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What the gently caressyou have been fined ... am I supposed to do with these shells e: what a snipe lmao
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Change the constitution so naturalized citizens can be president, embrace the Demolition Man future Do you want Musk? This is how you get Musk.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Change the constitution so naturalized citizens can be president, embrace the Demolition Man future every restaurant becomes Taco Bell and all music is replaced with ad jingles
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I don't have to move for sex either. Win win
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Change the constitution so naturalized citizens can be president, embrace the Demolition Man future Not until Elon Musk no longer walks the Earth.
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Soul Dentist posted:I don't have to move for sex either. Win win I already don't 
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Fun fact: there are no current members of the House of Representatives. So you have a ton of representative-elects, as the House is currently unorganized. Schrodinger's House of Representatives, over 100 years since this last happened. So you have situations like this: https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1610420567059865601?t=JQzVDkX9cpVWMVDaaedGug&s=19 And so, McCarthy has to start pulling tricks like: https://twitter.com/tbonier/status/1610425348814000128?t=Nprxg-YbDT0bwir66lYKXg&s=19
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facialimpediment posted:Fun fact: there are no current members of the House of Representatives. So you have a ton of representative-elects, as the House is currently unorganized. Schrodinger's House of Representatives, over 100 years since this last happened. Dude was made for middle management.
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https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1610408984539717634?t=FBunKuq4NeO7uDzkPrSZhg&s=19 What the gently caress, you can't endorse someone after the fact. Shut the gently caress up, Donnie.
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Torrannor posted:Probably about as likely as the non-Freedom Caucus Republicans cutting a deal with conservative Democrats. It's always a possibility, but pretty unlikely. Looks like it happened on Ohio, lol. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/politics/2023/01/03/republicans-democrats-may-challenge-merrin-for-ohio-house-speakership/69771856007/ quote:Ohio's House of Representatives started its new session with a surprise: Electing Republican Jason Stephens as its speaker.
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Platystemon posted:Do you want Musk? Musk isn't Trump and would even lose to Hillary Clinton
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Milo and POTUS posted:Musk isn't Trump and would even lose to Hillary Clinton I dunno, losing to a candidate caught on video bragging about sexual assault is beyond failing at beginner mode. That’s like unlocking a secret ending because the developers didn’t think someone could crash their ship on the audio options screen.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:I dunno, losing to a candidate caught on video bragging about sexual assault is beyond failing at beginner mode. That’s like unlocking a secret ending because the developers didn’t think someone could crash their ship on the audio options screen. They call this “The Chris Houlihan”.
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RFC2324 posted:yeah, I would bet on elon before trump Not a chance. Elon is the greatest black hole of charisma that ever existed. My god the man is dull
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Stultus Maximus posted:Looks like it happened on Ohio, lol. It could happen, in bizzaro world, if the house freedom caucus was so united in their desire to skullfuck McCarthy, but house freedom caucus are like... super super hardcore conservative mfs who would never think about working with anyone who doesn't have R next to their name. They hate McCarthy because he's *not* conservative enough. They see him as an establishment candidate who won't obstruct enough poo poo to throw wrenches into anything that Democrats might try to do.
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orange juche posted:It could happen, in bizzaro world, if the house freedom caucus was so united in their desire to skullfuck McCarthy, but house freedom caucus are like... super super hardcore conservative mfs who would never think about working with anyone who doesn't have R next to their name. They hate McCarthy because he's *not* conservative enough. They see him as an establishment candidate who won't obstruct enough poo poo to throw wrenches into anything that Democrats might try to do. I was thinking about the "problem solver caucus" or whatever.
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Every consecutive day is the stupidest day in american history so I expect all this to end with the entire democratic caucus writing in Mitt Romney as a joke without realizing enough Rs were doing the same in that round of voting to put him over the top Yeah, I know he's a senator, that's the beauty of it, it doesn't matter
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orange juche posted:It could happen, in bizzaro world, if the house freedom caucus was so united in their desire to skullfuck McCarthy, but house freedom caucus are like... super super hardcore conservative mfs who would never think about working with anyone who doesn't have R next to their name. They hate McCarthy because he's *not* conservative enough. They see him as an establishment candidate who won't obstruct enough poo poo to throw wrenches into anything that Democrats might try to do. I mean…. I can’t really call the freedumb caucus conservative. I was an old school conservative for a time, years ago. Today this equates to a left of center bog standard poo poo lib (I just want my married gay friends to be able to protect their legal marijuana plants with AR-15’s they got extensive background checks to buy and also their adopted kids and them receive free universal healthcare for when they’re in the next mass shooting or type 2 diabetes or whatever America as gently caress ailment you want) man I loving forgot where this was going after that parenthetical word vomit. The freedumb caucus ain’t conservative, or the definition of conservative has shifted considerably since I last have a gently caress about politics (Pre escalator. I’ve been here mostly for the lols since escalator day, it’s a coping mechanism). I hate admitting I was a McCain fan boy when he was running for the nomination against Bush. Because it’s like, yeah maybe I didn’t eat the entire poo poo sandwich, but I definitely had turd in between my teeth at the end of dinner. Anyway gently caress me and gently caress the freedumb caucus harder.
