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Automata 10 Pack posted:What's up with the Ivermectin resurgence anyways? I'd imagine Covid spiking again due to holidays, everyday people trying to find a cure, and there being a ton of propaganda about this "miracle cure the government doesn't want you to know". Sure wish Twitter still had a department to deal with this sort of lovely propaganda that actually harms people, but welp. Freedom of speech!
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Dr. Thoss posted:i confess i was kind of surprised. i wasn't exactly a fan of unknown hinson, but from what little exposure i had, everything he did seemed to be just so extreme and on-the-nose that i never even considered the possibility that it wasn't satirical. i mean, dude spent a decade making a cartoon whose entire premise is a joke at his expense. the whole things was just like he and the audience were both on the wrong side of poe's law. Perfect.
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Saoshyant posted:I'd imagine Covid spiking again due to holidays, everyday people trying to find a cure, and there being a ton of propaganda about this "miracle cure the government doesn't want you to know". Sometimes you have to let overpopulation solve itself, and if shoving horse drugs up your butt to own the libs eases some of the strain, well, I don't think those folks are bringing humanity forward.
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Jan 13, 2023 16:25
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Oh poo poo, did he do the voice for the gun creature thing? I watched someone playing the game on twitch and I couldn't last more than 5 minutes because that gun was annoying as all gently caress and didn't shut up Yeah. Fortunately you get other guns that are much less annoying. I tended to stick to the SMG gun and the one that launches its babies to eat enemies and basically only went back to the Morty Gun when I had to use its special ability to move platforms or when I was forced by the game to leave ALL MY GUNS BUT HIM at home. The knife was way too much too, but the other guns were mostly just occasional side remarks. Morty Gun just does not shut up.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yeah. Fortunately you get other guns that are much less annoying. I tended to stick to the SMG gun and the one that launches its babies to eat enemies and basically only went back to the Morty Gun when I had to use its special ability to move platforms or when I was forced by the game to leave ALL MY GUNS BUT HIM at home. yeah thankfully you can temper the Morty voice with JB Smoove
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Jan 13, 2023 16:28
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Herstory Begins Now posted:i'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure britney's conservatorship was, uh, not entirely ungrounded. her instagram is a loving trip I've really struggled with understanding this issue because normal people get to be absolutely bugfuck crazy without having a court-assigned figure to steal all their money from them. Britney doesn't seem to be entirely well but she still seems able to take care of herself.
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Jan 13, 2023 16:33
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Automata 10 Pack posted:What's up with the Ivermectin resurgence anyways? Looking into it!
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Jan 13, 2023 16:38
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Withnail posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1613900363652009992 Why does this read like a dril tweet to me? Is it the just kind of starting from the middle of a thought nature of it? I also get "Incoming message from the big giant head!" vibes off of him announcing random poo poo as well.
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Jan 13, 2023 16:39
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Jan 13, 2023 16:44
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Fenix has stopped loading tweets for me and I'm uncertain if this is intentional consider how malicious literally every change at twitter has been since Elon took over
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Withnail posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1613900363652009992 You did it Elon, you fixed Twitter
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Jan 13, 2023 16:47
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Withnail posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1613900363652009992 This'll win back advertisers.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Fenix has stopped loading tweets for me and I'm uncertain if this is intentional Most 3rd party apps haven't worked for like 12 hours, they all broke last night and there's nothing indicating if it was on purpose or not. Meanwhile apartheid clyde is rearranging bookmark buttons on the titanic
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Jan 13, 2023 16:56
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Still unclear he's able to make any actual changes other than just loving with the templates in a CMS
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Jan 13, 2023 16:57
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Automata 10 Pack posted:What's up with the Ivermectin resurgence anyways? I think the most recent Twitter files had something to do with it? Also chuds will never let anything go. We’ll be hearing about ivermectin for decades.
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Jan 13, 2023 16:57
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Still no word from the Great Genius about why he’s broken the 3rd party API that almost all his power users, and anyone with any loving sense at all, uses instead of the dogshit Twitter app
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smellmycheese posted:Still no word from the Great Genius about why he’s broken the 3rd party API that almost all his power users, and anyone with any loving sense at all, uses instead of the dogshit Twitter app Discord and SA embed are still working, that's all I use.
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Jan 13, 2023 16:59
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lol twitter power users
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kazil posted:lol twitter power users Fair point. Dreadful phrase
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i am the most powerful user and elon WILL respect me
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The Postman posted:i am the most powerful user and elon WILL respect me dreadfully sorry Mr. Turd2, we are working on it
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Moved phase shield generation to the starboard side Updates to photon torpedo bays coming in q2 Minor bug fixes to holodeck next week
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I bet it's deliberate and, I got the words: "I don't want anyone gettnig anything for free" in a SA acccent floating around my head.
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"I want more engagement!" *immediately shuts down many avenues for users to engage with the service* It's a strategy?
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kw0134 posted:"I want more engagement!" Engagement goes up when stories break about Twitter breaking. It's 5D chess.
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Sometimes you have to let overpopulation solve itself, and if shoving horse drugs up your butt to own the libs eases some of the strain, well, I don't think those folks are bringing humanity forward. Elon believes in eugenics for human intelligence, so I guess he's ok with his dumbest fans all killing themselves off.
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Ok, MAJOR bug fixes to the holodeck coming soon
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Jesus Christ shut up you loving nerd https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1613932601882054658?s=20&t=8Q1gQSBFV3SRrOWX7bpYGg
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Wouldn't that imply that Tesla stock is not virtuous?
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E the Shaggy posted:Jesus Christ shut up you loving nerd He probably thinks that he's virtue, but I don't think virtue "rises with the sun" because it's been up all night on a rich guy amphetamine bender.
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having to slash prices because demand is low really got to him.
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but the sun has a daily cycle of going up and down?
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Virtue is what he calls his dick
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N. Senada posted:Virtue is what he calls his dick I doubt that broken, mangled thing ever rises anymore.
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