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“That is one big puddle of cum.” ~ Dr. Peein’ Ballcum, Jurassic Cock
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Let him blow you BITCH - Gayliens
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Dec 9, 2022 21:48
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I bareback - Arnold Shwarzisbigger, The Sperminator
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Dec 9, 2022 21:49
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"Of all the glory holes, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine." "I stick my dick out for nobody!" "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship with benefits." - Assabanga
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Dec 9, 2022 21:51
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git apologist posted:I bareback "gently caress, you rear end in a top hat."
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Dec 9, 2022 22:00
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I need your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle, and your butthole.
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Dec 9, 2022 22:07
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What we've got here is... failure to inseminate. - Cum Hand Luke E: drat somebody already did that, I should have gone with another prison movie like The Defiant Cums Stonehouse Beach fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Dec 9, 2022 |
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Dec 9, 2022 22:28
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My sister loved the d, I loved the p. -Titty Lickers II: The Legend of Curly's Hole
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Dec 9, 2022 22:36
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Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved corps? Joker: Sir, to cum, sir! Hartman: So you're a big cummer? Joker: Sir, yes sir! Hartman: Let me see your O face. Joker: Sir? Hartman: You got an O face? Oaaaaaaaaah! That's an O face. Now let me see your O face. Private Joker: Ahhh! Hartman: Bullshit! You didn't nut. Let me see your real O face. Joker: Aaaaaaaahhhh!! Hartman: You don't convince me! Wank on it. Joker: Sir, yes sir! -- Full Rubber Jacket
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Dec 9, 2022 22:38
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“Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six ropes or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is my dick, the biggest dick in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, honey?” -Dirty Sanchez Harry
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Dec 9, 2022 23:19
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Lol, Dirty Harry is the grossest guy in porn.
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Dec 9, 2022 23:20
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"69 dudes!!!!!" -bill and ted's sexcellent adventure
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Dec 9, 2022 23:34
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"I seed dead people" -The Sick Sense (banned by court order)
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Dec 9, 2022 23:38
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WE. ARE GOING. TO gently caress! Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
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Dec 9, 2022 23:50
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Ayy I’m cummin here! -Midnight Fuckboy
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Dec 10, 2022 00:36
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Animal-Mother posted:"gently caress, you rear end in a top hat." "I know now why you cum, but it's something I could never do." "I cannot self-suck."
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Dec 10, 2022 01:05
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I love the smell of creampies on her organs" -Coronel Fillwhore Alottaclits Now
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Dec 10, 2022 01:12
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PC load letter? What the gently caress does that mean?
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Dec 10, 2022 01:21
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gobble gobble....gobble -twin peaks fire walk with me
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Dec 10, 2022 01:33
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"IM RIGHT HERE inside you INSIDE YOUR BODY!" -Her Innerspace
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Dec 10, 2022 01:36
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rear end TO rear end -Rectum Full of Cream
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Dec 10, 2022 02:45
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holy gently caress is that what john malkovichs dick looks like? loving john malkovich
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Dec 10, 2022 02:49
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yahoo! -mario 69
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Dec 10, 2022 03:17
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Then there was Jimmy Two Times. They called him that cuz he would always come twice.
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Dec 10, 2022 03:24
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(Sucks dick in silence. With passion) -The Passion of Joan of Arc Suckin Dirty Dicks
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“I’m bored waiting for the bad guys to show up let’s suck and gently caress.” -Seven Samurai who Suck and gently caress
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Dec 10, 2022 03:32
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Everyone do the Mario -the Super Mario Bris Show
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N. Senada posted:Then there was Jimmy Two Times. They called him that cuz he would always come twice. 
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*grabs tits* “How do you lick them apples?!?” - Good Fill Cunting
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“Good?… Bad?… I’m the guy with the cum.” - Evil Head: Army of Horniness
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Dec 10, 2022 04:15
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“Look at how they massacred my boy’s rear end in a top hat.” - The Wadfather Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 04:17
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“CUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!” - Sex Trek: The Wrath of Cum
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Dec 10, 2022 04:19
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can you drive stick? I can learn -boyz in the hood ratz
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Dec 10, 2022 04:21
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"Where we're loving we won't need genitals to seed." - Event Whorizon
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Dec 10, 2022 05:55
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“And then they put a balldo on his balls.” ~Nicky Santorum, Assino
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Dec 10, 2022 05:57
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Star Trek: The Next Penetration "Space. It's big. It's dark. It's spooky. These are the voyages of the starship Intercourse. Her crews 5 minute mission is to spread the seed of humanity to any hot looking babe in a space suit. To boldly cum where no man has cum before." Transporter room: "Oh dear. Where are my clothes?" "I never did trust that contraption!" "There is something I've been craving that I've heard a lot about." "What is it you like? Ice cream? 57 Dodge? Diamond Ring? Bon Jovi CDs." "I think the thing I want is sex." Philthy fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 06:26
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I coulda been a cumtender
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Dec 10, 2022 06:40
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“Watch me make this penis disappear!” - The Jerker, “Buttman: The Dark Nut”
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Dec 10, 2022 07:05
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"Show me the money shot." — Jerry Nutfire
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There will be Cum
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