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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That lunge lady found one neat truck to stretching your hammies.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

The find out phase of not spending the time and effort to train your dog

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




How does a guy who has 50+ pounds on a guy he gets 3 or 4 opening punches on get destroyed like this lol

(don't get me wrong; pt cruiser dude is a shithead for driving like that)

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 8, 2022

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Fire safety dog is heaps blessed. Don't light fireworks indoors people.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

this does not instill confidence in the protective strength of their gate

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I feel bad for the dude kicking the box. Goddamn.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Hafthor Bjornsson, strongest man alive, drops about 750 pounds when he misses the rack after some squats...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXKn7rnMuE

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

LanceHunter posted:

Hafthor Bjornsson, strongest man alive, drops about 750 pounds when he misses the rack after some squats...

This is why you shouldn’t sniff glue while doing weight training.

Edit: but seriously, what is that stuff he snorts before he starts lifting?

Gerblyn fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Nov 8, 2022

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

limp_cheese posted:

My favorite kind of schad. It always amazes me how many people are bad at exercising.

and more than that, how many people do risky weight (or any weight) without a spotter

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

and more than that, how many people do risky weight (or any weight) without a spotter

While true in most cases for lifting weights, it is pretty hard (or actually friggin dangerous) to spot someone doing oly lifts.

For some selfschad content and lifting related. It happens way too often that I forget or misjudge the barpath for overhead presses and then uppercut myself with the barbell, it's especially painful when I use the bar with an aggressive center knurl.

Helios Grime fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Nov 8, 2022

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Gerblyn posted:

This is why you shouldn’t sniff glue while doing weight training.

Edit: but seriously, what is that stuff he snorts before he starts lifting?

Smelling salts?

edit: thank you Men's Health

https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a31187286/smelling-salts-weightlifting/

quote:

Smelling salts work for powerlifters for the same reason they awaken the unconscious. When you sniff a smelling salt, you’re inhaling a small amount of ammonia gas, which irritates the membranes of your nose and lungs, eliciting an “inhalation reflex.” That reflex triggers an increase in your breathing rate, which causes your heart rate to jump. That, in turn, stimulates your body’s “fight-or-flight” response, causing the release of adrenaline, a hormone that enhances gross motor skills (like lifting) and causes an acute uptick in focus and alertness. In short, it turbocharges the body.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Those smelling salts don't sound good for your health at all.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Unperson_47 posted:

Those smelling salts don't sound good for your health at all.



They are totally fine.

Anyway, recently I stopped adding spices to my broccoli and chickenbreast dinner since I wouldn't notice the difference anymore. Good way to save some money.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Helios Grime posted:

While true in most cases for lifting weights, it is pretty hard (or actually friggin dangerous) to spot someone doing oly lifts.

True, but at least someone else can help move the bar or weights if you get pinned or something, or help immediately if you get hurt

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


B-b-b-backpanther? :ohdear:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I got a good laugh out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttfKum235Rg

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Just once I want to be part of a crowd booing someone. Is that too much to ask?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

LanceHunter posted:

Hafthor Bjornsson, strongest man alive, drops about 750 pounds when he misses the rack after some squats...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqXKn7rnMuE

Strong yes. But not strongest Man alive. Would probably go to Tom Stoltman at the moment (though Im sure there are a bunch of ways you could measure it).

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Roblo posted:

Strong yes. But not strongest Man alive. Would probably go to Tom Stoltman at the moment (though Im sure there are a bunch of ways you could measure it).

Pound for pound it's Rob Kearney but overall it's probably Oleksii Novikov right now since he has won more of the big comps this year and Martins got too fat and injured

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Is that duct tape on his forearms?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Skippy McPants posted:

Is that duct tape on his forearms?

You wrap your arms like that do you can cover them in tacky which helps with picking up the stones. Or you can just be an absolute madman like Stoltman and shave your entire body and compete without a shirt on.

I learned the hard way why you should always shave before a stone event, my shirt got completely ripped off since the stone was covered in tacky and then since I still had to compete the next stone just ripped all my chest hair off and then everyone else had to pick up the stone covered in my hair...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:newlol: sounds like things got pretty hairy that time, quite a painful experience.
I like that you strongmen are just as goofy as the rest of us.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

The Fattest PI posted:

The find out phase of not spending the time and effort to train your dog

It's a husky. They don't give a gently caress and will do whatever they want.

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

By popular demand posted:

I like that you strongmen are just as goofy as the rest of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLbkoJpLkIY

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

B-Rock452 posted:

Pound for pound it's Rob Kearney but overall it's probably Oleksii Novikov right now since he has won more of the big comps this year and Martins got too fat and injured



I was thinking Oleksii (he's just generally pretty cool too) but just went with who won WSM as I didn't have the other data. Good point.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Gerblyn posted:

This is why you shouldn’t sniff glue while doing weight training.

Edit: but seriously, what is that stuff he snorts before he starts lifting?

Nose Tork, made famous by multiple appearances at Giant Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_BfJrudEE&t=4280s

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Vlaphor posted:

Nose Tork, made famous by multiple appearances at Giant Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_BfJrudEE&t=4280s

Real ones dump their ammonia in a Fleshlight first
https://fb.watch/gG38IN6leP/

Also people are wayyyy to dependent on poo poo like ammonia, it should mainly be used in competition since you really don't want to train all amped up all the time

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

B-Rock452 posted:

Oleksii Novikov

I'd pay to see him do the old mountain face crush on putin.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
PT cruisin' for a bruisin'


Good thing he recorded this, going to have a hell of a time explaining the situation to his insurance company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPUwNaYY1c

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

LanceHunter posted:

Hafthor Bjornsson, strongest man alive, drops about 750 pounds when he misses the rack after some squats...



This kind of happened to Chris Duffin with 835.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzF5RWZ05w&t=322s

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Your Gay Uncle posted:

PT cruisin' for a bruisin'

Good thing he recorded this, going to have a hell of a time explaining the situation to his insurance company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPUwNaYY1c

Real Nightbane energy here.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Your Gay Uncle posted:

PT cruisin' for a bruisin'

Good thing he recorded this, going to have a hell of a time explaining the situation to his insurance company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPUwNaYY1c
Cars reboot looking low budget

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
seems like Tiffany lives nearby - pretty sure what happened there is windshield woman was trying to get a higher vantage point/peep in at Tiffany/be intimidating, stood on the car hood, then walked onto the windshield to get on the roof and fell right through

what did Tiffany do though? need that story

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

axolotl farmer posted:

B-b-b-backpanther? :ohdear:

So that's what he's been up to

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/wOSx0IK.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



lmao, this dad energy is so powerful. I couldn't even tell if he was doing a bit or seriously mad at the start.

I live alone and I gently caress myself over by not replenishing all the time :negative:

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

piL posted:

Real Nightbane energy here.



Are those Motaurs?

... Centcycles?

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Guyver posted:

This kind of happened to Chris Duffin with 835.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwzF5RWZ05w&t=322s

At least he was using that rack correctly, the Thor fail is pretty dumb because the whole point of a monolift rack like that is you can stand up with the weight and a spotter moves the arms out of the way and you can just squat right there instead of having to take a few steps back before squatting.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Roblo posted:

Strong yes. But not strongest Man alive. Would probably go to Tom Stoltman at the moment (though Im sure there are a bunch of ways you could measure it).

Well what do you expect, he's only half a Thor :rolleyes:

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