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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




e: why is she opening and running away from a safe at the same time? What the hell is going on here?

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:



e: why is she opening and running away from a safe at the same time? What the hell is going on here?

this is Jennifer Maloy she has powers to phase through objects and geometries and is opening the safe from within as she's phasing through the wall

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


goblin week posted:

this is Jennifer Maloy she has powers to phase through objects and geometries and is opening the safe from within as she's phasing through the wall

trap sprung

why is she in her underwear while she does it?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

trap sprung

why is she in her underwear while she does it?

youre about to be so ashamed of your words + deeds

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


jesus WEP posted:

youre about to be so ashamed of your words + deeds

enquiring minds need to know!

like either she phases through her clothes and should be naked, or she doesn't so why is she only wearing a bra?

where's the in universe consistency R R Martin you dope?!?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

trap sprung

why is she in her underwear while she does it?

It's an incredibly horny series. One of the early characters is Fortunato, a wizard powered by semen retention

mystes
May 31, 2006

I have zero knowledge of the source material but I would assume that either 1) she's not scantily clad in the actual book but, hey, got to use the cover to sell it somehow (ugh), or 2) in the story she has to be naked to phase through stuff (also ugh) but they added underwear for the cover. I guess decide for yourself which would be creepier.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Powerful Two-Hander posted:



e: why is she opening and running away from a safe at the same time? What the hell is going on here?

How's that next game of thrones book coming? :shepface:

mystes
May 31, 2006

OK I googled it and it's option 2.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


goblin week posted:

It's an incredibly horny series. One of the early characters is Fortunato, a wizard powered by semen retention

that doesn't sound very fortunate at all but also lmao what

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


no nut necromancy

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

jesus WEP posted:

no nut necromancy

:eyepop:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

that doesn't sound very fortunate at all but also lmao what

https://wildcards.fandom.com/wiki/Fortunato

it legitimately has to be read to be believed

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

TBC in the php mines


mystes posted:

OK I googled it and it's option 2.

of course it is

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.


e: unrelated, https://yesterweb.org/webring/members

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 28, 2023

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe


Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
here's one for the NMN snipe files




longer setup:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
smokapostin

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

BEEFSTAKE
TACOS
NACHOS

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Henry Silva don't miss.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Why is he killing Jon Snow?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

TOOT BOOT posted:

Why is he killing Jon Snow?
my buddies and i would have beaten jon snow to death with hammers i can tell you that much

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/OOCBoomShoots/status/1615147060075892737

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Zelda's up to her old tricks again I see

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
what the gently caress is a roma key

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EIDE Van Hagar posted:

what the gently caress is a roma key

it's how they put the weather person in front of the electronic map on tv in the 80s

mystes
May 31, 2006

it's actually how they put the weather person in front of a tomato

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

mystes
May 31, 2006

If only we still had that option

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

what the gently caress is a roma key

a shortcut to getting the average european to launch into a racist tirade

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i thought i was ready for the internet. i was wrong

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


canyoneer posted:

a shortcut to getting the average european to launch into a racist tirade

:holymoley:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q6qqziDATp1ry9q99_720.mp4

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
honked again

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