Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Mission Control, the Captain is being sucked in the airlock
Roger that, is it a pressure seal fault?
...
No

you're go for docking procedure

nsfw:


Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

what the gently caress? why's it so regular?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Large Testicles posted:

what the gently caress? why's it so regular?
it gets plenty of fiber

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

PIZZA.BAT posted:

wait i thought it was because you had to pee. i guess that doesn't make sense because i don't get a hard on any other time in the day i have to pee. i would like to know more about this

erections are from the relaxation of blood vessels allowing your dingus to fill with blood so being sleepy should give ya a boner

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Nfcknblvbl posted:

erections are from the relaxation of blood vessels allowing your dingus to fill with blood so being sleepy should give ya a boner

you get one every time you enter REM sleep

there is probably a female equivalent as well

for people with erectile dysfunction they will advise you to put a piece of tape over your willie and if tears off in your sleep that means you're physiologically fine down there but have other issues with gettin' it up

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1600117886105751552

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

looks like abe lincoln pissed himself and is really embarrassed about the whole thing

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Beeftweeter posted:

looks like abe lincoln pissed himself and is really embarrassed about the whole thing

the great 'a man piss hater'

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

NoneMoreNegative posted:

the great 'a man piss hater'

lmao

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

NoneMoreNegative posted:

the great 'a man piss hater'

:catstare:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

NoneMoreNegative posted:

the great 'a man piss hater'

that actually took me a moment

but nice 1 m8

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Large Testicles posted:

what the gently caress? why's it so regular?

alright check this I'm gonna try and dredge up some vestigial memory of motion and embarrass myself Infront of Sagebrush

there's no other force than air friction slowing it down so it's gonna conserve momentum really well, I guess it must just about have enough inertia when it flips to give it a little bit of a wobble to get the next unstable setup started so it spins for a bit until that instability reaches an inflexion point and it completely flips round then we start again

e: vvvvvv I'm not completely wrong! Suck it facts over guesswork actually I have a degree in engineering I just sucked at it :negative:

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 7, 2022

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
the real reason why a crewed mission to mars will probably be all women is because even at the same body weight, women have lower caloric requirements and so nasa can save a lot of mass on food supplies

also according to former astronaut mike mullane, roughly have of astronaut dudes are almost totally impotent in space and almost half of them get sudden erections all the time without meaning to, and that nasa tells astronauts to never mention if they do wind up having sex in space because everything about nasa missions is public and so people would find out and they worry they'd get funding cuts. since the vice president is in charge of nasa, we'd need a vice president that fucks to get nasa to be candid about space loving.

Large Testicles posted:

what the gently caress? why's it so regular?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_racket_theorem

or if you prefer videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
this is going to sound dumb as gently caress but: don't women actually absorb more radiation than men? i could swear i read that it was significant enough that it was something they had to factor in when doing the artemis missions but i don't remember where i saw it

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
wait, when was the last time the us had a vice president that hosed, was it LBJ?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

fermun posted:

wait, when was the last time the us had a vice president that hosed, was it LBJ?

biden hosed, he had 4 kids at one point

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

teddy roosevelt was the only vp that hosed

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Beeftweeter posted:

this is going to sound dumb as gently caress but: don't women actually absorb more radiation than men? i could swear i read that it was significant enough that it was something they had to factor in when doing the artemis missions but i don't remember where i saw it

yeah they were definitely concerned about it re: artemis and have radiation sensors in all the dummy astronauts

i couldn't say why but they just wanted to know what the exposure was

https://mashable.com/article/artemis-dummies-moon-nasa

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Roosevelt posted:

teddy roosevelt was the only vp that hosed

you remember that al and tipper kiss? yeah

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Agile Vector posted:

you remember that al and tipper kiss? yeah

counterpoint: remember that al dance?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i get morning wood because I’m just that eager to gently caress up my day

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


me and who!!!!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

strong gatos vibes on this one

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Midjack posted:

counterpoint: remember that al dance?

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

tipper gore has never, ever "hosed" as the youths say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNT4DikDdQw

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lake of Methane posted:

tipper gore has never, ever "hosed" as the youths say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNT4DikDdQw

jeez that really went backwards

parental advisory stickers were the attraction

Walmart's edited versions were to be avoided

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rmi25yPfiP1rv5e2v.mp4

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Agile Vector posted:

you remember that al and tipper kiss? yeah

:jackbud:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

smell like poop all the time.

the fact that london made it out of the 1800s proves this can’t be a significant hurdle

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

i get morning wood because I’m just that eager to gently caress up my day

ahahahahah

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

President Beep posted:

i get morning wood because I’m just that eager to gently caress up my day

lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

i get morning wood because I’m just that eager to gently caress up my day

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
quake lol

https://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561197961923350/

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

President Beep posted:

i get morning wood because I’m just that eager to gently caress up my day

https://twitter.com/disturbingshirt/status/1600275897210195968

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



:hmmyes:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply