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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Armitag3 posted:

welcome back sagebrush

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Pendragon posted:

I fly in 4 days. how much trouble would I get in if I did that

No more trouble then you would get in for messing with any other large machine that has a do not touch sign on it in the secure zone of an airport, probably

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Armitag3 posted:

welcome back sagebrush

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Sagebrush posted:

No more trouble then you would get in for messing with any other large machine that has a do not touch sign on it in the secure zone of an airport, probably

this sounds like one of those things with a strong dependence on skin tone

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
cool its sagebrush

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


El Mero Mero posted:

How have these TikTok stars not landed on the alternative explanation that people are just fatter and the planes are more tightly seated and that that's causing the crashes

Mr creosote in aisle 4 pops a last mint and the plane just drops out of the sky

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Armitag3 posted:

welcome back sagebrush

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Zlodo posted:

you can summon him by making a bunch of technically wrong posts

well i was almost right, it turns out the wrong posts had to be about airplanes

welcome back sagebrush

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1570740370253971458?t=vWfLMsHz641AuueeiXNilQ&s=19

"Well actually...."

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

mebi the shirt makers should use the right unit of measure

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



https://twitter.com/leastfavorite_/status/1570475633557348355?t=UfjTSFTCErS33ylPUSazuw&s=15

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

mebi the shirt makers should use the right unit of measure

I will NEVER say mebibyte

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
😏

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sagebrush posted:




that little wheel rolls against the side of the plane. when the plane sinks down, the wheel turns, and that drives a sensor that commands the jetway to go up and down and maintain level with the door. if you disobey the warning and touch it, you too can drive the jetway up and down as you like!

me furiously spinning the wheel like im trying to raise a platform in half life

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

m-m-mega

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

*whispers in ur ear* mega

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



https://twitter.com/iancoldwater/status/1570833981373059072?s=46&t=2BbKsJ_F0CfyRMQKYjH_fA

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.



mega

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

mega beach



graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTrotdBZ0E

🎶 mega mega up loooooooad

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
utubs cant be spoilered i guess sorry

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

cool its sagebrush

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
thanks for keeping up on my thread s-b

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/alexandraerin/status/1570772929482469378?s=46&t=IE3fyWyLWzICDtvQe8VY2A

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Kenny Logins posted:

thanks for keeping up on my thread s-b

keep out of my thread sageBUTT

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

you know i love you but man i hate these tweets ever since the bazingas started flooding musky's replies with them

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that’s the first time I’ve seen that joke and it was pretty funny

why are you reading replies to musk

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/in_otter_news2/status/1568505836103778304?s=46&t=UQ7i6Cnu8L-bHozoOU2t0w

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

well, I love him.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


haveblue posted:

why are you reading replies to musk

:owned:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jonny 290 posted:

you know i love you but man i hate these tweets ever since the bazingas started flooding musky's replies with them
sorry my first time seeing it too. i accept your feedback and respect your position

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no kenny stand strong

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

rotor posted:

I will NEVER say mebibyte
When I was pandemic-adjuncting, enough students of mine genuinely didn't know about 1000 vs 1024 that I made them read about the western digital lawsuit and had to phrase assignment questions like this

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Dijkstracula posted:

When I was pandemic-adjuncting, enough students of mine genuinely didn't know about 1000 vs 1024 that I made them read about the western digital lawsuit and had to phrase assignment questions like this



are you teaching clown college? why are you asking them linux trivia?

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

yeah the course was "unix scripting and tools", it was basically "re-do all your first year assignments but in Perl rather than Python" before I got my hands on it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/Iinux/status/1570564762865651713

:ohdear:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

When I was pandemic-adjuncting, enough students of mine genuinely didn't know about 1000 vs 1024 that I made them read about the western digital lawsuit and had to phrase assignment questions like this



man i love that trolls movie

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Dijkstracula posted:

yeah the course was "unix scripting and tools", it was basically "re-do all your first year assignments but in Perl rather than Python" before I got my hands on it

ew. neither of those is good

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Shaggar posted:

ew. neither of those is good


Dijkstracula, can you tell us what kind of marks Shagger would likely have received in your class?

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