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anyone else see thsi thing that there is a new mario kart themed ride at Universal Studios and that it is fatphobic because it has a weight limit because if ur too fat the gokart will slow down or something? lol goddammit mario between this and calling bowser gay when you throw him into the lava ur gonna get canceled
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Feb 6, 2023 07:07
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Don't all gokarts have this issue?
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Feb 6, 2023 07:08
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It was supposed to be different this time
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Feb 6, 2023 07:11
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Huh Americans have a 40 inch waist on average, that's crazy
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh Americans have a 40 inch waist on average, that's crazy 40 & 1/2 Inches 
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Feb 6, 2023 07:13
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Most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom agree, Mario should be held in little Marquis de Sade style cell and only trotted out twice a day at noon and six o clock to be brutally tortured. They only harm him superficially so his body is never destroyed. The Mushroom Kingdom is suffused with this lust for a pain, an entire empire of madness inflicting its animus for agony towards Mario. I would say I feel sorry for him, but hell is not bad enough for him.
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Feb 6, 2023 07:17
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Looks-a like it’s Luigi’s time to shine
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Feb 6, 2023 07:22
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Why does Mario hate himself? This is why I always pick Luigi
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Feb 6, 2023 07:22
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Another feeble attempt to keep Wario out
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Feb 6, 2023 07:23
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Wario has the best catchphrases like “Doh I pissed” And *fart*
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Feb 6, 2023 07:24
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Whaaaaaa they all cried as they were told it might break the ride
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Feb 6, 2023 07:25
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Nooner you could probably sell this post to Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel Lmk if you need their detes
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Feb 6, 2023 07:26
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N. Senada posted:Wario has the best catchphrases like Wario: "I will torture then kill Mario and dump his body beneath a portapotty so everyone can take a poo poo on him"
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Feb 6, 2023 07:32
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Fat people drag a cardboard cutout of Mario into a courtroom and put him in trial, like the cadaver synod
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Feb 6, 2023 07:39
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The defense says these rides are for children, not obese fans. The gavel slams and there is a riot
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Feb 6, 2023 07:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:Huh Americans have a 40 inch waist on average, that's crazy Well, most people have a waist somewhere in the 30s, but those guys on my 600 pound life with the 110" waists skew the average to the upside.
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Feb 6, 2023 07:52
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Treecko posted:The defense says these rides are for children, not obese fans. Gonna be a lot of upset fat kids aka Americans after that ruling
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Feb 6, 2023 07:53
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Who actually likes fat people? Fat people don't even like fat people.
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Feb 6, 2023 07:59
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It's ridiculous. Doesn't anyone read anymore? Mario's design docs specifically outline 3 things, and that's it. Mario's 3 Things: No swear words, never a gun in his hand, and no fat chicks. Stupid Americans. Mama mia...
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Nooner posted:anyone else see thsi thing that there is a new mario kart themed ride at Universal Studios and that it is fatphobic because it has a weight limit because if ur too fat the gokart will slow down or something? lol goddammit mario between this and calling bowser gay when you throw him into the lava ur gonna get canceled they shouldn't have hired Chris Pratt
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Feb 6, 2023 08:27
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Ok, I’m looking at these numbers from the CDC and something isn’t adding up Averages for dude in the US of A: -Height in inches: 69.0 -Weight in pounds: 199.8 -Waist circumference in inches: 40.5 I’m 74” tall. The heaviest I’ve ever been, during the saddest and fattest period in my life, was 220lbs. I did not feel healthy. I didn’t look great. Got over the depression eventually. Went overboard getting fit again and kept a lot of measurements to track my progress and the worst that tape hit was ~35”. Does a 5” height difference equal a 5” waist difference? What’s going on here? Do I have an extra heavy skeleton or am I just bad at math?
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Feb 6, 2023 08:29
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Mario has a feeder fetish he's always talking about spaghetti and I'mn pretty sure he saw Se7en
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Dick Fontaine posted:Ok, I’m looking at these numbers from the CDC and something isn’t adding up I mean I'm 6'4 (76 inches) and currently ~190bs with a 34" waist, and skinny.
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Feb 6, 2023 10:10
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Dick Fontaine posted:Ok, I’m looking at these numbers from the CDC and something isn’t adding up I think this is one of those situations where the median would be more useful or extreme results skew the average more in inches than pounds maybe? Not sure if that would work. No one has a really heavy skeleton.
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Feb 6, 2023 10:21
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Xenocides posted:I think this is one of those situations where the median would be more useful or extreme results skew the average more in inches than pounds maybe? Not sure if that would work. I do.
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Feb 6, 2023 10:35
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Thats not very super of you Mario
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Feb 6, 2023 10:52
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Stop-a eating the pizza fatty!! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yaHOO *vibrates out of existence unlike your fat, which will never go away*
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Feb 6, 2023 10:54
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it'sa me, fatshamio
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Xenocides posted:
fat wolverine does.
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Feb 6, 2023 11:13
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Eat-a salad fatty! Woo-Hoo!
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Squee posted:I mean I'm 6'4 (76 inches) and currently ~190bs with a 34" waist, and skinny. Is that measured with a tape or your pants size? Pants size tends to be inaccurate.  Not that it matters. At all. Unless you’re fatshamer like Mario I guess. Edit: I guess that might actually count for the context of this thread. A guy with a 40” waist is probably wearing size 36 to 38 jeans. That’s husky for sure but not really a size you’d associate with the mechanical limits of things in America  . That’s only two thirds of a Chris Christie! This a terribly designed ride.
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Feb 6, 2023 14:36
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Horses are fatphobic too. Jokes on them, I'm horsephobic.
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Feb 6, 2023 14:43
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im 5'4" and 275 my life kinda sucks mario would hate me.
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Feb 6, 2023 14:44
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Well yeah the kart will slow down, it just takes longer to get to top speed however the weight will send light racers like Toad flying off the track, that’s the trade-off. I mean that’s how it worked in Mario Kart if you picked Wario, Bowser, or DK. PS these have been requirements on multiple Universal rides for years, lol mining Twitter for “news.” I’m more interested to know why a 40” waist is the average in terms of ride construction and how it relates to cost because we know it comes down to money somewhere along the line.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom agree, Mario should be held in little Marquis de Sade style cell and only trotted out twice a day at noon and six o clock to be brutally tortured. They only harm him superficially so his body is never destroyed. The Mushroom Kingdom is suffused with this lust for a pain, an entire empire of madness inflicting its animus for agony towards Mario. I would say I feel sorry for him, but hell is not bad enough for him. is this just for Mario or...?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Who actually likes fat people? Fat people don't even like fat people. John Candy ruled
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John Goodman
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I know there's been some weight loss there but even when they were big we loved them.
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