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Geese sometimes honk at me and attack me on bike paths when they have goslings but they're cute and I forgive them
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you all drive everywhere though, where have you even seen a goose
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Jan 9, 2023 02:21
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there's geese all over the place here, especially closer to the water they're loving jerks and honk and hiss and poo poo everywhere, but i don't think i'd eat its liver
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Jan 9, 2023 02:24
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they make real big poops too 
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Jan 9, 2023 02:27
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I don't eat organs if I can help it what about steam calliopes?
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I don't eat organs if I can help it so like the opposite of your mom. interesting
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Jan 9, 2023 02:33
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I don't eat organs if I can help it big mistake imo
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Jan 9, 2023 02:38
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Beeftweeter posted:there's geese all over the place here, especially closer to the water if it could, a goose would eat you and everyone you love without hesitation
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Jan 9, 2023 02:40
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geese should be killed and their corpses left to rot where other geese can see them
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Jan 9, 2023 02:41
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if u use slack paste this in #FF0000,#000000,#FFFF00,#000000,#000000,#FFFFFF,#000000,#FFFF00
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:what about steam calliopes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEV2F55g6A
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Jan 9, 2023 02:43
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I don't eat organs if I can help it
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Jan 9, 2023 02:45
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At work it has become part of my daily routine to tell parking lot goose to go gently caress itself and get hissed at in response.
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Jan 9, 2023 02:46
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I do not like the parking goose
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Jan 9, 2023 02:47
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rotor posted:if it could, a goose would eat you and everyone you love without hesitation
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Jan 9, 2023 02:49
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rotor posted:if it could, a goose would eat you and everyone you love without hesitation a goose honked, charged and bit my brother once and it was absolutely hilarious imo similarly a goose once thought my wife's toe was food, so whose to say if theyre bad or not
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Jan 9, 2023 02:55
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also to be clear i wouldn't eat pretty much any liver
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Jan 9, 2023 02:57
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Beeftweeter posted:they make real big poops too who among us
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Jan 9, 2023 03:00
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suffer not the geese to live
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Jan 9, 2023 03:07
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Beeftweeter posted:also to be clear i wouldn't eat pretty much any liver sad
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Jan 9, 2023 03:08
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i'm perfectly fine not knowing which body parts i am eating tyvm
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Jan 9, 2023 03:09
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SmokaDustbowl posted:you all drive everywhere though, where have you even seen a goose i haven't owned a car in 16 years and my most used form of transportation is a bicycle or perhaps the bus. I hate geese they're the worst kind of bonkers I could encounter in a given day
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Jan 9, 2023 03:09
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I'll say it loud and proud: geese are the fuckers of the waterfowl world
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Jan 9, 2023 03:10
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Beeftweeter posted:also to be clear i wouldn't eat pretty much any liver woah wtf
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Jan 9, 2023 03:10
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I didn't get fatty liver disease for someone not to cannibalize me
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Jan 9, 2023 03:11
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it's pronounced like goatse ... “goo-se.”
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I was in southern Brazil over New Year's and one afternoon I visited the Museum of Trash. Far too many photos so I made an album: whats the duck. a hairdryer ?
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Jan 9, 2023 03:14
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm perfectly fine not knowing which body parts i am eating tyvm
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Jan 9, 2023 03:17
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mystes posted:So would a cat and people love those things my cats would only eat me after i died, i provide them with pets and cuddles until that point
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Jan 9, 2023 03:17
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Beeftweeter posted:honked, charged and bit
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Chris Knight posted:new grammar books looking weak it honked at him like john wilkes booth assassinating lincoln
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Jan 9, 2023 03:35
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He'll shoot your AHHH it's gonna hurt!
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Jan 9, 2023 03:55
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geese rule
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Cat Face Joe posted:geese rule i would like to own that shirt
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are you a grandpa? congratulations
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:At work it has become part of my daily routine to tell parking lot goose to go gently caress itself and get hissed at in response. Maybe it's just backing up
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Jan 9, 2023 04:13
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PokeJoe posted:are you a grandpa? congratulations i am not. it's ironic, you see
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Animal Friend posted:Maybe it's just backing up https://s3.amazonaws.com/v.comb.io/ovkfZcnC/4Vt2tV.mp4
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idk what peoples' problems with geese are, i haven't hosed with them and they haven't hosed with me so w/e they carpet-bomb the waterfront with their squishy caltrop turds sure but hey everybody gotta poo poo also eating organs is cool and good, somebody ended the life of a creature that has enough brain matter to experience suffering with, least you can do is put as much of the corpse as possible to good use. steak and kidney pie is gr8 for instance
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