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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Don't miss the rest of the thread, it's very cool!

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Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
They’ve fully internalized the, “we can’t say bad things about guns or the left will use that as evidence that guns are bad” narrative pioneered by Alex Jones to defame dead parents and sell fake supplements.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Well look who finally came around

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Pretty sure the bar mitzvah traditions they mention weren’t a thing until way after the life and death of Jesus, so this is doubly stupid

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

More interested in the official Twitter account of the nation of Israel proclaiming Jesus of Nazareth as the Son of God.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

zoux posted:



Well look who finally came around

Jewish values like, hm, how about the 46 times the Torah commands not to oppress the stranger?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh you're never gonna win that one. All Jesus talks about is not pursuing wealth and that what happens on earth is important only insofar as it determines your eternal hereafter, he has nothing to say about gay marriage and abortion. He directly answers the question "should you pay your taxes".

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1615109922403885067

If he coulda by now he woulda by now. Zero juice.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



zoux posted:

If he coulda by now he woulda by now. Zero juice.

Maybe not but I think he at least has the juice to tank him in a general so I’m greatly looking forward to next year.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I am very much looking forward to Trump giving Desantis the same treatment he gave Cruz and Rubio. I don't know if it'll necessarily land like it did with those two nitwits but it'll be fun nonetheless

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NeerajKAfood/status/1615463180746084352

Gotta say, this round of owning the libs online is exposing me to some really bad rear end stoves

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/NeerajKAfood/status/1615463180746084352

Gotta say, this round of owning the libs online is exposing me to some really bad rear end stoves

Missing the Tim the toolman noises 1/5 stars

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://twitter.com/CallMeCuteT/status/1615066505133150209?s=20

Staluigi
Jun 22, 2021

thermodynamics cheated
Lol holy poo poo America

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


THEY TAUGHT THE KID TO STAND LIKE DONLADN TRUMP.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
That guy is almost certainly a cop

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

Scratch Monkey posted:

That guy is almost certainly a cop

Apparently former SWAT, and a political candidate. What a shithead.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Lager posted:

Apparently former SWAT, and a political candidate. What a shithead.

why did you write the same thing three times

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/Amged/status/1614892443454808065

It's funny how these guys accuse everyone else of being generic NPCs

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1615786725946572800?s=20

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/jimmysecuk/status/1615716748073869312?s=46&t=xf6z7l-EagOk6aH0XOARAw

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
What kind of worthless AI was never even trained in basic Metal Gear?

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

Gyges posted:

What kind of worthless AI was never even trained in basic Metal Gear?

I dunno, can Metal Gears actually see through the cardboard box trick?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

MadDogMike posted:

I dunno, can Metal Gears actually see through the cardboard box trick?

What? It's just a box.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

The Russians used a motion detector

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Captain_Maclaine posted:

What? It's just a box.

Any AI trained on late 80/early-mid 90's video game logic should know you should break any boxes around you for the extra health/life/weapon/ammo anyway.

Like if if there's a box why would you not just smash it. The ai is either very lazy of very stupid. Fortunately either way it won't drat us all.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

dr_rat posted:

Any AI trained on late 80/early-mid 90's video game logic should know you should break any boxes around you for the extra health/life/weapon/ammo anyway.

Like if if there's a box why would you not just smash it. The ai is either very lazy of very stupid. Fortunately either way it won't drat us all.

Proper logic is to smash everything. Then try using any fire tools to burn everything. Followed by trying any musical tools.

Obviously the assumption is that nobody was dumb enough to give it bombs.

Lager
Mar 9, 2004

Give me the secret to the anti-puppet equation!

https://twitter.com/arawnsley/status/1615140587010916353?s=20&t=AAFW6Y78_P5CuV8Yu3fsHQ

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Kermit looks looks into the distance, unfocused. Something flashes across his face, something almost recognizable, but before you can understand, it is gone.

"As of now, they're all combatants, Fozzy. Let God sort them out.

Give the order."

Razor Jacksuit
Mar 31, 2007

VEES RULE #1




Wait wait wait wait wait... "walked like a fir tree"?

litany of gulps
Jun 11, 2001

Fun Shoe

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Wait wait wait wait wait... "walked like a fir tree"?

Powerful simile usage here

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Wait wait wait wait wait... "walked like a fir tree"?

Fir treeeee? I.... am an Ent!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The Ukraine war has shown us what future wars will be and apparently they're gonna be all about cheap low flying drones loaded with explosives crashing into things

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Yeah, I can't parse that fir tree thing. "You can see his smile"? What?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gort posted:

Yeah, I can't parse that fir tree thing. "You can see his smile"? What?

The "working man's smile". His pants were falling down and he couldn't hold them up because he had to make like a tree. I guess you could say he was going commando.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The article was written by an AI and it thinks a tree and a person are the same thing while also being not a person. Hth

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1616274690938638338?s=20

Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Wait wait wait wait wait... "walked like a fir tree"?

It implies the dude was trying not to have a distinctly human gait. Maybe he did a weird sort of shuffle?

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Razor Jacksuit posted:

Wait wait wait wait wait... "walked like a fir tree"?

Clearly he was practicing to go march on Macbeth.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

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Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Natty Ninefingers posted:

It implies the dude was trying not to have a distinctly human gait. Maybe he did a weird sort of shuffle?

That's how I read it, just a dude in a tree outfit walking in a silly manner and the AI just whiffed it.

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