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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://i.imgur.com/Pxsr3cF.mp4

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


New John Candy comedy looking pretty good.

:saddowns:

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
edit 2: even a mod shutting it down, dang. Nobody will ever see my spectacular take on the Hot Coffee scandal.

Serephina fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Nov 7, 2022

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Fishstick posted:

Im here for stencilfreude

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Serephina posted:

edit 2: even a mod shutting it down, dang. Nobody will ever see my spectacular take on the Hot Coffee scandal.

boooooo this could have been good!


wait is this a gender bent seraph alt?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ekuNNN posted:

are you implying it isnt being caused by americans being too fat and lazy to leave their cars? :thunk:



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkzdu9EXIb1uk10e9.mp4
Dont know what dance she was trying to do but she ended up doing the can can

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Dont know what dance she was trying to do but she ended up doing the can can

More like a CAN'T CAN'T!!!!! LOL

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007


I don't think Cruz is getting that person's vote.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Phuzun posted:

I don't think Cruz is getting that person's vote.

Cruz got their beer, though. He always gets something :(

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

See a lot of people don't realize just how deep the hypocrisy of the American evangelical church really goes. So many megachurches have full on coffee shops inside. This is the single thing that Jesus ever responded to violently. Sure, most churches have bake sales and similar fundraising efforts, but literal franchised businesses inside the church is in my experience a uniquely evangelical non-denominational thing.

Proteus Jones posted:

I thought that was money-changers (aka loan sharks) who had set up in the temple that set him off. Not some merchant selling drinks.

The moneychangers were running a business exchanging standard Greek and Roman money for Jewish and Tyrian shekels (which were the only currencies accepted for paying Temple taxes) and there were other merchants selling animals such as doves which poorer people were using as sacrifices if they couldn't afford something more impressive.

The schadenfreude element: after Jesus hosed with the local economy he was crucified and dead within the week. :capitalism:

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

CaptainSarcastic posted:

You called?

Anyway, if the slapfight over that bad clickbait Tweet continues I'm going to start handing out free mini-vacations.

Look, we've got posters backed up into Coupons because so many people are lined up to post their hot takes, you gotta do something!

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


`Nemesis posted:

that's usually some tracking prevention thing you need to disable on SA

I thought that would be it but I hadn't installed any script blockers yet. Turns out it was Firefox itself doing it. Had to click the shield icon and whitelist SA. Now Musk can properly spy on me via this medium :thumbsup:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

canyoneer posted:

Sorta. They're a franchise that makes two regular menu item cookies and a rotating menu of 4 "cookies of the week". One of my old coworkers opened up a franchise in late 2019 and I'm pretty sure he has 3 more now. They're priced at like $20 for a half dozen, so still pretty bougie but not Lowtaxbane.

The locations are all small strip mall style places with no seating, and the cookies are all baked and frosted in the morning and served all day out of a fridge or warmer. They're always busy, overhead is minimal, and I'm pretty sure they're printing money over there

There's also no cashier, just a touch screen. I paid $16.45 for a 4 pack, so about $4 a cookie (they're huge so not a terrible price). The cornbread flavor was particularly good, although I could have done without whatever syrup was drizzled over it.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The moneychangers were running a business exchanging standard Greek and Roman money for Jewish and Tyrian shekels (which were the only currencies accepted for paying Temple taxes)
It should be emphasised that temples were declaring shekels only for taxes specifically so they could set up their own money changers offering inflated exchange rates.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I think it's funny the cop in the foreground does not give a fuuuck. Yup, that sure was a can flying at Ted's head, oh well... :shrug:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's an In-N-Out location in National City that causes the same problem: cars stacked up and blocking an entire lane all the way to the freeway exits. I don't blame that town for being annoyed even if it's not the fault of the Starbucks per se.

theres two locations that do that here one is a biscuitville and the biscuit ville moved locations and put in a double drive through and it still does it. they also are only open from like 7 to 11 and to make sure all these jack assess still in line are gotten through they have a roller skate waitress weaving between cars as traffic goes by to pretake their orders. dont get me wrong i enjoy their biscuits but i also dont go unless the drive through is empty because i can also go get a biscuit at bojangles or wendies or carl jr.

the second is bojangles but thats only on s unday apparently every person in the entire city goes to bojangles after church. the dining area is a covid hotspot and the drive through is regularly blocking the right lane on the highway

snergle fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Nov 8, 2022

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Tagra posted:

I thought that would be it but I hadn't installed any script blockers yet. Turns out it was Firefox itself doing it. Had to click the shield icon and whitelist SA. Now Musk can properly spy on me via this medium :thumbsup:

Can you explain this to me using a bike lane metaphor?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Didn't actually hit him, I got no schad from this.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I think it's funny the cop in the foreground does not give a fuuuck. Yup, that sure was a can flying at Ted's head, oh well... :shrug:
Can a Texan weigh in on how he keeps getting elected? Everyone hates him. Fellow Senators, people on the street, even the cops don't gaf if someone chucks a beer at him. Surely a state the size of TX can find someone just as reprehensible with a bit more personality than slime mold.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Agents are GO! posted:

Can you explain this to me using a bike lane metaphor?

