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arsenicCatnip posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619069893344903172 My brain keeps replacing it with Mr Toot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASywAfBAVrQ
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The Saddest Rhino posted:ella irwin is the one who was in some completely unrelated role who quit before being brought back to do trust and safety, she's completely out of her element with zero guidance and she's forced to reduce her team, which lol She’s the one who let Bari Weiss go hog wild on an administrative console which she posted camera photos of right. The best people.
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Jan 28, 2023 17:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:What was the meme he was making when he carried the sink into Twitter HQ? Elon owns twitter now, so you'd best let that notion sink into your brain.
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Jan 28, 2023 17:35
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:My brain keeps replacing it with Mr Toot Apropos of nothing, we just adopted a cat, who came with the name Sweet Tart, and I have been calling him Mr. Tart while singing this song
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:My brain keeps replacing it with Mr Toot That's for when Elon goes broke and has to set up his own "non-woke" Mastodon instance.
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Lamech posted:Apropos of nothing, we just adopted a cat, who came with the name Sweet Tart, and I have been calling him Mr. Tart while singing this song You posted about your cat; you are now required by posting law to post pictures of said cat. priznat posted:She’s the one who let Bari Weiss go hog wild on an administrative console which she posted camera photos of right. don't worry, she later ensured us that bari weiss and matt taibbi weren't actually given unfettered access to DMs and she was the one taking those do you not feel reassured?
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Jan 28, 2023 18:12
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:You posted about your cat; you are now required by posting law to post pictures of said cat. Mr. Tart  re:Elon - is dumb
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Jan 28, 2023 18:15
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Lamech posted:Mr. Tart  the only good external content in this thread
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Jan 28, 2023 18:17
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Very good, thank you.
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Jan 28, 2023 18:28
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1619064707272552449 funnily enough i remember actual journalists asking him similar questions and him throwing a pissy fit and shutting down twitter spaces and poo poo
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Jan 28, 2023 18:46
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Wtf are they taking about?
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N. Senada posted:Wtf are they taking about? No one outside their little jerkoff crew knows, or cares
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Jan 28, 2023 19:18
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I never watched any of the Hamilton sequels. I had no idea they made 68 of them!
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Jan 28, 2023 19:23
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lin manuel is trying to build a cabin out of tony awards
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Lazy_Liberal posted:lin manuel is trying to build a cabin out of tony awards it's going to be the new white house when all is said and done
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Jan 28, 2023 19:29
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lol spending 44 billion dollars to read twitter emails
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Jan 28, 2023 19:32
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kazil posted:lol spending 44 billion dollars to read your ex-girlfriends twitter emails
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i feel like you're giving elon too much credit with this statement.
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Strong Sauce posted:i feel like you're giving elon too much credit with this statement. Ironic, considering how much credit Musk himself steals
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N. Senada posted:Wtf are they taking about? Apparently it's this thing.
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Lamech posted:Mr. Tart Want to pet that cat and give it kisses on the head.
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My Spirit Otter posted:Elon owns twitter now, so you'd best let that notion sink into your brain. naw, that actually has a modicum of humor to it. No way thats what Elon meant
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ChaseSP posted:Then they'll just cry that nobody replies. You can't satisfy these babies that nobody actually likes them and wants to interact. He is now in the "Disney reactively scrambling to contort Star Wars into whatever screeching online weirdos want it to be, only to realize everything they "fix" makes them even madder and screechier" phase of his Twitter ownership. Only Elon doesn't have the self awareness to just give up, and so he will fold himself into a corncob trying to fix everything the fix to the fix to the fix to fix to the fix has broken this time according to catturd2 and TheQuartering and Dave Rubin.
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Lamech posted:Mr. Tart Pet that Mr Toot
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OK, I read that. ...wtf are they talking about?
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nine-gear crow posted:He is now in the "Disney reactively scrambling to contort Star Wars into whatever screeching online weirdos want it to be, only to realize everything they "fix" makes them even madder and screechier" phase of his Twitter ownership. Only Elon doesn't have the self awareness to just give up, and so he will fold himself into a corncob trying to fix everything the fix to the fix to the fix to fix to the fix has broken this time according to catturd2 and TheQuartering and Dave Rubin. He's incapable of realizing the problem is his target demographic sucks and the fix is to ban them all and target a different demographic.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:ella irwin is the one who was in some completely unrelated role who quit before being brought back to do trust and safety, she's completely out of her element with zero guidance and she's forced to reduce her team, which lol Musk is at least transparently capricious, imagine people you used to work with going full Nazi high command overnight. Must be quite demoralising.
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Outrail posted:He's incapable of realizing the problem is his target demographic sucks and the fix is to ban them all and target a different demographic. gently caress Yeah! Elon Go to Russia
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Jan 28, 2023 22:18
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Mister Tart. you could have saved her i gave you all the treats
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Jan 28, 2023 22:24
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I know I make jokes sometimes, but I think this Elon guy might not really be smart. I think he might be a stupid person
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Unkempt posted:OK, I read that. Don't think about it because it doesn't actually matter.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know I make jokes sometimes, but I think this Elon guy might not really be smart. I think he might be a stupid person 
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Jan 28, 2023 22:30
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I know. It's hard to hear
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know I make jokes sometimes, but I think this Elon guy might not really be smart. I think he might be a stupid person 
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Outrail posted:He's incapable of realizing the problem is his target demographic sucks and the fix is to ban them all and target a different demographic. He really is hosed either way then. Catering to them is doomed to failure because they will never be satisfied with anything they wring out of him, and banning them is an equally doomed prospect because the ire it will earn him from all of them will consume the rest of his and their lives, they're that relentless. There's no way out for him.
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Jan 28, 2023 22:41
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Yep. That's why it's funny.
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nine-gear crow posted:He really is hosed either way then. Catering to them is doomed to failure because they will never be satisfied with anything they wring out of him, and banning them is an equally doomed prospect because the ire it will earn him from all of them will consume the rest of his and their lives, they're that relentless. There's no way out for him. The way out is for him to sell twitter and gently caress off
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Jan 28, 2023 22:43
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Shutting down Twitter forever will solve the problem.
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kazil posted:The way out is for him to sell twitter and gently caress off gschmidl posted:Shutting down Twitter forever will solve the problem. Addendum: There is no way out of this for him that he will actually consider doing. 
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gschmidl posted:Shutting down Twitter forever will solve the problem. but what about elon's 44billion
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