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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

For context, Guga is best known for doing crazy "experiments" with giant steaks and other large pieces of meat.

He makes a happy face when one of his steaks turns out really well. That is not his happy face.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yeah, Guga Foods and Sous Vide Everything are my least guilty food youtube follows.

He recently did a steak dry aged in the leftover mash from the Tabasco factory

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Opened up the "Spicy Nacho Cheese" doritos dip this morning, it was honestly about what I expected. As best I can tell, it's just rebranded fritos jalapeno cheddar dip in a larger tub, to take advantage of the much stronger doritos brand. That makes it a lot more likely that I was right that the cool ranch jalapeno is just the exact same dip with a bit of ranch mix added.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


FFT posted:

They went to an incredibly expensive restaurant and got served, well, that.

They were not impressed.

That's because everything wasn't cooked in Wagyu fat

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zero_Grade posted:

Angeled eggs.

Studded with eyes and actively on fire?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:catstare:

There was a time when I would have been this dumb, but now I'm old and ewww

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

CzarChasm posted:

Studded with eyes and actively on fire?
Sounds perfect for this thread!

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


FFT posted:

They went to an incredibly expensive restaurant and got served, well, that.

They were not impressed.

the 'secret' of those kinds of haute cuisine places is that the food is supposed to be entertaining and surprising small plates that punctuate three hours of getting absolutely smashed on heavy pours of very very good wine

these joyless expose-type videos are the equivalent of reviewing a beloved neighborhood dive bar alone, stone cold sober, with all the lights turned on max-intensity--like, yeah, you're probably not gonna be very satisfied with the fried pickles and tater tots doing it that way

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

HookedOnChthonics posted:

the 'secret' of those kinds of haute cuisine places is that the food is supposed to be entertaining and surprising small plates that punctuate three hours of getting absolutely smashed on heavy pours of very very good wine

these joyless expose-type videos are the equivalent of reviewing a beloved neighborhood dive bar alone, stone cold sober, with all the lights turned on max-intensity--like, yeah, you're probably not gonna be very satisfied with the fried pickles and tater tots doing it that way

Youy are correct but tbh not many people would be happy with the experience of eating burnt macaroons

Doll House Ghost
Jun 18, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

This just reminded me of a memory from when I was about 5 years old. I had some kind of candy egg that had a little rubbery dinosaur inside it. I thought it was a gummy candy so I bit some of it off and ate it, even though it was really tough and it had the weirdest flavor that makes me feel sick even more when I remember it. To this day I'm not sure whether it was a terrible gummy candy or if I managed to eat part of a toy as a dumb little kid.

We have Easter candy called Mignon eggs that are nougat filling inside a real egg shell. As a kid I ate like half a shell of one because I was convinced it was actually some sort of hard sugar shell instead of egg.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I would eat all those cookies tbh

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Doll House Ghost posted:

We have Easter candy called Mignon eggs that are nougat filling inside a real egg shell. As a kid I ate like half a shell of one because I was convinced it was actually some sort of hard sugar shell instead of egg.

Lol, but also those seem like a fun idea, I don't think I've heard of them before.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008



I think this is the resturant, and this is a copy of the video that has sound.

$218 per person + tip, wine pairings are $125 or $175.

Shartin Mad
Nov 23, 2022

by Hand Knit

Iron Crowned posted:

I would eat all those cookies tbh

loving nasty, respect yourself man this is pathetic.

The ones with too much flour are going to be all sandy and dry.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

HookedOnChthonics posted:

the 'secret' of those kinds of haute cuisine places is that the food is supposed to be entertaining and surprising small plates that punctuate three hours of getting absolutely smashed on heavy pours of very very good wine

We did this in 2012 for my grandfather's memorial dinner. Six people, two nondrinkers, three moderate drinkers, and my cousin who got absolutely obliterated. It was absolutely delicious and over $1000.



Same thing costs $328 a person now.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A tangle of tart greens

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/9ztcejpsxp8a1/DASH_1080.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Good lord that final shot is horrible

Looks like a deep fried tumor

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
yeah that one probably tastes excellent but looks horrible, probably greasy. potatoes and filling are already cooked so I'm wondering if the skin is really worth the point of frying it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could just... roast the chicken skin, like it comes out delicious just on roast chicken legs and stuff, you don't need to do all that to it.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'd eat the tumor.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I dunno, it seems like they didn't really know what they were doing so the final product is just some weird mess with the mashed potato leaking out.

I guess the chicken on the inside is pre-cooked so the oil frying is only really only to crisp up the skin? I don't really see the point.

