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Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Dark spoilers go here

The Kingdom d Bollywood Boys
Brian Cage d SCHAFF
HOB d Wingmen
Claudio d Josh Woods
Hobbs d Vinnie Pacifico
Ethan Page Matt Hardy Isaiah Kassidy d Cody Chunn, Guillermo Rosas and Sonico
Athena d Viva Van
Kingston and Ortiz vs Midnight heat


:siren: CHRIS DANIELS VS BANDITO :siren:

And Nyla/Marina beating...two more Defy women?
And Best Friends over Chaos Theory.

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

so goddamn mad I had to miss Viva Van v Athena; was it a slugfest? Viva works STIFF when she’s got a partner who will play ball and it’s amazing

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Evil Badman posted:


And Best Friends over Chaos Theory.

I'm now super interested in this one:
https://twitter.com/Cap_Kaveman/status/1610856032905105410

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Also Eddie Kingston left right after his match was over and just looked incredibly pissed


It was really loving weird

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




How can you tell when Eddie Kingston looks pissed

That’s just his face

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Also Eddie Kingston left right after his match was over and just looked incredibly pissed


It was really loving weird

I’d be pissed if I had to work Midnight Heat too 😂

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Rampage put it all into context now

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

ARMBAR A COP posted:

Rampage put it all into context now

I'm sorry, ARMBAR A COP, but we will have to put in the papers that you got worked.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Glad to be worked in this economy

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/sportsbrain/status/1613327015683424258

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

That should be main eventing dynamite :colbert:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

That should be main eventing dynamite :colbert:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Hearing Willie Mack taped a match for AEW Dark

A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020

Los Angeles loves The Acclaimed!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dark Elevation:
Nyla Rose and Marina Shafir defeat Jonnie Robbie and Vipress
Athena defeats Zeda Zhang
Dark Order (Evil Uno, John Silver and Alex Reynolds) defeat Trustbusters (Ari Daivari, Sonny Kiss and Slim J)
Daniel Garcia defeats Kevin Blackwood
Rush and Preston Vance defeat Mysterioso and Diego Valens
Brandon Cutler and the Firm (Matt Hardy, Ethan Page and Isiah Kassidy) defeat Wingmen (Peter Avalon and Ryan Nemeth) and Chaos Project (Luther and Serpentico)
Brian Cage defeats Willie Mack
Blackpool Combat Club (Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta) defeat Top Flight (Dante and Darius Martin) and Butcher & Blade in a triple threat

Rampage:
Darby Allin retains the TNT title over Juice Robinson
The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) interrupt an interview of The Acclaimed
Kings of the Black Throne (Malakai Black and Brody King) defeat Eddie Kingston and Ortiz after distractions from Julia Hart and Buddy Matthews. Postmatch Ortiz leaves Kingston behind
Danhausen wants Paul Walter Hauser's new Golden Globe. Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt and Satnam Singh interrupt and Jarrett hits Hauser with the guitar before being chased away by Best Friends (Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta)
Ruby Soho and Willow Nightingale defeat Tay Melo and Anna JAS in a street fight after Ruby gives Tay a DDT onto thumbtacks

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jonnie Robbie

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Garcia vs Blackwood should be good. I’m pretty sure they teamed up once or twice on Dark during the Daily’s Place era.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I know it's just Dark Elevation nonsense, but I can't believe Cutler and Avalon are still having matches against each other in 2023

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

https://twitter.com/DorbyAllen/status/1613386001220775938

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:


:lol: “And you wonder why I only said two words…”

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


:lol:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

if that was live I honestly would find it super endearing. Lol I guess I do now

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


There are photos from the Rampage main event on Twitter & good lord almighty Ruby Soho is bleeding like a stuck pig.

