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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Playing Duck Hunt on the NES by placing it directly onto the TV screen and blasting away at point blank range

:laugh:

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Volmarias posted:

Funny tech poo poo I just remembered: using a VHS recorder / player to record your TV shows. IIRC you had to leave the TV on to the specific channel, but the VHS machine had a clock and you could tell it to record for X minutes at YY:ZZ PM.

the VCR had it's own tuner, you didn't have to leave the TV on the correct channel. that way you could record one channel while using the TV to watch another.

our first VCR (an ex-rental machine acquired in about 1987, and probably already 3-4 years old) had a mechanical clock driven by a rubber belt, which slipped so the clock would lose ~10 minutes per day. you had to account for this when setting the timer, so you would often forget and end up with a recording that started late and cut off the first 10-20 minutes of the film. i missed the start of so many movies thanks to that

Sweevo fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Feb 18, 2023

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol that sounds awful. pretty sure all of our vhs stuff had quartz clocks

my parents used the same svhs mitsubishi deck for like 30 years before disconnecting it from regular use maybe a decade ago. i bet they still use it from time to time

e: which itself is pretty remarkable. yeah we might have some reliable stuff now but in that interim there was a lot of junk that wouldn't make it halfway there

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Feb 17, 2023

Mantle
May 15, 2004

I remember programming my first VCR that supported those TV codes that told it when to start and stop rather than having to manually enter that data. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_recorder_scheduling_code

Manzoon
Oct 12, 2005

ALPHASTRIKE!!!

Volmarias posted:

Reaching behind the electronics cabinet that was further back than you could see, blindly fumbling around in the hope that you could actually figure out not only which port was which, but that you could actually plug in without being able to see it. The delays setting up videogames consoles was truly remarkable.

Setting the TV to channel 4 to play video games, since there was no way to switch how it handled inputs.

Disconnecting the VCR to hook up the Nintendo, then forgetting to put it back, and the death glares from my mother that this earned me every time she missed an episode of something.

Going over to a friend's house and flipping between channel 3 or 4 trying to get the Nintendo to work.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Beeftweeter posted:

lol that sounds awful. pretty sure all of our vhs stuff had quartz clocks

my parents used the same svhs mitsubishi deck for like 30 years before disconnecting it from regular use maybe a decade ago. i bet they still use it from time to time

e: which itself is pretty remarkable. yeah we might have some reliable stuff now but in that interim there was a lot of junk that wouldn't make it halfway there

my parents bought that used vcr in 1987 along with a pack of 12 4hr tapes. they replaced the vcr twice, but those were the only tapes they ever owned, and were re-re-re-re-re-re-rerecorded over and over for the next 25 years until they got a DVR. i'm sure they were a smeary mess by the end, but the degradation was gradual so you didn't really notice.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mantle posted:

I remember programming my first VCR that supported those TV codes that told it when to start and stop rather than having to manually enter that data. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_recorder_scheduling_code

https://twitter.com/danbarker/status/1391505308619530240

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Volmarias posted:

Funny tech poo poo I just remembered: using a VHS recorder / player to record your TV shows. IIRC you had to leave the TV on to the specific channel, but the VHS machine had a clock and you could tell it to record for X minutes at YY:ZZ PM. Later versions would have day of week, and then even simple calendaring iirc, so you could set things well in advance. Out of the house every Thursday at 3PM, but still wanted to keep up with Days of our Lives or whatever? Thanks to THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY you could capture it! As long as there wasn't a power outage that reset the clock, or a last minute rescheduling, or a breaking news thing, or ...

Another funny tech thing, setting the clock on the VCR being considered an impossibly difficult act of technomancy. While this might have been true when the VCR had three buttons and you had to know a magic code of some kind, later versions were very obvious on what to do but the learned helplessness had set in.

in the drum and bass days one of my buddies would bring his 6-head VHS over to my place to record his mixes on, as apparently the audio quality was pee good

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Also funny, mom got a second VCR so she could make copies for people, and eventually upgraded to a VCR with two tape slots. At some point I think she even got a video capture hookup for the computer so that she could do her own screen caps for the fanfic groups she was part of.