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Platystemon posted:Do you want Musk? That's the risk you take when you roll the dice on the Presinator.
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The guys who broke into and damaged some power substations in Washington were caught because their cell phones were the only ones pinging off towers at the four attack sites. https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1610447150626013184 It also turns out they weren't boog shitheads, just a couple of dumbasses racking up no-poo poo federal charges after doing millions of dollars in damage because they wanted to rob a store under the cover of darkness.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:The guys who broke into and damaged some power substations in Washington were caught because their cell phones were the only ones pinging off towers at the four attack sites. I have doubts about their claimed motive, to be honest. It seems a long way to go for a crime night.
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That does seem like a 'just dumb enough to come up with a *really* stupid idea' kinda thing. They probably thought they were real criminal masterminds with that plan.
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Terrifying Effigies posted:That does seem like a 'just dumb enough to come up with a *really* stupid idea' kinda thing. They probably thought they were real criminal masterminds with that plan. They legit stole the idea from Oceans' Eleven.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:The guys who broke into and damaged some power substations in Washington were caught because their cell phones were the only ones pinging off towers at the four attack sites. my dude who were they trying to rob. that's what I wanna know
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Yeah were they knocking over the local tavern for lottery money or were they hitting a dispensary that can’t access the banking system and could potentially have high 5 figures of cash on site?
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Terrifying Effigies posted:That does seem like a 'just dumb enough to come up with a *really* stupid idea' kinda thing. They probably thought they were real criminal masterminds with that plan. The filing says they got busted with some lovely NFA violations, a cut down Sears 16 gauge shotgun, a cut down Remington .22 rifle and apparent home-made silencer, which I think confirms this. Boogaloos would have better loot drops.  https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/two-charged-in-pierce-county-christmas-day-substation-attacks/ quote:Both men have past criminal records in Washington, according to court records, as well as prison records for Crahan.
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C.M. Kruger posted:The filing says they got busted with some lovely NFA violations, a cut down Sears 16 gauge shotgun, a cut down Remington .22 rifle and apparent home-made silencer, which I think confirms this. Boogaloos would have better loot drops. Also Blame it on the boogie woogie's couldn't put together an IKEA table to save their lifes. Only boring commercial product in their drops. Like, where's the fun if u only use glue to get high
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I regularly lament the death of the removable phone battery. How effective are faraday bags for mobile devices?
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol phone addiction has probably caught more criminals than anything at this point It's the new 'Taking notes at a criminal conspiracy'
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A.o.D. posted:I regularly lament the death of the removable phone battery. How effective are faraday bags for mobile devices? They're only good as how well you seal the bag, and also how well the bag is manufactured. Drop dead simple test would be to put it in the bag, call it/text it, and see if it goes through. You could also wave around one of those EMF readers but I know nothing about how those work and if they actually do what they're designed for. Every 'EMF reader' I see on the first five results of google is aimed at people worried about how their WiFi is actually giving them cancer 
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A.o.D. posted:I regularly lament the death of the removable phone battery. How effective are faraday bags for mobile devices? From my understanding, they work well as long as no one is actively looking for your phone. I suspect that something leaks out of the faraday bags that is traceable. I suppose that someone here knows for sure, but that would likely require divulging some rather spicy information. I'm shocked that someone would actually bring their personal phone with them on a "mission" like this. If phones were needed, I would be using burners bought with cash.
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People don't think. And burner phones aren't what they used to be. Maybe leave the phone at your alibi's house if you're gonna go out criming.
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In the case of these two chucklefucks, plain old walkie talkies would have worked just fine e: but yeah, burner phones would have been fine as long as they were bought anonymously with cash and destroyed immediately afterward. Hell, my own mother has a burner phone because my parents no longer have a land line and she’s not comfortable without a backup for emergencies Coasterphreak fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 4, 2023 |
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If you need to gps around for crimes use a standalone that doesnt have to connect to your mobile identity like a garmin god its so easy
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Coasterphreak posted:In the case of these two chucklefucks, plain old walkie talkies would have worked just fine Pretty sure you can’t buy a burner with cash or without some sort of record these days. Even if you bought some sort of shady device on the gray market, the feds would likely sweat the original owner and whoever they sold it to until they eventually worked their way down to the end user. Stravag posted:If you need to gps around for crimes use a standalone that doesnt have to connect to your mobile identity like a garmin god its so easy Garmin eTrex gang for life, for all of my off-grid biking-hiking-criming needs.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Pretty sure you can’t buy a burner with cash or without some sort of record these days. Even if you bought some sort of shady device on the gray market, the feds would likely sweat the original owner and whoever they sold it to until they eventually worked their way down to the end user.  Garmin buddiesI remember a few years back, the Safeway by my old office had a clearance rack, and they had like ten flipphone burners sitting there. I contemplated buying them but didn't. Kinda kick myself for it, but then again, the gently caress am I gonna use them for?
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