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A Frosty Witch posted:Y'all don't wanna hire me. If I've learned one immutable truth, it's that every business I join inevitably turns into a circus and sinking ship at the same time, leading to hilarious antics to share online while the business goes bankrupt and I'm getting assured I'm doing a great job the entire time. Come work here. I'm working my way out the door, so if you sink us, it won't matter. We really have a solid DE&I program, which is something I really do think is great.
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Hughmoris posted:I am using one to connect my downstairs TV, works without issue. Using one in professional networking environment? Ehhhhhhhh.
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Hughmoris posted:I am using one to connect my downstairs TV, works without issue. Using one in professional networking environment? Ehhhhhhhh. Wait till you put a packet sniffer on it and start seeing things like your local electricity company's meters on the/your network. Network doesn't stop at your property line any more with those!
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My company just took on United Church of God as a client Fml, I refuse to support those people
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A Frosty Witch posted:Y'all don't wanna hire me. If I've learned one immutable truth, it's that every business I join inevitably turns into a circus and sinking ship at the same time, leading to hilarious antics to share online while the business goes bankrupt and I'm getting assured I'm doing a great job the entire time. Come work here, I need an in to the IT department cause getting newer stuff is like pulling teeth. I just got them to replace monitors that were 16 years old this week.
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Those in the other thread know, but after 20 years in the same org, I got laid off. So if you got remote work openings hit me up. gently caress.
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A Frosty Witch posted:Y'all don't wanna hire me. If I've learned one immutable truth, it's that every business I join inevitably turns into a circus and sinking ship at the same time, leading to hilarious antics to share online while the business goes bankrupt and I'm getting assured I'm doing a great job the entire time. i assure you that this is all businesses
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Weedle posted:our imaging guy, whom everyone suspects of having a second job because he's almost never in the office, is sure as poo poo in the office tonight to meet tomorrow's deadline for having completed the new image for our public pcs. i was wondering how that was going to go because i kept checking to see whether he had picked up the test machine i left on his desk and as of this morning he had not. currently it is 7:43 pm and he is thumping his keyboard and muttering "i hate this fuckin poo poo" update:
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Dandywalken posted:Got a ticket thats just the word "software" Ive always wanted to submit this kind of ticket, but I know some rear end in a top hat would just route it back to me
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A Frosty Witch posted:He's not a licensed low-voltage vendor at all. Just some dude. The hits just keep coming. The guy gets there to put in the patch panel and punch everything in. Nothing works. The wiring guy is scratching his head. He has no clue why. He sends this picture:  I just... there's pictures, my dude.
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A Frosty Witch posted:The hits just keep coming. The guy gets there to put in the patch panel and punch everything in. He just ... ignored the colors? WTF?
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I'd ask but... That's none of my concern  *cue laughtrack*
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A Frosty Witch posted:I'd ask but... 
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Is the green wire from one cable stretched across into the punchdown for the adjacent socket?
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Kurieg posted:Is the green wire from one cable stretched across into the punchdown for the adjacent socket? you just know it is
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A Frosty Witch posted:you just know it is This is advanced crosstalk.
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That's just impressively wrong. Literally not a single wire correct. At least they're all consistent, anyway.
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Yea, everything I can see in that picture looks consistent. Consistently wrong, but still consistent.
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Yeah they're all following his own very specific fantasy order. What color is the sky in your world? Orange-white
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A Frosty Witch posted:The hits just keep coming. The guy gets there to put in the patch panel and punch everything in. I'm in awe of how inept that all is. Me and this crimper I got in 1996 are going to need a drink.
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I only do data cabling for myself and friends (very important to not let work know that I can do it), and I only use tool-less keystone jacks now. I will never punch down or crimp a connector again.
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Data Graham posted:Yeah they're all following his own very specific fantasy order.
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Kyrosiris posted:I showed this to a friend of mine who's reaction was "if she wants to murder I can be a juror of her peers and would never convict", so... Yeah a friend of mine asked who did this so he can visit with a baseball bat.
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A Frosty Witch posted:The hits just keep coming. The guy gets there to put in the patch panel and punch everything in. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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ConfusedUs posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING.
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ConfusedUs posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING.
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ConfusedUs posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING.
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ConfusedUs posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING.
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ConfusedUs posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WIRE INTO ITS SOCKET. ITS CAT5E AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START PUNCHING DOWN THE WIRES WITHOUT CONSIDERING THE COLOR GUIDE THING. I PUNCH EVERY WIRE AND I PUNCH IT DOWN HARD. MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE COLOR ORDER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE MADE THE GALAXY'S MOST INEPT PATCH PANEL. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY POD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN MY POD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THATS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCHDOWN EVERY MORNING.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > [SPAM] FW: RE: MAKING MODEM NOISES WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CROSSTALK
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A Frosty Witch posted:The hits just keep coming. The guy gets there to put in the patch panel and punch everything in. Please do not enlighten him. You offered a qualified vendor. Let them come crawling to you.
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Huh, wow, those are LSA modules as well (Krone), I thought everything in the USA was 110.
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