It's strange thinking back on having a turbo nerd parent and not even realizing until later on.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Manzoon posted:

I don't like to, I like having physical buttons I can push in a pocket. Those little SanDisks have batteries that last for a couple of weeks between charges.

I'll probably be forced to one of these days.

:same: but the ones I got always broke after 18 months almost on the dot so I gave up and just use my phone now.

Volmarias posted:

Also funny, mom got a second VCR so she could make copies for people, and eventually upgraded to a VCR with two tape slots. At some point I think she even got a video capture hookup for the computer so that she could do her own screen caps for the fanfic groups she was part of.

It's strange thinking back on having a turbo nerd parent and not even realizing until later on.

Your mom owns

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Mantle posted:

I remember programming my first VCR that supported those TV codes that told it when to start and stop rather than having to manually enter that data. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_recorder_scheduling_code

people these days love to talk like these were incredibly complex unknowable glyphs and not a 6 digit number you plugged into your vcr from the tv guide, we had a videoplus vcr and it was a heavily used feature

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Volmarias posted:

Also funny, mom got a second VCR so she could make copies for people

i remember watching the godfather part II as my dad copied it and being entirely too young to do so. i think we'd borrow/lend vcrs with my aunt and uncle and one of the times we all went to dinner while we copied batman because it was so long

Kitfox88 posted:

Your mom owns

yeah. that's super cool, in a bunch of ways. that stuff was like magic to me as a kid and that would have been almost unimaginable to me then

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Volmarias posted:

Also funny, mom got a second VCR so she could make copies for people, and eventually upgraded to a VCR with two tape slots. At some point I think she even got a video capture hookup for the computer so that she could do her own screen caps for the fanfic groups she was part of.

It's strange thinking back on having a turbo nerd parent and not even realizing until later on.

i just kind of figured out on my own that i could hook the vcr into the video camera and copy tapes so i could watch the goonies as much as i wanted to. thus began the trend of having piles of ep tapes with 2 or 3 movies each on them. it probably wasn't the best thing for a 7 year old to be able to marathon major league, followed by the naked gun, followed by robocop, but that's how it was

the first vcr we had also used 24 hour time, so that's what little me learned how to use, since i needed to know that to record thundercats meant setting the vcr for 15:30. to this day i will not buy anything that can't be set to 24 hour time, because 12 hour time is stupid

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Feb 18, 2023

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



The_Franz posted:

i just kind of figured out on my own that i could hook the vcr into the video camera and copy tapes so i could watch the goonies as much as i wanted to. thus began the trend of having piles of ep tapes with 2 or 3 movies each on them. it probably wasn't the best thing for a 7 year old to be able to marathon major league, followed by the naked gun, followed by robocop, but that's how it was

we had a remote with a jog whell that did frame-by-frame and the vcr would roll back a few when stopping so i figured out exactly how many and would live-cut commercials out of mini-series premieres to maximize tapes

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Olivil posted:

my non-gamer dad used a ps3 as a bluray player for so loooong

a ps3 is still my bluray player, works fine, no need to replace it

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


yep i was looking around a few years back and found the best cheap bluray player is still a ps3 now you can get them for about £40-50 while pawn shops still want £70-80 for a standalone bluray player

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

git apologist posted:

they are quite good at making playstations. totally dominate the market, no other manufacturer even produces playstations anymore

Beeftweeter posted:

they're really not that good at it. you couldn't buy a playstation for years, they were too popular

lol

Sagebrush posted:

Good point. Otoh dozens of companies have made Nintendos

The_Franz posted:

Not dozens, just Sharp (twin famicom, tv with built in snes) and Panasonic (GameCube with dvd player)

e: and of course, there’s all the unofficial knockoffs, like dendy

lmao double woosh

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

taping over the square on vcr tapes to make them recordable

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Progressive JPEG posted:

taping over the square on vcr tapes to make them recordable

on cassettes too, takes me back

Boody
Aug 15, 2001

some of the barcode recorders came with a book of barcodes which listed specific start and stop times. programming involving to the page for the day of the week then scanning the barcode closest to the start time then scanning the closest to the end time.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

it was a pretty good idea imo. maybe it could be brought back as qr codes you can scan to add/download stuff to your watch queue from the streaming services

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

funy tech I do not remember, thankfully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHnYVeaTLsY

Shocking wastefulness, absolutely unsurprising for the era tbh.

