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"You cry a little, and then you wait for the cum to come out. It always does." — The Pound of Music "I'm going to make him an offer he can't jizz through." — The Cumfather By popular demand fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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“Jizzing is the right of all sentient beings.” - Trans-Transformers
A farting mink fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 09:06
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Cum, uh... finds a way.
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Dec 10, 2022 09:10
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 "Houston, we have a problem." — It's So Longo 13
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Dec 10, 2022 09:36
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I'll have what she's having, an orgasm,
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Dec 10, 2022 09:37
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“I’m stuck” Not 127 Hours XXX
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Dec 10, 2022 09:42
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Shaquille O'neal is.... Lexington Steele
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Dec 10, 2022 18:04
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I went to high school with a girl who played sandy in the SpongeBob porn parody: SpongeBob Squarenuts or Squaredick or something like that.
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Dec 10, 2022 18:09
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“Why do I gotta be Miss Pink?” - Reservoir Doggystyle
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Dec 10, 2022 18:16
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“SOMEBODY… gently caress ME!!!” - The Gorilla Mask
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Dec 10, 2022 18:25
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(music) “Sixty-nine long bones sucked the dick parade!!” (/music) - The Music Man-juice
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Dec 10, 2022 18:37
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"My God... it's full of splooge..." -- 2069, A Space Odyssex
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Dec 10, 2022 18:42
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"I felt a big disturbance in the Prostrate. As if millions of voices cried out in orgasms and were suddenly gagged"
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Dec 10, 2022 18:48
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"No... I am your daddy"
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Dec 10, 2022 18:50
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"Don't try to gently caress me - gently caress me!" "You think that's rear end you're tasting right now?" "This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the red pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the blue pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rear end in a top hat goes." "Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the cock and sucking the cock." "Have you ever had held a boob, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to tell if it was fake? How would you know the difference between the fake boob and the real boob?" - Cypher: You know, I know this dick doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Sucks the dick] Cypher: Ignorance is bliss. - Neo: Why do my eyes hurt? Morpheus: You've never bukakke'd them before. - Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo: Dildos. Lots of dildos. - "Dodge this." *cums* - Morpheus: Free your wang. [Morpheus jumps from one building to another a long distance away using his penis as a pole vault] Neo: Whoa.
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Dec 10, 2022 18:52
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clever girl! My rear end. you park.
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Dec 10, 2022 19:02
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That's not a tumor! (ACTOR WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS MOVIE) ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 19:04
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“Do you feel fucky, spunk?” Dirty ‘n’ Hairy
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Dec 10, 2022 19:05
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Guess what gang? We just bought a zoo! (ACTOR WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS MOVIE)
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Dec 10, 2022 19:09
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Derriere to Cucksworth: So the rose in the Beast's study is like his pegging cherry or something? Christ. Who writes this poo poo?
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Dec 10, 2022 19:13
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“You want the cock? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE COCK!” ~A Few Hard Men
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Dec 10, 2022 19:24
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"Somehow, Palpatine has returned to full hardness."
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Dec 10, 2022 19:37
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Mozi posted:"Don't try to gently caress me - gently caress me!" "I know Kama Sutra!"
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Dec 10, 2022 19:46
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“Sixty nine,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. The Dicksucker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
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Dec 10, 2022 20:01
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Well that was crazy! It looks like I'm 13 going on thi... (ACTOR WAS PERMANNED FOR THIS MOVIE)
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Dec 10, 2022 20:38
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"Look, an alien!" "Yeah. We'd better have sex with each other." -Men in Black Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other
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Dec 10, 2022 20:42
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*sound of golf ball going into golf hole* *sound of orgasms* -36 great holes starring fred couples
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Dec 10, 2022 21:04
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:“Sixty nine,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. So Long, and Thanks For All The Dicks
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Dec 10, 2022 21:29
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So Long, and Thanks For All The Dicks lol
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Come in me, and know me better, man! -A Dickmas Carol
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"............ Let them gently caress." -Gonadzilla
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Dec 12, 2022 01:14
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The Last Erection of Christ posted:Penis Pilate : It's one thing to want to change the way people tug; but, you want to change how they suck, how they gently caress.
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Dec 12, 2022 01:31
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“Shall.. we.. lay.. a.. dame?” WhoreGames, 1983
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Dec 12, 2022 01:32
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"Show me the money shot! Show me the money shot!" Jerry Macummer in Jerry Macummer. edit: gently caress, beaten By popular demand posted:"Show me the money shot." — Jerry Nutfire How about "Show me the cummies! Show me the cummies!" CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Dec 12, 2022 |
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Dec 12, 2022 02:18
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Mozi posted:"Luke... I am your step-father."
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Dec 12, 2022 02:43
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"welcome to my butthole" - indepenis day
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Dec 12, 2022 03:34
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Pornklahoma, where the jizz comes dripping down her frame and the heaving breasts, they sure smell best when they jiggle right before he came!
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Dec 12, 2022 05:21
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O Captain! My Captain! I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life. -Dead Poets Society (1989)
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Dec 12, 2022 05:29
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"Choke on it! Choke on it!" - Lay of the Dead
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"Life finds a way." -Big rear end Latina Teen Chased by Lesbian Loving TREX on Hoverboard then hosed
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