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ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Also not to ruin that gif but i think they modified that one to be a little less stable for the show

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Runa
Feb 13, 2011

ZeusCannon posted:

Also not to ruin that gif but i think they modified that one to be a little less stable for the show

it was a good bit, yes

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

it's even better in the full context of the episode. the rollover after going down the ramp is the first shot after talking the segment up

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




I will never stop finding it funny when people just have no relationship to their own bodies. See also the dude who didn't know how to do a running jump upthread.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

Runa posted:

it was a good bit, yes

Whenever i see that i suddenly want yo see thr forza(?) All reliant robin race in slow mo set to chariots of fire

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlenf3GYUX1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rl90hfYaKQ1s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rlbirnqJGa1xzrtw4.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Nov 16, 2022

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/HoOyfn2.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Karate Bastard posted:

I have no opinion on unicycles, but eat a dick unicycle boy is just too goddamned funny :roflolmao:

I yelled out "nice trick" to some kid on a BMX at Hungry Jacks one day and the little turd yelled back "I'll gently caress your goldfish you poo poo c***". Bravo.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Humphreys posted:

I yelled out "nice trick" to some kid on a BMX at Hungry Jacks one day and the little turd yelled back "I'll gently caress your goldfish you poo poo c***". Bravo.

Was he whipping rocks at a corpse?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/S9aMSRx.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ROOIxNw.mp4

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Brawnfire posted:

I have an opinion: anything short of a tricycle is placing the onus of balancing upright on my limbic system and I'm not shelling out for that poo poo, give me a proper three to four points of contact with the road and stop offering me half-measures.

Bicycles stay upright on their own as long as you're moving.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

drat kids and their head phones (oh and lack of not checking their 9 and 3s)

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Skwirl posted:

Bicycles stay upright on their own as long as you're moving.

just like sharks :hmmyes:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

drat good recovery.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

https://i.imgur.com/g0raHbd.mp4

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html posted:

ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try.
It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

deoju posted:

Also she's an unabashedly supportive of her figuratively and literally heartless father who has the blood of hundreds of thousands on his hands.

A photographer took pictures of people just before and just after telling them that John McCain had died:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/1592707609513324545

context: Twitter's pretending Jimmy Fallon died and accusing the actual account of being an imposter

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/1592707609513324545

context: Twitter's pretending Jimmy Fallon died and accusing the actual account of being an imposter

If only this could be drug out like that South Park episode where Cartman thought he was dead because everyone was ignoring him but Butters.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

If only this could be drug out like that South Park episode where Cartman thought he was dead because everyone was ignoring him but Butters.

What a complete failson of a :airquote: comedian. This is the perfect opportunity to start harvesting tweets from the fake account and pretend to be really dead and host the show as a zombie for a week.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/1592707609513324545

context: Twitter's pretending Jimmy Fallon died and accusing the actual account of being an imposter

TBF there's a reasonable argument to be made that Jimmy Fallon is dead, and in hell, along with all the rest of us.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Takes No Damage posted:

What a complete failson of a :airquote: comedian. This is the perfect opportunity to start harvesting tweets from the fake account and pretend to be really dead and host the show as a zombie for a week.

Yeah, he's never been a great comedian, good would be a stretch. Which is why he was perfect to replace Jay Leno, netting Conan a fat buy out in the end and his TBS show.

He should be having fun with it but is completely missing the opportunity. Have a staff member make a ghostly photo with him chilling with Johnny and Ed, getting a handjob from Joan on the couch. But no, gotta be a starched thong about it.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/1592707609513324545

context: Twitter's pretending Jimmy Fallon died and accusing the actual account of being an imposter

drat, i was kinda hoping he was actually dead, he sucks rear end.

The General
Mar 4, 2007




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP064tEnYrc

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Yeah, he's never been a great comedian, good would be a stretch. Which is why he was perfect to replace Jay Leno, netting Conan a fat buy out in the end and his TBS show.

He should be having fun with it but is completely missing the opportunity. Have a staff member make a ghostly photo with him chilling with Johnny and Ed, getting a handjob from Joan on the couch. But no, gotta be a starched thong about it.

Literally every time he's onstage, decades into a career, he acts like he's perpetually worried the very next thing that comes out of his mouth won't land and get him boo'ed off the stage, and is surprised it didn't.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Takes No Damage posted:

A photographer took pictures of people just before and just after telling them that John McCain had died:



Oh, I meant Liz Cheney. Dick has no heart. Really.

But Meghan McCain is a poo poo head too. Still loling at her shilling her book on her father's grave.

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ule50l/meghan_mccain_appears_to_stage_a_photo_op_for_her/

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Large Testicles posted:

drat, i was kinda hoping he was actually dead, he sucks rear end.

Difference between me and Jimmy Fallon is that I can always get to the end of a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

:3:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Literally every time he's onstage, decades into a career, he acts like he's perpetually worried the very next thing that comes out of his mouth won't land and get him boo'ed off the stage, and is surprised it didn't.

That is at least a man that's honest with himself.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
More like he broke a couple of times on SNL and it was funny, so he leaned too hard into the bit.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Like half these tweets yall are linking are deleted in 5 minutes by the ol musky penis can yall screenshot them giving twitter will implode in a few weeks tia

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SAY YOHO posted:

More like he broke a couple of times on SNL and it was funny, so he leaned too hard into the bit.

https://youtu.be/tH6fafW-Gtk

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



SAY YOHO posted:

More like he broke a couple of times on SNL and it was funny, so he leaned too hard into the bit.

So that's why he does that.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

https://twitter.com/Henlips/status/1447610765221896197

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/3krC5yo.mp4

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Awww. Pig tired himself out.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Zesty posted:

Awww. Pig tired himself out.

The little pig finally approached the brick house.

"So I'll heave and I'll smash and through this door I will crash" shouted the pig.

"WORLDSTAR" replied the wolf.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
ok.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


It was a 3 little pigs joke.

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Uh huh.

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