you

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SiKboy posted:

No, its reinforced concrete and her kryptonian cells are supercharged by the light from earths yellow sun.

Close, it's Behind the Scenes at She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Looks weird without the CGI.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Odoyle posted:

well for one...

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/311940751_Research_into_the_Impact_of_Speed_Bumps_on_Particulate_Matter_Air_Pollution

The rest follow logic that unnecessary braking negatively impacts fuel efficiency, thus causing excess particulate pollution via combustion and brake pad friction and causes undue stress (and damage) on suspension parts. Interestingly, speed humps reduce severity of vehicle impacts but increase the number of collisions.

Some neighborhoods around me have speed humps and they definitely do cause more collisions because people treat them like speed bumps.

Speed Humps are designed to accommodate speed limit travel, usually 20-25 so you have people driving through all day limited to that speed as going 30+ over them is really jarring and might damage your car. You learn your lesson immediately if you are speeding over a speed hump. However a large portion of people see a speed hump and slam on their brakes to slowly idle over each individual speed hump not understanding that they are graded specifically for the posted speed limit. It's a road obstacle so it must be a Speed Bump.

There are about a dozen between me and the exit to my neighborhood and it's a roll of the dice each day if someone is going to stop completely and idle over each one building up a line of 20 cars behind them causing accidents or angry people to pass on the wrong side of the road at the speed limit. I see that on a daily basis.

They definitely work because you can't go over the speed limit but the confusion actually just causes a stupid amount of chaos.

Rectal Death Adept fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Sep 15, 2022

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



limp_cheese posted:

Where did you get video of me trying to break up a fight between 2 squamates in front of our barracks after a night of heavy drinking?

Okay but why were the lizards drunk in the first place?

:dadjoke:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
killing house spider is bad, get a jar and then throw it inside another corner of the house where you arn't.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Humphreys posted:

Theres a lady across the hall from my grandma in her home that has dementia but consistently remembers me whenever I visit. She thinks shes on a cruise ship and I'm the captain. When I turn up to see grandma she scurries off back to her room ahead of me because she has to 'get ready for dinner at the captains table'. Also handy when staff can't control her and I mention she should go back to her stateroom as theres some big seas today and don't want her on the deck. It's kinda sweet and her family enjoy it.

Meanwhile my grandma fucken HATES her. Grandmas mentioned many times that if she wasn't invalid she would knock her down.

You need to buy a captain's uniform and hire a professional chef. :3:

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


PhazonLink posted:

killing house spider is bad, get a jar and then throw it inside another corner of the house where you arn't.

I just let my centipedes do it for me.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I miss having a house huntsman. Mine were always called Bruce. Sometimes Bruce would scare the poo poo out of you by hiding in the shower or something but s/he'd eat all the other spiders and poo poo and didn't give me any hassle. Good on ya Bruce.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
My dog eats anything the huntsmen don't. Problem solved!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I got rid of my huntsman. Killed my boar and even took some of its organs? Said they were doing some girl a solid and it was better than the alternative, but I couldn't trust them after that.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Literally A Person posted:

Don't gently caress with Rachel. She will straight gently caress you up, kid.

Thought I was still in the Let's Read Animorphs thread for a moment, there

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Anyone who has ever had a roommate named Kyle or Hunter knows that drywall is easily breakable

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

PhazonLink posted:

killing house spider is bad, get a jar and then throw it inside another corner of the house where you arn't.
I have a peace treaty with the spiders, the only rule is "please stay in the basement." However this past week a spider had built a web in the kitchen and when I looked closely I saw it was a black widow :catstare: Sorry ma'am, you cannot stay here. Did manage to get her scooped into a glass and threw her outside. Even as a friend to spiders, I draw the line there. Still didn't kill her though.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I let the spiders do whatever they want, they don't hassle me or bite me(so I notice, anyway), eat everything else. Once in a while I clean up their disused webs, but otherwise I mostly just marvel at how big some of them get. The bigger the spider, the bigger the pests they can eat.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Anyone who has ever had a roommate named Kyle or Hunter knows that drywall is easily breakable

studs, however, are not...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Bluemillion posted:

You need to buy a captain's uniform and hire a professional chef. :3:

I actually plan on doing the costume in a month or so. My parents are going to be in town and don't know about this little game, so they gonna be quite confused when I turn up in costume.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

ArmZ posted:

studs, however, are not...

A former friend of mine broke like three bones in his hand at his first job in highschool, when he got mad at his manager and punched a tile wall as hard as he could.

Even back then when we were dumbasses obsessed with manliness, I quietly thought to myself "this guy isn't tough he's just really stupid."

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I’m so loving tough I have no control over my emotions and break all the bones in my hand in infantile outbursts

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

King Carnivore posted:

I’m so loving tough I have no control over my emotions and break all the bones in my hand in infantile outbursts



e: Jesus Web 1.0 was low res. I guess everybody running around with 640x480 monitors helped.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

King Carnivore posted:

I’m so loving tough I have no control over my emotions and break all the bones in my hand in infantile outbursts

My first crush did it twice and wore his leather jacket slung over his shoulder over his wrist casts for half the school year. Was the sexiest look

Smh

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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

My Spirit Otter posted:

No, im complaining about people slowing down to almost a stop, then slowly driving over the speed bump. IDIOT, you absolute MORON.

I got stuck behind some guy that was having to drive incredibly slowly and diagonally over the speed bumps on campus because of their stupid "low car" mods

schad on both of us, him for his dumb car mods that mean it takes him 10x longer to go over a speed bump than a normal car and me who was stuck behind him and just wanted to get home

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