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1613409209613418496?s=20

Don't look at the link if blood bothers you.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Who is that

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Shard posted:

Who is that

It's a cameraman in the background of the tweet I posted of Ruby Soho drenched in blood

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think it's cody. looks weird because the hat is pushing his ears down

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Per PWInsider, current Royal Rumble surprises planned include

Edge
Beth Phoenix
Doudrop
Logan Paul if his rehab's going great

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Chris James 2 posted:

Per PWInsider, current Royal Rumble surprises planned include

Edge
Beth Phoenix
Doudrop
Logan Paul if his rehab's going great

How is Edge a surprise? Did he get written off TV again?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




You’ll be surprised at how deep he wants to tank his HOF worthy career with this endless comeback

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Chris James 2 posted:

Per PWInsider, current Royal Rumble surprises planned include

Edge
Beth Phoenix
Doudrop
Logan Paul if his rehab's going great

So a bunch of people who already work for the company cool cool cool

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

gently caress yeah, Doudrop

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


can't wait for the poo poo factor vs spoopy balor and rhea at wrestlemania

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Matches announced for the Impact tapings on January 14:
-Steve Maclin vs. Dango
-The Major Players vs. Ace Austin & Chris Bey
-Taylor Wilde vs. Killer Kelly
-Deonna Purrazzo vs. Ashley D'Amboise
-"Speedball" Mike Bailey vs. Kenny King in a Fight Pit match

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact taping results:

quote:

IMPACT Wrestling Spoilers From Atlanta, GA (Taped On 1/14)

- BTI: Raj Singh & Shera def. Aiden Prince & Andrew Everett

- BTI: Angels & Kon def. Delirious & Yuya Uemera. After, Callihan hit Delirious with a pile driver.

- BTI: Zicky Dice def. Carlie Bravo

- Mickie James began by celebrating her IMPACT Knockouts Title victory. Bully Ray interrupted. Bully demanded Mickie leave but she resisted. Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans came out and cut a promo before attacking Mickie. Jordynne Grace and Frankie Kazarian made the save. Santino Marella and Ernest “The Cat” Miller came out to set up a tag match.

- Jordynne Grace, Mickie James, & Frankie Kazarian def. Tasha Steelz, Savannah Evans & Bully Ray.

- Masha Slamovich confronted Mickie.

- Deonna Purrazzo def. Ashley D’Amboise

- Killer Kelly def. Taylor Wilde

- Steve Maclin def. Dirty Dango

- Trey Miguel def. Mike Jackson.

- Crazzy Steve taunted and Black Taurus chased Trey off.

- KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight def. Jason Hotch & John Skyler

- IMPACT Wrestling Knockout Tag Team Championships: Death Dollz (Taya Valkyrie & Jessicka) (c) def. Gisele Shaw & Tara. Tara turned on Shaw after being taunted by her and hit Window's Peak.

- Ace Austin & Chris Bey def. Major Players (Matt Cardona & Brian Myers)

- Joe Hendry accepts a challenge to defend the IMPACT Digital Media Championship against Cardona and debuts the song “Dancing Cardona”

- Jonathan Gresham def. Sheldon Jean

- IMPACT World Title Number One Contenders Elimination Match: Rich Swann def. Callihan, Moose, Chris Sabin, Eddie Edwards & Rhino.

- The Design attacked Swann after the match. Josh Alexander, Frankie Kazarian and Yuya Uemura made the save.

- Pit Fight: Mike Bailey def. Kenny King by KO

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Ernest.

The Cat.

Miller.

Wow.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
is that santino's impact debut

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


flatluigi posted:

is that santino's impact debut

He debuted on the PPV Friday night.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


"- Mickie James began by celebrating her IMPACT Knockouts Title victory. Bully Ray interrupted. Bully demanded Mickie leave but she resisted. Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans came out and cut a promo before attacking Mickie. Jordynne Grace and Frankie Kazarian made the save. Santino Marella and Ernest “The Cat” Miller came out to set up a tag match."

Who are Santino & The Cat setting up a tag match against, Tasha Steelz & Savannah Evans? Jordynne Grace & Frankie Kazarian?

Who is paying money to watch Santino Marella in TYOOL 2023?

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I thought Santino retired to run a school and book sex pests for his promotion

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