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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Smythe posted:

Another really good drink is the biggest possible Mountain Dew from 7-11

only if you have to pick it up off a pallet and wipe the dust off

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Smythe posted:

Another really good drink is the biggest possible Mountain Dew from 7-11

i had a co-worker that used to bring one of these to work every single morning

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


AARD VARKMAN posted:

i had a co-worker that used to bring one of these to work every single morning

were they overweight

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ziv Zulander posted:

were they overweight

thin as a rail actually. his usual lunch was a single sandwich consisting of like 2 slices of turkey on white bread and no condiments. one time the sandwich was using both of the loaf of bread's undersized end pieces :psyduck:

when we went to restaurants he ordered normally and wasn't broke so i have no idea

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
however he did dip his nuggets in honey which was the first time i had ever seen someone do that. immediately after this a lot of people told me that was totally normal. well guess what. WRONG

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i had a co-worker that used to bring one of these to work every single morning

Nick Wiger?

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

AARD VARKMAN posted:

however he did dip his nuggets in honey which was the first time i had ever seen someone do that. immediately after this a lot of people told me that was totally normal. well guess what. WRONG

Nugs and honey is a stone cold classic.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Spicy honey is better but yes honey is a classic dip for nugs, pizza, and probably many other things

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i had a co-worker that used to bring one of these to work every single morning

so jealous

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
eating a tiny lunch and a "normal" dinner is a p good way to not get fat over time

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Ziv Zulander posted:

Spicy honey is better but yes honey is a classic dip for nugs, pizza, and probably many other things

You’re dipping pizza in honey? That might be a toe across the line :aaa:

eightysixed fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Oct 21, 2022

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

We got the ghost bucket. Hella lame.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
McDonald's has become dogshit tier with their LTOs not just in terms of availability but overall :effort: You'd think the biggest name in fast food would put a little more 'oomph' into it as opposed to operating a further and further stripped-down menu.

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Check out the Futanari Damacy meal, it's a chicken sandwich with fries... and a Sprite!! :wth: Come get this exotic offering while supplies last!

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Futanari Damacy posted:

McDonald's has become dogshit tier with their LTOs not just in terms of availability but overall :effort: You'd think the biggest name in fast food would put a little more 'oomph' into it as opposed to operating a further and further stripped-down menu.

You're not wrong, but McD's knows that they don't have to work hard, because everyone knows their name, and they're everywhere. Quality in general has gone down there for quite some time, so it does surprise me that they're not trying harder, because really at this point I'm surprised that they're still on top.

I can safely say that I have not been tempted to go out of my way for a McDonald's LTO, the way I have for Arby's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Taco Bell.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ChatPileBand/status/1583230639901315073?s=20&t=DOTmxhFZbvj6RH6ckwKZdQ

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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GENERATOR

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Thought I was in the "things that look nws but aren't" thread and went "oh yeah, Grimace does look like a buttplug."

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I miss tenders and salads and wraps.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

Kwatz
Aug 14, 2008

McRib is back! Got one last night and it was exactly the same as always, FANTASTIC.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Only thing I’ve ever thrown out partially uneaten. Glad to hear nothings changed

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WEH
Feb 22, 2009

had a quarter pounder w/ cheese today and folks, it was good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

WEH posted:

had a quarter pounder w/ cheese today and folks, it was good

its a godly burg

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
I'm going to say it: a middle bun is a stupid idea.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Kevin DuBrow posted:

I'm going to say it: a middle bun is a stupid idea.

They just need to do something more with it. Maybe put something on it, like garlic butter

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

another middle bun

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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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I really just want two Big Macs in a single burger, if I’m being honest with myself

:sax: :drum: :guitar:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

i say swears online posted:

another middle bun

this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

dougdrums posted:

I really just want two Big Macs in a single burger, if I’m being honest with myself

a 4x4 then?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
New LTO incoming! The Super Mac- just buy two Big Macs and stick them together, do whatever the hell you want with the extra buns I dunno!

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Can't think of a better way to say gently caress YOU to every human on earth waiting on a make-it-or-break-it life-or-death grain shipment

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Yeah I miss the big and little Macs

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Futanari Damacy posted:

New LTO incoming! The Super Mac- just buy two Big Macs and stick them together, do whatever the hell you want with the extra buns I dunno!

lolling remembering the "do it yourself" mcgangbang last year

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
little macs... did i dream this up or did McDonald's use to have tiny slider-like burgers. like in the 80s or early 90s.

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mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
You're probably thinking of BK Burger Buddies. Easy mistake to make :smug:

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
smol mac

:sax: :drum: :guitar:

n8r
Jul 3, 2003

I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar
Why is McDonald’s claiming the McRib is on a farewell tour?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

n8r posted:

Why is McDonald’s claiming the McRib is on a farewell tour?

they have pulled this one before several times. and yet still it returns like a porcine revenant to haunt our stomachs.

edit fun fact, the McRib was invented by the US army.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


uber_stoat posted:

little macs... did i dream this up or did McDonald's use to have tiny slider-like burgers. like in the 80s or early 90s.

I don't know about sliders but IIRC they did have a Big Mac that was just one burger patty.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Big McNugget: why eat 6-10 regular nuggets when you can eat one big nugget?

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

yeahhh, uhh, can i get a ten-piece mcchicken? yeah no buns, mayo or lettuce, just ten sweet and sour and ten hot mustard pease

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