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LOL, just kidding. gently caress that guy.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:37 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:11 |
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Nothing of value was lost.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:38 |
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Yeah rip
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:38 |
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Some tech writer will have published an article today about how much they miss Steve Jobs, a man they never met.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:43 |
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goatface posted:Some tech writer will have published an article today about how much they miss Steve Jobs, a man they never met. Yeah, I saw some headline in my news feed that gave me the idea for this thread, and it probably was some lickspittle fawning over Jobs. His death by "alternative medicine" was pretty satisfying, at least.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:45 |
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Every time someone brings up Steve Jobs I immediately think of the hipster greaser who was sitting on his rear end and crying outside of an Apple store. To me that will forever be the kind of person who actually liked him.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:47 |
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He should have done a better JOB at staying alive imo
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:47 |
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this will never not be funny
Deathslinger fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Oct 5, 2022 |
# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:49 |
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Squeezing some juice up my rear end or w/e in remmberance
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:53 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:57 |
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Everything I’ve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:58 |
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Vegetable posted:Everything I’ve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo Constantly shat his pants due to the all-fruit diet
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:14 |
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Vegetable posted:Everything I’ve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo There was a period of his life, around when he cheated Wozniak out of a good chunk of his rightly earned paycheck for the first time with the Breakout board for Atari, when he ate only fruit and believed it made it so he didn't need to bathe. I wonder how long he held onto that belief.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:16 |
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he tried to treat cancer with apple juice and died lmfao
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:17 |
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Vegetable posted:Everything I’ve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo this is not the richard stallman thread
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:18 |
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Peggy Edson posted:he tried to treat cancer with apple juice and died lmfao lol all time classic
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:19 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:21 |
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More like Steve Unemployed.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:23 |
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his name at birth was stephanicus workforce
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:25 |
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Stefan Labour
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:26 |
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Wonder if this guy has kids and they use this photo to mock him.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:26 |
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Bad Purchase posted:his name at birth was stephanicus workforce it was actually Abdul Lateef Jandali
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:27 |
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its all nice on rice posted:Wonder if this guy has kids and they use this photo to mock him. There's no way this guy has kids, he hasn't been able to get it up since Jobs died.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:41 |
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I’m wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick let’s kill him and find out.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:49 |
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REMEMBERING ELON MUSK
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:51 |
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jailbreaking my iphone in memory of steven jobs
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:54 |
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Torquemada posted:I’m wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick let’s kill him and find out. I dunno, a lot of people love the car It'd make a fine funeral pyre though
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:59 |
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Torquemada posted:I’m wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick let’s kill him and find out. I'm gonna go to the nearest tesla dealership and cry over a model 3
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:00 |
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who
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:05 |
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Steve JOBS JOBS JOBS
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:07 |
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back then they didn't want me now i'm dead they all up on me
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:08 |
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Fur20 posted:who all my fives for you goon sire!
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:08 |
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There would be more of them and they would be even worse.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:09 |
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Torquemada posted:I’m wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick let’s kill him and find out. Probably not because Musk and the rest of the nouveau riche are planning to kill everyone else first.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:12 |
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Farrrrrttttt - the sound of Steve Jobs, farting out his coffee enema because that was better than actual, scientific treatment for his butt cancer
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:13 |
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I really think this generation of billionaires expects to live forever and they will all be heart broken when the reaper comes for them at 115 ( Or sooner if i can become president on my crucifixion revolution platform.)
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:15 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:LOL, just kidding. gently caress that guy. kntfkr posted:I really think this generation of billionaires expects to live forever and they will all be heart broken when the reaper comes for them at 115 ( Or sooner if i can become president on my crucifixion revolution platform.) Reminder that he basically killed himself by seeking 'natural cures' to his cancer, which failed, and then did a last ditch attempt to get chemo. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/...0consultations.
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:26 |
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He wasn’t crying because Steve Jobs died he was crying because Steve Jobs wont be able to design him anymore iPhones
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:27 |
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right in my veins, yes we need a "where are they now" update to this guy
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:28 |
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I work in tech and almost everyone middle management or higher has the Jobs biography somewhere in their office. loving brain worms I tell ya
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# ? Oct 5, 2022 21:33 |