(good channel overall if you like old tech chat that's not the usual LGR-style computer stuff)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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they are never going to willingly let people curate a collection again. the streaming rights are too valuable as a bargaining chip

as long as they can arbitrarily pull something, artificially create remand and then release it again for more money, anyway

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
:filez: is a moral imperative

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Volmarias posted:

Also funny, mom got a second VCR so she could make copies for people, and eventually upgraded to a VCR with two tape slots. At some point I think she even got a video capture hookup for the computer so that she could do her own screen caps for the fanfic groups she was part of.

It's strange thinking back on having a turbo nerd parent and not even realizing until later on.
your mom whips rear end, get her posting in here

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

misconfigured X11 security

log in to a shared linux box someone else had an X session going on, set your display variable to their address, open goatse

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
setting ffplay to xlib output and scripting that is pretty fun

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

Volmarias posted:

Another funny tech thing, setting the clock on the VCR being considered an impossibly difficult act of technomancy. While this might have been true when the VCR had three buttons and you had to know a magic code of some kind, later versions were very obvious on what to do but the learned helplessness had set in.
there’s an episode of king of the hill where Hank watches a ton of porn to prove he didn’t rent a tape, and they do a bit where they do time-lapse on the VCR clock but it’s just blinking 12:00. one of my favorite bits of all time.

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

jesus WEP posted:

your mom whips rear end, get her posting in here

not quite as cool but my mom got me a dual cassette deck for my 8th birthday specifically so i could copy tapes from the library

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I got a stereo with dual tapes when I was 8 or 9 and I found all my dads old tapes and copied them so I could listen without him knowing. it’s how I was introduced to cheech and chong, all the dad rock you could muster (doobie brothers, steely Dan, that kinda stuff), and classic country. I also figured out how to connect it to the tv and I’d record music videos’ audio for use in my Walkman but i wasn’t good enough to cut out the interludes and skits a lot of videos of the era used so I’d do chores and hear all that too

drat, core memory unlocked

edit: oh and now I collect vinyl and it turns out he has this whole collection stored in his closet with beatles and Elvis and lots of other rad stuff that he won’t give me even tho he doesn’t have a turntable. for his bday this year I’m gonna get him a nice table with some decent speakers so he can listen to them again. and maybe give them to me before he dies

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

obviously blu-ray won because James Williamson was involved in its creation. you get a Stooge behind something, and people are going to love it.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
my college radio station would use an svhs vcr for the overnight music, as it sounded good and could do 8 hours on an extended tape.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
speakin' of sony, just found a CDP-C85ES at the thrift for 13 bucks

(similar)


Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

remembering my parents' onkyo 5 cd thing like that

when opening/closing the cd tray it would rotate the circle of cds a bit just to show off

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Progressive JPEG posted:

remembering my parents' onkyo 5 cd thing like that

when opening/closing the cd tray it would rotate the circle of cds a bit just to show off

My parents did the same thing. Always loved opening it part way and just cycling through the CDs

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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lol the pioneer multi cd decks had a cartridge, kinda like cars at the time

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Beeftweeter posted:

lol the pioneer multi cd decks had a cartridge, kinda like cars at the time

exactly like cars at the time. pioneer 6cd bricks work in late 90s bmw changers

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

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oh i didn't know they're literally the same that owns

i really liked the big tray spinny 5/6-cd changers but i mean, that pioneer crap still works today. lol

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer

Progressive JPEG posted:

remembering my parents' onkyo 5 cd thing like that

when opening/closing the cd tray it would rotate the circle of cds a bit just to show off

:goonsay: its not to show off, its cause the laser is at the back and its showing you the disc it was playing so it needs to spin

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Olivil posted:

:goonsay: its not to show off, its cause the laser is at the back and its showing you the disc it was playing so it needs to spin

it’s showing off at least a little bit

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