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Such Fun posted:I like the bit where the boiled nyquil/ raw chicken juice mixture gets poured back into the bottle for the next food poisoning while nearly unconscious-trip. I'm guessing it's not really a thing anyone does, like the tidepod scare. Or a bazillion other things the media freaks out about teenagers doing.
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Powered Descent posted:If some improbable plague caused dogs and cats to go extinct, I wonder what animal(s) would be next in line to get fully domesticated and engineered into replacement house pets. Raccoons? Pot-bellied pigs? Foxes? That's how you get Planet of the Apes! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquest_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes
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Such Fun posted:I like the bit where the boiled nyquil/ raw chicken juice mixture gets poured back into the bottle for the next food poisoning while nearly unconscious-trip. My research tells me it's this. I'm only finding one video of someone cooking chicken with Nyquil, and hella people reacting to it, so I'm thinking this is just the FDA trying to get ahead of a bunch of copycats. Also this video has apparently been around since January 2022, so no idea why there's a resurgence of attention on it.
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Skwirl posted:Multiple presidents had raccoons for pets while in the White House. Calvin Coolidge had one that was given to him by a supporter who suggested he eat it for Thanksgiving. It's super weird to me that raccoons were once, simultaneously a not uncommon pet, and a normal thing to eat. Although I've eaten rabbit, so maybe not so weird. Raccoons are very active and can be tremendously destructive. I kinda doubt they were ever a not uncommon pet. You need some kind of outdoor enclosure or they will ruin everything you own. I mean, I guess you can get a raccoon to behave, in the same way you can get a bear to dance.
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smellmycheese posted:A sighting of the fabled “everyone clapped” out in the wild One kid crossed his arms and said "Lizkanda Forever".
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Dr. Stab posted:Tiktok telling kids to make napalm is real though. Also all the adults electrocuting themselves to death because youtube told them to. rest in piss, taserballs
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Foxes are said to be awful pets who will pee on everything and burrow into the stuffing of your now fox pee soaked couch
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Byzantine posted:rest in piss, taserballs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzosDKcXQ0I&t=441s
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smellmycheese posted:A sighting of the fabled “everyone clapped” out in the wild This actually sounds like something the British might do though
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Anticheese posted:Foxes are said to be awful pets who will pee on everything and burrow into the stuffing of your now fox pee soaked couch And they have incredibly foul-smelling urine, so even if you could breed some kind of toilet trainability into them in the process of domestication you still end up with a backyard you can't stand to be in.
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christmas boots posted:This actually sounds like something the British might do though No loving chance. Everyone would die of embarrassment. And encouraging someone to jump a queue? How dare.
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Anticheese posted:Foxes are said to be awful pets who will pee on everything and burrow into the stuffing of your now fox pee soaked couch There have been true domestication experiments (opposed to rescued foxes who grow up into pseudo-pets at wildlife shelters) with foxes. They were relatively successful, but foxes' ears get floppy over the domesticated generations.
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When your project manager asks why your code is so poo poo, knock their monitor off their desk and holler that they're a beta.
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make your own coffee if you're so precious about your name, you complete pustule (he said, confident in his victory over the jpeg)
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And you can just give them any goddamn name at all. Who cares. Ugh
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smellmycheese posted:A sighting of the fabled “everyone clapped” out in the wild One of my favourite things about this thread is just how often it affords me the opportunity to say “oh, gently caress off” to my phone
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Anticheese posted:Foxes are said to be awful pets who will pee on everything and burrow into the stuffing of your now fox pee soaked couch So it's like a goon meet?
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I put a lot of thought into cartoon/video game bat titties 
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Not how GDPR works for gently caress's sake.
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Coolness Averted posted:I put a lot of thought into cartoon/video game bat titties Forgot James Marsden is in the Sonic movies, and thought this was some Red Dead x Sonic fanfiction.
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Cuckbert? Cuthberk?
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Coolness Averted posted:I put a lot of thought into cartoon/video game bat titties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gDiXNjhEc but aimed at James Marsden instead.
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HopperUK posted:And you can just give them any goddamn name at all. Who cares. Ugh Seriously. People with unusual names (me) just come up with a nickname for getting a table at restaurants and stuff. It doesn't matter.
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McCracAttack posted:Seriously. People with unusual names (me) just come up with a nickname for getting a table at restaurants and stuff. It doesn't matter. I just tell them to use the name of the person in front of me. This solves having to come up with a fake name and also means you can get your coffee 1 order faster if you're not too picky about your order being correct.
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christmas boots posted:I always knew God was being a beta cuck when He said "Let there be light" And there was light! And it was an off-by-one error.
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They don't give a poo poo about your name, tell them anything, I have a friend who just says Mary because her real name is foreign and confusing to baristas, especially when they're busy.
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God: let there be light This guy: loving bet— christmas boots posted:I always knew God was being a beta cuck when He said "Let there be light" God DAMMIT
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Antigravitas posted:Not how GDPR works for gently caress's sake.
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A few pages back, but adding to the "cute looking but dangerous" Australian animal chat. A wombat once chased my little brother around a petting zoo in Tasmania for what seemed like maybe half an hour, but was probably only 5 minutes. The adults were laughing too hard to stop it, and I, his older brother, just noped out of the enclosure and left him to deal with it himself. For I am a coward, you see. And was only 7 years old at the time.
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Read After Burning posted:My research tells me it's this. I'm only finding one video of someone cooking chicken with Nyquil, and hella people reacting to it, so I'm thinking this is just the FDA trying to get ahead of a bunch of copycats. There's a CSI episode where teenagers were raiding their parents medicine cabinets and having pill parties, popping whatever willy nilly, and one of the kids died from mixing the wrong ones. Like they wouldn't already know which ones are boner pills and benzos, and which ones are their stepdad's blood thinner
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Anticheese posted:Foxes are said to be awful pets who will pee on everything and burrow into the stuffing of your now fox pee soaked couch so a cornered fox's piss is worse than a jackles? Also a few more cents on other posts: 1) I'm like 98% sure tide pods and all these other teens and their drugs poo poo is all fake news for dumb adults /parents . 2) i still never been in a starbucks that actually cared about the size naming scheme. also plenty of other fastfood places do names or order numbers, order items.
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PhazonLink posted:so a cornered fox's piss is worse than a jackles? Yeah, foxes *stink*. Like - you can tell if a fox has been around. They're still super adorable though.
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