OP was trying to ride down the bike lane but the Jane was blocked. At first they thought it was a car parked across the way but it wasn't. Instead the council was doing some work.

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

SubponticatePoster posted:

Can a Texan weigh in on how he keeps getting elected? Everyone hates him. Fellow Senators, people on the street, even the cops don't gaf if someone chucks a beer at him. Surely a state the size of TX can find someone just as reprehensible with a bit more personality than slime mold.

All you need to stay in office in Texas is have an R by your name and raise the specter of an immigrant caravan ready to spill across the border just before every election.

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


Agents are GO! posted:

Can you explain this to me using a bike lane metaphor?

SA was attempting to use the bike lane but some well-meaning people placed traffic cones all around it, meaning the forums had to dart out into traffic and someone road raged and slammed on the gas leading to a number of lawsuits that...

You know what, no. No I cannot explain it using a bike lane metaphor.

Maybe this guy can

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Pancho Jueves posted:

All you need to stay in office in Texas is have an R by your name and raise the specter of an immigrant caravan ready to spill across the border just before every election.
I get that, but surely republicans who rail against immigration are a dime a dozen there and it's possible to find someone else who will vote the same way without being... Ted Cruz.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

SubponticatePoster posted:

I get that, but surely republicans who rail against immigration are a dime a dozen there and it's possible to find someone else who will vote the same way without being... Ted Cruz.

As an outsider looking in, Republicans strike me as "cut off your nose to spite your face" kind of people

They vote for the guy because it upsets Democrats (and then they'll blame all the poo poo he does that hurts them on the Democrats anyway)

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

SubponticatePoster posted:

I get that, but surely republicans who rail against immigration are a dime a dozen there and it's possible to find someone else who will vote the same way without being... Ted Cruz.

The people who fund Teddy know he will suck their cock just the way they like it. They don't care if he's popular just that they get to nut exactly how they want. No point trying to see if someone else can do a better job when this is working out just fine for all their needs.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm honestly impressed he's managed to piss off a Texan enough to waste a beer.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



SubponticatePoster posted:

Didn't actually hit him, I got no schad from this.


It bounced right off his noggin. (the second tweet there)

https://twitter.com/superlorna69/status/1589747370043924481?s=20&t=tovO0WTXJ-OidZlGxg8g1w

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That doesn't look like an empty can.

Maybe it left a mark at least.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That doesn't look like an empty can.

Maybe it left a mark at least.

In the can, maybe. Ted's as dense as a neutron star.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/chiweethegod/status/1589729084040704000?s=20&t=e_Gygtx5GG8Sl0JSdI4eyg

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Yer gonna have to actually screenshot that, linking to websites that just prompts people to sign up to see their content isn't very useful.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sadly it hit the guys hand not his head

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Serephina posted:

Yer gonna have to actually screenshot that, linking to websites that just prompts people to sign up to see their content isn't very useful.

You can dump the link into nitter to view SeNsItIvE cOnTeNt without logging in. I made up a crappy script to do it automatically:
code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name        Twit2Nit
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://twitter.com/*
// @grant       none
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 10/3/2022, 12:36:48 AM
// ==/UserScript==
//
// // mirror list https://github.com/zedeus/nitter/wiki/Instances
//

location.href = location.href.replace("twitter.com", "notabird.site");
I recommend checking out the mirror list and replacing 'notabird.site' with one showing good status and that is closest to your location.

vvv

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Nov 8, 2022

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Serephina posted:

Yer gonna have to actually screenshot that, linking to websites that just prompts people to sign up to see their content isn't very useful.

It's a video and you've been on this site for more than 15 years, surely you've seen someone mention nitter already so can work around it yourself.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Serephina posted:

Yer gonna have to actually screenshot that, linking to websites that just prompts people to sign up to see their content isn't very useful.
you want them to screenshot a video?

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rks54qgMuV1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkrz7jQg6f1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkoes7sPCu1s1ddrj.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Looked pretty cool until it went wrong though.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dont worry, she just loses a shoe, its not her ankle breakingl ike i first thought
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkw610YFlt1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkq8h5ScUG1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkvkk3pl2a1qigfjt.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkxyd0bpNW1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkvg3gmKJ41s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rkvke6nG3M1qigfjt.mp4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Lunges are stupid and I hate them.

EDIT oh no how do I disable auto-embed and just have a twitter url as text?

In related weightlifting Schad, here is a very NMS video of a guy trying to turn a back squat into a push press and forgetting to let go of the bar when it comes back down, effectively ripping his rotator cuffs like little elastic bands.

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


My favorite kind of schad. It always amazes me how many people are bad at exercising.

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