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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

I got a 3 handset home phone system that can connect to two cell phones via bluetooth so you can leave your phone on the counter and just use a home phone if someone calls you. It works great, I used it to help break my phone addiction. I don't use it anymore though.

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

The Sausages posted:

One of the things I like about GOG is you can bypass galaxy and just install a game or two and play it until it's done with rather than be confronted with Yet Another List To Scroll Through that does something to my burnt out and possibly undiagnosed ADD brain which leaves me spending more time trying to choose and then just moving on to something else rather than just watching/reading/playing.

I found this while trying to see if mp3 players built into the cassette were actually a thing like I vaguely remember, it's pretty nifty even if it's obsolete at release.

Mixxtape Is A MP3 Player Masquerading As The Good’ol Cassette Tape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DVQDnc7oBA

I just wish someone would make an actual new good tape player like they do new turntables. I havw a hankering to collect physical music but vinyls are so loving expensive & shipping overseas is a nightmare

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Isn't that pretty much the same trick how you'd connected your car's Good Old Tape Deck in the times before blutooth?
At least that's how I've done it with my old '95 Fiat.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I hope they discharged it first

That explains her hair.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Kazy posted:

I got one of those from ThinkGeek.

I miss ThinkGeek. :(

I think mine was from ThinkGeek. drat, I spent a lot of money on that site.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

ThinkGeek was one of those things that was like... Kinda lame and passe when we had it, but now that we don't and everything's just some rear end in a top hat selling aliexpress bullshit on Amazon, I miss it.

I think I still have an Evil-o-tron around here somewhere....

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

goblin week posted:

I just wish someone would make an actual new good tape player like they do new turntables. I havw a hankering to collect physical music but vinyls are so loving expensive & shipping overseas is a nightmare

Collect CDs. It's easy and they sound good.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Has that charming old videotex look to it.

https://twitter.com/80snewsscreens/status/1582542407932858369?s=20&t=ZJRqhCkINjfjpnjp3P84sw

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Oct 19, 2022

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster



http://teletext.mb21.co.uk/gallery/

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I highly recommend playing around with teletext editors, it's a fun look into the past.

https://edit.tf/ is pretty good.

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
Press [REVEAL] to see the real Turner the Worm being sick!

:sigh:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





This thread is for obsolete or failed technology! Teletext still rules!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Neito posted:

ThinkGeek was one of those things that was like... Kinda lame and passe when we had it, but now that we don't and everything's just some rear end in a top hat selling aliexpress bullshit on Amazon, I miss it.

I think I still have an Evil-o-tron around here somewhere....

Yeah Technmoan taught me that no good tape players are being made anywhere in the whole world right now, something about the mechanism or whatever. I don't understand it, I can't remember the specifics, but my gentle heart breaks every time I think about it. Thanks Technmoan!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Somehow Youtube has unsubbed me from some of my beloved channels and missed some of Sams Organ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUFwaFRHB_0

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Yeah Technmoan taught me that no good tape players are being made anywhere in the whole world right now, something about the mechanism or whatever. I don't understand it, I can't remember the specifics, but my gentle heart breaks every time I think about it. Thanks Technmoan!

He praised one particular unit (Sony CFD-S401) you can still buy on amazon.jp in this video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mYoi3uJEi0

I actually bought one after watching this video and it's been great. (sucks that it has no auto reverse though)

FIX SIGNS has a new favorite as of 12:50 on Oct 22, 2022

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Missile Command was such a great loving game.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

And now I'm back to being 7 and watching bad educational TV on KLCS.

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Went down to the local thrift store, which had plenty to offer for friends of old tech. Could I interest you in:

An over-the-shoulder video camera?


A Beovision MX 3500 CRT?


Or perhaps you'd prefer a portable TV?


Or a microfiche reader, small tv or a betamax player?


Or maybe a combination tape deck and turntable?


How about a PowerMac 6800/66 with some kind of drawing digitizer on top?


Or a pile of extremely early-noughts keyboards? They have D-pads!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

i have that exact beovision in that color, although i use an mx6000 for actual gaming and keep the other one in the shed, haven't decided what to do with it yet. i wish my local store had that much old tech, it's usually just grandma clothes and board games

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The Goodwill's in LA all shop out the prime tech stuff to the OC and I'm always disappointed by what the locals carry.

I mean, sure, a suitcase 16mm projector is fun but it's no 87 IBM

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Beovisions are absolutely amazing for retrogaming. I have an MX7000, together with a whole bunch of old B&O stuff.

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I would love having that microfiche reader, but can you readily find old microfiches, nowadays?

Having a bunch of old newspaper fiches would own.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


lobsterminator posted:

This thread is for obsolete or failed technology! Teletext still rules!

There's an international teletext art gallery currently up on Finnish YLE to celebrate 41 years of teksti-tv, take a look! https://yle.fi/aihe/tekstitv?P=830

For the uninitiated, choose the number of the artwork you want from the menu, then the button "alasivu" ("subpage") takes you one subpage forward to the artwork.

edit: Also where in Finland is that thrift shop? I gotta head there the next time I'm in the country.

