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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



LOL, just kidding. gently caress that guy.

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
Nothing of value was lost.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
Yeah rip

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Some tech writer will have published an article today about how much they miss Steve Jobs, a man they never met.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



goatface posted:

Some tech writer will have published an article today about how much they miss Steve Jobs, a man they never met.

Yeah, I saw some headline in my news feed that gave me the idea for this thread, and it probably was some lickspittle fawning over Jobs. His death by "alternative medicine" was pretty satisfying, at least.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Every time someone brings up Steve Jobs I immediately think of the hipster greaser who was sitting on his rear end and crying outside of an Apple store. To me that will forever be the kind of person who actually liked him.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


He should have done a better JOB at staying alive imo

Drinkslinger
Jul 12, 2022

this will never not be funny

Drinkslinger fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Oct 5, 2022

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Squeezing some juice up my rear end or w/e in remmberance

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Everything Iíve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


Vegetable posted:

Everything Iíve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo

Constantly shat his pants due to the all-fruit diet

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Vegetable posted:

Everything I’ve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo

There was a period of his life, around when he cheated Wozniak out of a good chunk of his rightly earned paycheck for the first time with the Breakout board for Atari, when he ate only fruit and believed it made it so he didn't need to bathe. I wonder how long he held onto that belief.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

he tried to treat cancer with apple juice and died lmfao

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

Vegetable posted:

Everything Iíve read convinces me that he must have smelled like poo poo

this is not the richard stallman thread

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

he tried to treat cancer with apple juice and died lmfao

lol all time classic

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Havin' a roni
More like Steve Unemployed.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




his name at birth was stephanicus workforce

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Stefan Labour

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Wonder if this guy has kids and they use this photo to mock him.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

his name at birth was stephanicus workforce

it was actually Abdul Lateef Jandali

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

its all nice on rice posted:

Wonder if this guy has kids and they use this photo to mock him.

There's no way this guy has kids, he hasn't been able to get it up since Jobs died.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Iím wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick letís kill him and find out.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
REMEMBERING ELON MUSK

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006

jailbreaking my iphone in memory of steven jobs

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Torquemada posted:

I’m wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick let’s kill him and find out.

I dunno, a lot of people love the car

It'd make a fine funeral pyre though

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice

Torquemada posted:

Iím wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick letís kill him and find out.

I'm gonna go to the nearest tesla dealership and cry over a model 3

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
who

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Please ensure incidental bones are logged under the appropriate cost code.
Steve JOBS JOBS JOBS

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
back then they didn't want me
now i'm dead they all up on me

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


:xd: :xd: :xd: all my fives for you goon sire!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There would be more of them and they would be even worse.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Torquemada posted:

Iím wondering if Musky would have the same amount of people sad he died, quick letís kill him and find out.

Probably not because Musk and the rest of the nouveau riche are planning to kill everyone else first.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Farrrrrttttt - the sound of Steve Jobs, farting out his coffee enema because that was better than actual, scientific treatment for his butt cancer

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I really think this generation of billionaires expects to live forever and they will all be heart broken when the reaper comes for them at 115 ( Or sooner if i can become president on my crucifixion revolution platform.)

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CaptainSarcastic posted:

LOL, just kidding. gently caress that guy.

:hai:

kntfkr posted:

I really think this generation of billionaires expects to live forever and they will all be heart broken when the reaper comes for them at 115 ( Or sooner if i can become president on my crucifixion revolution platform.)

Reminder that he basically killed himself by seeking 'natural cures' to his cancer, which failed, and then did a last ditch attempt to get chemo.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/...0consultations.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015


He wasnít crying because Steve Jobs died he was crying because Steve Jobs wont be able to design him anymore iPhones

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


right in my veins, yes

we need a "where are they now" update to this guy

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HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I work in tech and almost everyone middle management or higher has the Jobs biography somewhere in their office. loving brain worms I tell ya

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