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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Picasso's Disney Period

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Johnny Truant posted:

Two inspired by my namesake's story



"This space intentionally left blank" would be a pretty bitching tat

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Is that supposed to be a disco ball on the right? I kind of enjoy the idea of a tattoo that is the complete image if you cross your legs or put your hands together, or something else, but man, that is lovely execution.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I like those sorts of designs too, but the execution is so bad, the overall effect is…honestly offensive.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

"This space intentionally left blank" would be a pretty bitching tat

Apply directly to the forehead.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Apply directly to the forehead.

That's where you put the "poor impulse control" tattoo

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
And now I'm seeing beer cans under a "Pour Impulse Control" banner

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Ralph Crammed In posted:

"This space intentionally left blank" would be a pretty bitching tat

I knew a guy who had the coupon dotted-line-with-scissors lines around his wrists. Well executed, but pretty tasteless overall.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I knew a guy who had the coupon dotted-line-with-scissors lines around his wrists. Well executed, but pretty tasteless overall.

Trevor from GTAV had that but across his throat.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Read After Burning posted:

Trevor from GTAV had that but across his throat.

Oh dang. My dude had him beat by a good decade and change.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Ninja turtle nose is goddamn incredible.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




ruddiger posted:

Ninja turtle nose is goddamn incredible.

Yeah that's in the wrong topic for sure!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Again tasteless, not bad.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s not tasteless though it owns.

See also the big puke stomach tat

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
face tattoos are almost universally tasteless, and having raphael on your nose, while cool, could be on wikipedia as the definition of tasteless

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




False

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
it tastes like a pepperoni pizza and kicks cowabunga rear end

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

After 30 minutes with the watch on you won't be able to see the tattoo.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
That looks a lot like ballpoint pen to me

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s still ink

Thirteen Orphans
Dec 2, 2012

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.
How do you even clasp a watch that's so profoundly too small.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s probably one of those ones with the solid metal band piece that folds around onto itself and clips into place, so you just have to be real fuckin’ determined and then hope it doesn’t pop open again.

I don’t know what the name of it is because I’m not a watch nerd.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Thirteen Orphans posted:

How do you even clasp a watch that's so profoundly too small.

Based on the quote: steroids

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
That's not a tattoo OR ink, it's his skin turning black and rotting from lack of circulation.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Is that watch supposed to be impressive?

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Crab Dad posted:

Is that watch supposed to be impressive?

I think it's a Seiko. It's a solid watch, but not a prestige watch by any means. It's not even mechanical.

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008


Did this guy eat somebody? What do teardrops mean when they are coming out of your mouth rather than eye?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

sleppy posted:

Did this guy eat somebody? What do teardrops mean when they are coming out of your mouth rather than eye?

Ate a guy for sure. (I'm sure it's something else but this is what I choose to believe)

Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Feb 8, 2023

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Large Testicles posted:

face tattoos are almost universally tasteless, and having raphael on your nose, while cool, could be on wikipedia as the definition of tasteless rude

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



I have a very clear mind picture of this guy's local boozer

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Thirteen Orphans posted:

How do you even clasp a watch that's so profoundly too small.

Everything about this picture is discomfiting.

Raphael nose, well, you’ve guaranteed no one will ever look at your eyes again while speaking with you.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



Half Nala, Half Micheal Jackson, all scrote baby.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




“I’m not rented! I’m not rented!” , i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.





Would actually be pretty dope if not on the face.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Kenning posted:



Would actually be pretty dope if not on the face.

Jazmin Bean, a singer, has Hello Kitty centipedes tattooed on her forearms:



It feels like it's inevitable when someone has tattoos with a strong and unique aesthetic that people will immediately decide to get a much worse and more tasteless version of the design.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Going for that mensroom door aesthetic

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

No matter your stance on the police in America, I think we can all agree this was justified because of how poo poo the tattoos are: Officer fired from Cincinnati police for getting 'pure evil' tattoo on his hands.

Bringing this post back because my news feed just informed me an arbitrator upheld his firing :laffo:

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