HookedOnChthonics posted:

the 'secret' of those kinds of haute cuisine places is that the food is supposed to be entertaining and surprising small plates that punctuate three hours of getting absolutely smashed on heavy pours of very very good wine

these joyless expose-type videos are the equivalent of reviewing a beloved neighborhood dive bar alone, stone cold sober, with all the lights turned on max-intensity--like, yeah, you're probably not gonna be very satisfied with the fried pickles and tater tots doing it that way

The main reason it's so offputting is because it's so expensive. So when the weird artful meals are gross or inedible or just plain seem unpleasant, it seems like such a waste or a grift. Or some kind of cenobite thing.

Like I guess if people who got money to burn like the experience, nothing damage done, but it sure as hell is gross to watch.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


i mean fwiw i think the value proposition of a well-regarded shmancy restaurant would probably actually be closer to parity (in terms of total r&d + labor + ingredients + specialist equipment cost, divided by number of customers, versus purchase price) than most food options at a major sports stadium, just as another example of a food that's inextricable from its context

you're absolutely paying for ~the experience~ of individual attention from staff, eating in extremely refined surroundings, the choreography of the meal, taste and texture combinations impossible to get anywhere but that one kitchen, etc., not the meal in a vacuum. no one does haute takeout just like stadium concessions don't do takeout--it just doesn't make sense to separate the food from the surrounding vibe, even price aside

as far as it being gross or inedible... well, these places change their menus constantly and i'm sure there are some misses out there but for the most part i think the occams razor still suggests that things which might look unappealing on instagram are actually very pleasing to eat in-person, as they have been designed by very talented chefs in a competitive environment full of demanding, savvy clientele for that purpose :shrug:

(i don't actually mean to go this far out of my way to defend this kind of thing and will not do so further, haha, i've only experienced it properly once myself, but i do enjoy, like, listening to dave arnold's podcast and appreciating the insane effort and innovation that goes into cooking at that level)


related (sound encouraged):
https://i.imgur.com/BW2u7Pn.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/iF4VDSH.mp4

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


"so what are you guys getting"

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


I hate the particular American idiocy of food thing but gigantic it's truly revolting

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Don't let Wisconsin learn about giant glasses like this or you will be seeing bloody marys garnished with 5 lb brick of colby, a full rack of smoked beef ribs, and full sized pickled onions skewered on a rapier.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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hallo spacedog posted:

I hate the particular American idiocy of food thing but gigantic it's truly revolting

Not to leap to its defense but it seems like most of the "gigantic food thing" we've seen in this thread comes from other places

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Data Graham posted:

Not to leap to its defense but it seems like most of the "gigantic food thing" we've seen in this thread comes from other places

I guess that's true I'm just filled with some particular type of self loathing today I guess.

Also Brazil is in the Americas haha

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Unrealistically large portions is just another version of adding truffles + caviar + gold leaf

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

What the gently caress

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wtf

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Parcel for you!

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


So this morning, to use the stuff up, I mixed a couple tablestpoons of 2x spicy buldak in the container of cool ranch doritos dip, then added some of it to my breakfast. MUCH better flavor, a lot like having buffalo ranch without the nasty taste of Frank's, and a slight flavor of delicious chicken.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

It's already been brought up, but I think this would be almost OK if you took out half the potatoes, and left off the BBQ sauce and flamin hot cheetos. Because deep frying that ball of mash and chicken wrapped in chicken skin might be ok. But adding layers of sugary BBQ sauce and fried cheese puffs, and frying that is just gross.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Data Graham posted:

Not to leap to its defense but it seems like most of the "gigantic food thing" we've seen in this thread comes from other places

I was curious about this one, so I poked around a bit, and it turns out it's from New Orleans.

https://fb.watch/hJpo-5F-IK/
https://twitter.com/davidmora/status/835462176630517761

Sentient Data posted:

Unrealistically large portions is just another version of adding truffles + caviar + gold leaf

Yeah, but at least there's some kind of skill involved in the structural engineering of these giant things. Sometimes they're even practical if they're intended for like a large group.

And then sometimes they're a dehumanizing eating challenge for the sake of getting attention.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SlothfulCobra posted:

I was curious about this one, so I poked around a bit, and it turns out it's from New Orleans.

https://fb.watch/hJpo-5F-IK/
https://twitter.com/davidmora/status/835462176630517761

Yeah, but at least there's some kind of skill involved in the structural engineering of these giant things. Sometimes they're even practical if they're intended for like a large group.

And then sometimes they're a dehumanizing eating challenge for the sake of getting attention.

I hate this, it's just impossible to enjoy and who wants 16 people drinking out of the same glass, wtf.

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/gourmetroad5/status/1608407875227127808

hate to say it but probably would. once.

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