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Safety Dance posted:I read through the Lash of Thanatos arc and this one kicked me in the gut. Lord I hate the Cartilage Head arcs, he's such a judgemental douche for someone that never speaks robot roll call posted:speaking of the blogs The risotto arc in the blogs is the funniest thing and would be the perfect set of posts to translate into comic form
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Little grains of arborio rice on the bathroom counter spelling out R I S O T T O.
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The R I S O T T O on the counter is funny enough, but the fact that Teodor evidently trusted an idiotic five year old to somehow prepare risotto is the real highlight of that arc.
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Youremother posted:The R I S O T T O on the counter is funny enough, but the fact that Teodor evidently trusted an idiotic five year old to somehow prepare risotto is the real highlight of that arc. To be fair Philippe kind of fluctuates in intelligence and/or competence from comic to comic
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you inspired me to re-peruse the blogs and I'm already striking gold. guess who!
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drrockso20 posted:Lord I hate the Cartilage Head arcs, he's such a judgemental douche for someone that never speaks Ray is a stand-up guy in a lot of ways, but cartilage head had his number completely: he is ultimately a coward who would desert a dying man
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drrockso20 posted:Lord I hate the Cartilage Head arcs, he's such a judgemental douche for someone that never speaks Roast Beef getting the same card as Ray did, taking a moment and then basically going,"Nah, gently caress that guy," was absolutely the right response in that situation, in my mind.
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more falafel please posted:Ray is a stand-up guy in a lot of ways, but cartilage head had his number completely: he is ultimately a coward who would desert a dying man The multiple times Roast Beef got shot say otherwise Jerusalem posted:Roast Beef getting the same card as Ray did, taking a moment and then basically going,"Nah, gently caress that guy," was absolutely the right response in that situation, in my mind. Exactly
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I do appreciate the tiny perfect revenge of Beef fobbing off an invitation to a performance that Ray will absolutely hate, but which he knows nothing about and is honor-bound to accept because it's exclusive and fancy, given how often Ray has put Beef into excruciatingly awkward situations
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Beef and Molly always seemed to waffle between happiness and unhappiness depending on how Beef was doing, but the end of the Teodore/Penny storyline in 2014 was definitely an "oof" moment there. Teodore had always been kind of a chump but it was rough to get a 60 second montage of his relationship slowly breaking down until they die.
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Molly was very rarely unhappy, we just see her through a lens of Beef's bullshit most of the time. Honestly the problem with her was that Onstand wanted a love interest that would have a reason to stay with the kind of guy that has no coping mechanisms for life beyond "Add everything around me to my list of hated woes every time an inconvenience is noticed" and the best he could come up with is "I dunno, she just does." The greeting card arc is a great encapsulation, he finds his own unorthodox path to success, encounters one obstacle (women might hit on him) and scraps the whole project immediately, because "saying no to flight attendants" is too hard and both he and Ray instinctively understand he can't do it. theironjef fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jan 1, 2023 |
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One small touch I’ve always loved is that Ray and Teodor get definitive deaths and tombstones while Beef just disappears into the void
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Really makes one wonder where the characters would end up if he were to come back to Achewood some day(particularly if time has passed offscreen since the comic ended back in 2016)
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Halloween Jack posted:Has Lid
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Cue old timers groaning about the price of a lid
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(The chubby cat's butler is trying to help him stop jacking off in his sleep)
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Youremother posted:Cue old timers groaning about the price of a lid No worries, Jack. I got three lids in the Hudson and enough Zig Zag to wipe God's rear end and the devil too
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lmao, i had kinda channeled my inner RB and said a few sentences in a very Achewood style and someone thought english was my second language
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I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people.
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. True, although "You can do whatever you want in life" works for pretty much everybody.
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I have been irritated with coworkers lately and been very tempted to declare that I'll "take four shits and die" if they don't knock it off, but obviously I haven't. But I keep thinking it, oh, I keep thinking it
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. yes, but when you find another Achewood fan in the wild it’s glorious
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. But I desperately want to use the "three crawls up a fat boy's rear end" line...
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. Not all of them, but "[so-and-so] comes from circumstances" has yet to be misunderstood
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Schwarzwald posted:Not all of them, but "[so-and-so] comes from circumstances" has yet to be misunderstood “restroom eyes” has fully made it into my friend-group’s lexicon
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I've found that both "pimp skitters" and "sinner's rear end" get the intended point across pretty well. Same with "sass gut" honestly.
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Jan 8, 2023 06:08
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Yeah "sass gut" is pretty perfect.
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Sass gut is absolutely a phrase in my life.
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Pershing posted:But I desperately want to use the "three crawls up a fat boy's rear end" line... 'hosed up wad of poo poo' is unlikely to be misunderstood at least.
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Beats me why some dudes suck. Sure as hell ain't my scene.
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Ok Comboomer posted:yes, but when you find another Achewood fan in the wild it’s glorious The guy renewing my car's registration a couple years back had a ray&beef tattoo on his forearm. I wonder if he was a goon.
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Jerusalem posted:True, although "You can do whatever you want in life" works for pretty much everybody. So does "The End! No Moral!"
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withak posted:I can assure that Achewood jokes don't work IRL around normal people. True, but those people have the sex appeal of a biscuit with two shits inside.
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Rye bread sandwich with Saltines as only filling
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all punked up on Jupiter oil
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rude titties the rudest
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I do occasionally find myself driven to use "rude titties" in a conversation when appropriate (rarely).
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Rough chuckles.
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more falafel please posted:Rough chuckles. This is definitely just a part of my regular vocabulary now, and people seem to get it
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