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
gently caress yeah Text-TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqWoAH5nYU (gibberish language)

I miss OmaTori in Vaasa, it was like a junk yard with a roof.





His Divine Shadow has a new favorite as of 19:45 on Oct 22, 2022

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I'd probably jump on that Philips turntable/tape/radio combo tbh.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this really does look like an AI image to me. can't quite make out what anything is but it's oddly familiar.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:tipshat:

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1583954098055151616?s=20&t=HadSIHLbb53B_6SzJLEINg

EDIT:

:quagmire:

https://twitter.com/Siliconinsid/status/1583897725976088576?s=20&t=HadSIHLbb53B_6SzJLEINg

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 00:16 on Oct 23, 2022

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

People used to make fun of my typing hat. They still do, but,

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





What would be on 1909 GameFAQs? I don't think even Choose Your Own Adventure books and the like existed right?

Snake Maze
Jul 13, 2016

3.85 Billion years ago
  • Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus

Serperoth posted:

What would be on 1909 GameFAQs? I don't think even Choose Your Own Adventure books and the like existed right?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/board-card/337348-chess

quote:

Genre: Miscellaneous » Board / Card Game
First Released: 1475

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Serperoth posted:

What would be on 1909 GameFAQs? I don't think even Choose Your Own Adventure books and the like existed right?

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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

No cheats - Be the first to submit one!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Okay, here's one. Only exists in the pre-FIDE unpatched 1800s tournament versions.

Illegal move handling had an exploit. Specifically, on your turn, you could claim your opponent had made an illegal move on the immediately previous move. At that point, the arbiter would check, and if it was illegal, he'd give you your time back and penalize the opponent by a couple minutes. But if you made a move in response to the illegal move, it stood.

So far, so good - keeps the game moving, and means you can punish your opponent screwing up a move if it gives an advantage.

The problem was the 'on your turn' bit. That meant that, by the strict rules, you could get away with an illegal move as long as you cheated your way into checkmate.

Because then the game is over. And your opponent doesn't have a turn to claim the illegal move on.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Tunicate posted:

Okay, here's one. Only exists in the pre-FIDE unpatched 1800s tournament versions.

Illegal move handling had an exploit. Specifically, on your turn, you could claim your opponent had made an illegal move on the immediately previous move. At that point, the arbiter would check, and if it was illegal, he'd give you your time back and penalize the opponent by a couple minutes. But if you made a move in response to the illegal move, it stood.

So far, so good - keeps the game moving, and means you can punish your opponent screwing up a move if it gives an advantage.

The problem was the 'on your turn' bit. That meant that, by the strict rules, you could get away with an illegal move as long as you cheated your way into checkmate.

Because then the game is over. And your opponent doesn't have a turn to claim the illegal move on.

Oh that's some MtG level rules lawyering. Excellent.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That's some Michael Schumacher poo poo.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Jasper Tin Neck posted:

Went down to the local thrift store, which had plenty to offer for friends of old tech. Could I interest you in:

An over-the-shoulder video camera?


A Beovision MX 3500 CRT?


Or perhaps you'd prefer a portable TV?


Or a microfiche reader, small tv or a betamax player?


Or maybe a combination tape deck and turntable?


How about a PowerMac 6800/66 with some kind of drawing digitizer on top?


Or a pile of extremely early-noughts keyboards? They have D-pads!


Primo stuff. Nearly all of the local thrift stores pick over the good stuff well before it hits shelves, so you end up with all the junk they couldn't toss on eBay or disappear into their own homes.

That said, I did find a GTX 570 HD. No clue what I'll do with it aside from gently caress around with it on a spare PC.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tunicate posted:

Okay, here's one. Only exists in the pre-FIDE unpatched 1800s tournament versions.

Illegal move handling had an exploit. Specifically, on your turn, you could claim your opponent had made an illegal move on the immediately previous move. At that point, the arbiter would check, and if it was illegal, he'd give you your time back and penalize the opponent by a couple minutes. But if you made a move in response to the illegal move, it stood.

So far, so good - keeps the game moving, and means you can punish your opponent screwing up a move if it gives an advantage.

The problem was the 'on your turn' bit. That meant that, by the strict rules, you could get away with an illegal move as long as you cheated your way into checkmate.

Because then the game is over. And your opponent doesn't have a turn to claim the illegal move on.

I was just trying to setup a Niemann joke but this is so much better.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Serperoth posted:

What would be on 1909 GameFAQs? I don't think even Choose Your Own Adventure books and the like existed right?

Kriegsspiel.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ooh yeah the Prussians had miniature games for planning out hypothetical wars to train their officers.

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Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

90s Solo Cup posted:

Primo stuff. Nearly all of the local thrift stores pick over the good stuff well before it hits shelves, so you end up with all the junk they couldn't toss on eBay or disappear into their own homes.

Assuming that this place is like the other flea markets I’ve been to here in :finland:, that isn’t really possible. Individuals rent a spot in the store and fill it with whatever crap they want. The store just sells it on their behalf. That’s why you see weird poo poo like piles of old keyboards still in boxes, or a collection of old power cables and computer magazines from 2003. Sometimes there’s some good stuff, but most of the time it’s just trash which someone’s convinced themselves is worth a few €.

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